40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Horrible man - and some government reps agreed with him. Basically, the bill defined a fertilized egg as an “unborn child” - so a blastocyst has more rights than the woman carrying it. The bill also included life imprisonment and the death penalty for abortions.

Ooook

What a pity his mother didn’t

Ooh, so this is the corresponding argument that a C-section means you aren't a real mum. So C-sections result in entirely fictional people! I'm sitting on my hands reading these so I don't facepalm myself into a coma.

??? how do we come to these conclusions??

Look at all us men queuing up for prostate exams, because of course it is so pleasurable.

D***s are related to pregnancy too so no alcohol for you guys

None of us are going to have faces or palms left by the end of this list

0-o

My ex boyfriend asked did I need winter or summer pads because it was in the spring time he thought bigger pads were for winter and smaller size for summer like the bigger they we're they kept you warm

His parents should be ashamed of themselves

We also need to educate people better on sex Ed apparently

Ok this is horrible.

I mean, how ? What? Ermm? Just dude???????

This cannot be true ... 😵

periods came before calendars would be a small hint to some on this list

Your dad is an idiot

The only correct way to react.

Wow

*punches stomach until he vomits* YOU CAN HOLD IT IN YOU LAZY FU-

I was aged about 13 or 14 when our general science teacher (not one of the biology teachers) told the mixed class that the pill was something that needed to be taken every day. "If a boy offers you a single pill and tells you that's all you need to be safe, then he's lying." I can't remember how the topic came up (this was back in the early 80's), but it was sound advice.

We like to drag it out so we can be a bit€h longer ! I use to push it all out at once but not anymore sometimes I make it last up to 10 day just so I can be mean for a 3rd of the month ! Good times

We wish!!!!!!!!!

Marjorie, you can have a break from the housework between 2pm and 3pm, if you could just schedule to have your period then please.

They think a lot of their appendages don’t they?

Better than sending none!

Was his previous girlfriend an elephant?

Translation: A treatment (pessary) for a yeast infection (candidiasis).

What-

And he did come back when it happened to him.

I shudder to think what those daughters were put through.

I mean a suprising amount of women seem to think that too.

Another one who failed Finger-painting in Kindergarten

I've known women who also make that mistake regarding pad placement (so the husband wouldn't exactly be wrong!). Sex education is lacking for *both* sexes in some places.

He was probably thinking of vampires.

He was probably thinking of werewolves.

"I didn't know you needed it. I just thought you like to store useless stuff in your vagina for no reason."

Don't you girls use a bottle brush?

How did he get a licence to practice?

That’s disgustingly adorable

Her dad is a bad person

It is an optional extra.

So now we know how vegetarians are created we can work together to stop it!

He was quackers.

I don't agree with the third sentence, but I can understand where the miscommunication about the second sentence came from. I'm a girl, yet I was never told by my parents, family, or even my health teacher when I asked her about what times of the month can a woman not get pregnant. It's not really excusable, but it's slightly understandable, seeing as no one explained it to me despite me asking them.

I can see his train of thought, though. Some children do go through prodigious puberty, and my guess is that he's clinging on to any last hope that your kid's okay.

Yeah, I had to read that a couple of times to make sure I was not hallucinating things.

Accessories not included

Ouch all the way around here.

How would that help?

i mean, oblivious but with good intentions

4 days!! It is like 11 for me....

*Puts on miner's helmet*

I bet he also thought the morning after pill was the same as an abortion.

Tampon Envy

In this case it stood for pre-medical labotamy.

Kick him in the balls and tell him he is exaggerating...

So we should encourage women to be pregnant for an extra month so we can bring along the next level of human evolution?

What about the parents?

No he was the bad person

Toxic Shock Syndrome

ewww did he dig through the trash??

And she went there once a month :-)

It's even worse when they're so confident about bullcrap!

He needs to go back to school.