50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

Always check before you sit.

This would make me so mad. Its just plain dirty and lazy to do this

This can be accidental. He should get you u new one nevertheless.

Send hs mom that picture.

I actually do wonder about the frequency in which people clean their fridge? I wipe the door and shelves down with a cloth every week, but I only deep clean (take everything out and wash with warm soapy water) once a month. Am I normal?

Run.

Can't you just hold it in?

Put it in his sports bag and see if he deals with it.

My boyfriend does this too. He'll make a lovely elaborate dish and transform the kitchen into a warzone in the process (which he then leaves for me to deal with, because he thinks it's 'not that bad').

I suspect he did it to avoid having to throw away the tub :P

Salmonellaaaaa

Ew 🤢

I thought it was a drowned insect, so at least it wasn't that.

And you are wiling to continue having a relationship with a guy that does this?

And when he asks for something, does she say there's a package in the fridge and let him come up with the empty package?

His phone, his tabs, his choice. This is not weaponised incompetence, this is none of your business.

hide the next one

Well i love my eggs with a side of rust and Teflon flakes.

Everyone knows you get the last bit out by diluting it with a little water.

Well it _is_ a solution. Is it a good solution? No. Is it an annoying solution? Yes – but it is a solution.

Don't worry, the bottles of (edit: wine, not vodka) under it will catch it.

Whenever I see those signs in public restrooms reminding people to only flush toilet paper, I wonder who could possibly still need to be told this? Now I know.

Every time, but I don't complain because he did the dishes.

The toothbrush I use to clean the small gap behind the faucet looks better than that.

Omg my son does this to avoid making more. Drives me nuts! At least he has the excuse of being a literal child but I've been putting my foot down so he doesn't become a grown man who does this b.s.

Tots. RIP

Time to find someone that cares about you.

I learned when I was married to my ex-husband that if there was a specific snack that I wanted to actually last, I kept it in my car (or hidden in the basement by the washing machine during the summer), otherwise it would be gone before I even got a bite of it. I still have a tendency to stash little snacks in hiding places around my house, which is actually fun when I forget about them and then suddenly find a "surprise" later on when doing chores.

Is your boyfriend Eric Cartman?

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It rains too much where I live for those to be wearable!

Twinings English breakfast is the best tea so at least he has some class.

Someone skipped his physics lessons.

that's how toddles eat bread

Thoughtful really...he knows not to leave the empty roll for you! 😇😉

I respect it. Can’t explain, won’t try.

I hate to say it, but this isn't THAT bad. I have seen waaaaay worse. No p**s bottles here.

he sounds like an idiot

Looks like he emptied ’ The Drawer' into a box. I have done the same every time I've moved, then I just have to empty the box into a new drawer. I would however not mix in the fridge contents.

His closet, his rules.

In many cases ziplock bags work better than tupperware. And it saves space in the freezer. Not everyone has a freezer the size of a pony

At least he DID pick a container (remembering the exposed bit of butter in the fridge further up?)

Depends on the brand.

What a Monstera!

Admirable troubleshooting tho

They are GREAT that way!! They are just a bit crunchy and if you coat it with a bit of melted butter and garlic, Oh My Goodness, you can't beat it. And, I am not a serial killer. I am a mom of a minister and an Air Force Pilot!!

actually I kind of like this one

This isn't even incompetence it's just dickish behavior.

He did that to be a jerk. Listen to him & find a new one.

How else are you going to get bags full of bags?

Hope you don't want to sleep... ever

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Well he should then learn the "Now go do the wasing up" method.

HEATHEN!! That's what I shout at my fiancé every time he rips open a box of donuts or bag of whatever like this and makes it impossible to close neatly or even at all. It makes him laugh, but also reminds him that at 46, he should know better.

Where did the leaf come from?

What he needs is one of those minimal wallets rather than a trifold.

I couldn't get in that car. The picture is making me itchy.

I went to Reddit and looked it up. They were in bed, she gave him the switch before falling asleep. He put it on top of the laundry basket next to the bed. The next morning he started a wash and just dumped the basket in the machine.

Actual advice that works: Two socks filled with (clean) cat litter. Should absorb the moisture in a few days 😊 (Love from Iceland)

This is a red flag.

I don't believe that is butter

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Cool breeze for the testies?

Send him back for another box. Not acceptable.

I thought there was a ball gag at the top of the picture

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You have to ask yourself, did this start in his teenage years?

I love Brussel sprouts 🙂

Just why?

Well it's his sandwich, he can eat it how he likes