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People Are Cracking Up At These 40 Memes And Posts About Anything And Everything, As Shared By This Facebook Page With Over 850K Followers
Interview
Memes. That’s what the internet is truly for.
While “editing” Wikipedia articles and creating weird Spotify playlists are definitely up there, it’s memes that most folks are after when they pick up a phone. Or any other choice of internet media consumption method. We don’t discriminate.
And what better place to get your meme fill for the day if not Memes To Satisfy The Sophisticated Gentleman, a Facebook page for big brain sophisticated based memes for all. You’re sophisticated, right? Then what are you waiting for? Scroll down, upvote, comment, and read Bored Panda’s exclusive interview with the page’s founder, Loogi!
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Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
It's instinct, I bet afterwards they all asked themselves who the hell was that? 🤗
Mika N 3 years ago
I would do it because it's funny and it's fun to play along. (Maybe depending on the personality of the "main character," if it seemed like a good-natured, friendly joke as opposed to a "look at me and my charisma" thing)
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LazyPanda 3 years ago
Not to be confused with sea lions who WILL chase you and will eat you
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April Caron 3 years ago
We have seals here in The Puget Sound. Where I live, when the tide is high, it reaches the upper part of the sea wall along the beach. Picture a retaining wall made of logs, about 2 meters high. At the top of the wall is grass. At the bottom is the beach, but when the tide is high, there is no beach. The water will rise along the wall, until it’s almost to the top of it… my dog will run along the edge of the sea wall on the grass… and the seals will follow her in the water. They go back and forth like this. She runs right. They swim right. She runs left. They swim left. She stands still, looking at them. They poke their head out of the water, staring right back at her. It’s hysterical to watch!
#3
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
Next thing you know, the roof opens up and it's a giant sprinkling ramen seasoning on you...
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Chris K 3 years ago
Exactly! Like is someone actually standing there taking this pic? I would be terrified it would break and I'd be pushed to the ceiling and drown
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Triv 3 years ago
Right?! The windows did not break..ok…not super odd…but the leaking?! THAT IS The install.
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Cece vs. Society (they/them) 3 years ago
Free window washing for the next *checks notes* Life. For the rest of your lifetime
Luna Crow 3 years ago
Exactly! Even if the windows are holding, I'm surprised it's not leaking in somewhere else. This is one secure home!
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So, in Wikipedia terms (but not really from Wikipedia, just in its language), Memes To Satisfy The Sophisticated Gentleman is a Facebook page dedicated to sharing memes that do away with the cringe and cheap humor, and instead aim to provide a good-quality laugh.
The page was created in 2017, and has since then made quite a lot of progress as a hub for sophisticated memes. As of this article, the page boasts over 852,000 followers, all enjoying content on the hourly.
#4
Jules Nin-sted 3 years ago
Is that dad looking to adopt another kid because I am filling out my application NOW.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I wish my dad were still alive. I guarantee he'd be the "dad joke" and "dad meme" master. :)
#5
Zodiac 3 years ago
Yeah... ikea makes it so that you get lost and see more things so you might buy more stuff
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Stealthzilla 3 years ago
…a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber. Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warmth waiting for you after the smoke clears.
Stealthzilla 3 years ago
Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die. No one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends. For all of us. End communication.
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#6
Penny Tent (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
Then you get it out with your tongue and eat it days later (even tho you have no idea how long it’s been there).
Jules Nin-sted 3 years ago
Everyone read "Where" in that aggressive growl whisper of Batman, right?
Mekhi Frazier 3 years ago
You can't read this without doing the aggressive Batman whispet
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cj(she/her) 3 years ago
then your tongue stays there and holds down the fort until the finger arrives as backup
#7
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Okay, not going to lie, I'd wear these. I realized in my late 30s that I want to dress how *I* want to dress, not how I "should" dress, so now I wear fun/crazy socks every day. They usually have memes, kittens, dogs, or unicorns on them. Sometimes all four. XD
der sebbl 3 years ago
Same here. Wore a dress for the first time on Halloween. Felt good. I'm male btw
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Loogi recalls constantly quoting memes and vines back when he was 16. So much, in fact, that his friends couldn’t handle it. Their supposed attempt to get him to stop was suggesting the idea of creating a Facebook page to serve as an outlet for the young teen’s passion for memes. And he actually went with it.
“My mates were getting sick of me doing that all the time, so they told me to make a page as a joke. So I did. And people kept giving me [crud] for owning a meme page, so I wanted to strive to get big and show them it wasn’t stupid,” elaborated Loogi.
“I had actually wanted to stop when I hit 1,000 followers because, then, I would have proven my point, but I went from 1,000 to 5,000 in about a week, so I kept it going just because I could.”
#8
Carlos 3 years ago
I'm on day three, but realistically I can go one maybe two days more TOP. Heck I might quit today, ain't nobody got time for these unrealistic challenges.
harpling 3 years ago
November has far too many social and family obligations and not nearly enough daylight in the northern hemisphere.
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Lydia Nijland 3 years ago
Like NO-vember. Not in November, I like to not do stuff in November. Especially the stuff I don't like. So NOvember or maybe NOTvember ?
Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago
I can make it that first week but when the clocks turn back I jump right into the pit of despair.
Susan Mercurio 3 years ago (edited)
My challenge is MARCH. I decided to celebrate St Paddy's Day early & I drink Irish whisky every day starting March 1st.
#9
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
I wish my mom did this. Instead she just uses "Voice to Text" and I get run-on paragraphs that also include her yelling at Siri and Alexa and the TV XD
Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
When my mom first got email, I received about 40 emails that said, "I'm trying to send you an email, but it keeps disappearing."
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#10
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
Probably not gonna get that joke anytime soon either...
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Max Robitzsch 3 years ago
Sounds like maybe the left-hand person is not a native English speaker?
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Atreïdes 3 years ago
As someone who has done so, hiking in a kilt is super comfortable and it’s easier to move in. Just keep an eye out for poison ivy, sharp/stinging plants/bugs, and potential snags.
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William Geonnotti 3 years ago (edited)
If u can’t find it… SPOILER On the left, there is a guy whose arm is wearing a long sleeve jacket that blends in.
*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
It is the invisible man from Transylvania 1-3! Is this what he does when he is on break?
#12
Nifemi 🇳🇬 3 years ago
Luggage and bags ready, time to go Oh s**t this guy is about to sit next to me Now I can’t leave 😭😭
Vicki Cunningham 3 years ago
Well, if it's Keanu Reeves, of course you can't leave. Anyone else...why does it matter?
BenMaharaj 3 years ago
I felt quite liberated when I realized people in my vicinity are generally not thinking about me. They’ve got their affairs occupying their mind. That goes double for strangers. Don’t sweat stuff like this.
Donna Clanclan 3 years ago
Lol. I got so annoyed with the people that came in after us at the pizza place yesterday. It was between rush times and all the tables were empty. We sat and about 10 mins later a couple came in and had choice of any of the tables and chose to sit right behind me. Like, wtaf. You could of chosen a spot with some space between us instead of right up against my chair!
Shelley DuVal 3 years ago
That's when you check the time, say oh s.h.i.t. I'm late, and grab your stuff and hurry off.
Tomas 3 years ago
This reminds me about this thing I do.. When holding a door open for someone and some other people happen to be approaching even 20+ meters away, I feel the need to keep holding the door open for them too as if they would take it personally... (Yea I might overthink stuff "slightly") :D
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
oh I just say "hey I'm going now because this is my stop, not a rejection."
Now, what’s a sophisticated gentleman, I hear you ask? Yeah, we had that same question because it’s within the context of memes, and Loogi was more than happy to elaborate on that:
“A sophisticated gentleman is someone who has a good sense of humor, someone who doesn’t post cringe memes or old normie memes. The name was actually a joke at the time as well, because all the pages were called *something* memes for *something* people, and I didn’t want to be generic. ‘Sophisticated gentleman’ was the funniest [thing] I could come up with when I was 16.”
If you’ve been here long enough, you might remember us covering another meme page in that same nominally and thematically niche vein, Wholesome Memes For Kindhearted Homies. There’s also Dank Memes for Dark Ecological Beings, Historical memes for anachronistic teens (pre-1914), Zoom Memes for Self Quaranteens… you get the idea.
#13
BeepBeepBoopBoop 3 years ago
it has the word [butt] in it shhhh no one's supposed to see
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Snorkeldorf 3 years ago (edited)
Could be scary if 12 cops start coming out of it....one...at..a....time.
Anne Reid 3 years ago
And for transporting paperwork, of which there is still a lot of. Officers use them to patrol parks, too. Higher ups travel in them to go to meetings. My husband was a cop. When these cars first came out, his coworkers joked that he was bigger than them.
Load More Replies... Shannon Hawks 3 years ago
you get handcuffed to the back bumper and jog along. don't get caught at the beginning of the shift or you will end up like Chevy chase's dog
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Again: A down vote doesn't mean, "meh, not funny" or "I don't agree with this." To Bored Panda, it means, "This person should not exist. I want them removed from society." This person should not be down-voted.
Load More Replies... Thegoodboi 3 years ago
Officer: "In the back, watch your head." Fugitive: "Please no" Officer: "Please yes 😈"
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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
Left that friend group cause it was repeating over and over. I feel good about it.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Good for you! :D I hope you have some better friends now :)
Load More Replies... Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
In '08 or '09, I saw a series of Japanese short movies. One was of a woman who felt taken for granted. During the story, she gradually turned into a chair.
BeepBeepBoopBoop 3 years ago
TIL that you can report posts on BP, but not people... I think they need a report button for people and comments too tho
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Poeha 3 years ago
As a teen I was so shy, I didn't say a word and I was at this bday party and didn't say a word all evening, so a guy who was there too, said later to the girl who threw the bday party that I was just a beanbag. I was so offended. The next time I saw him in school I talked to him for at least 15 mins straight and I would not stop. I had nothing to say, but I did have some nice old stories from my aunt, who loved to chat and he had to hear them all. He didnt even walk away lol.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago (edited)
*the first expert emerges in the comment lounge*
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Only LARPers and cosplayers are allowed to test the heft and balance of cartoon swords. It's hard to carry around heavy or awkward props for hours XD
Stealthzilla 3 years ago
Pfft you guys get swords? Get lightsabers, they are more civilized weapons for our more civilized time.
Waddling Land Fish 3 years ago
Nah, Daggers are the way to go. Small, easy to conceal, and great for stabbing people in the back
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Deborah B 3 years ago
Test the balance and heft all you like. Decorative or not, when you get home you're going to be swinging that blade at imaginary opponents and quoting "The Princess Bride".
Ent Hugger 3 years ago
sounds like fun!! "you seem a decent man, i hate to kill you!" aaand then i trip over my kids' toys and break a lamp :)
Load More Replies... lauralett50 3 years ago
I want to know the back story for the sign, what happened for it to be placed.?
Terran 3 years ago
Looks like Comic Con to me. Everybody there is "expertly" checking out the swords.
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kf 3 years ago (edited)
Feel like I'm witness to a 5 person secret handshake. For ghosts. Pretty frickin rad. Don't worry cool a** ghost-folk. I upvoted to offset the downvoting ghost haters.
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Caroline Driver 3 years ago
Yeah, but, when you hold something like this, you just HAVE to wave it around and make chopping motions, you can't help it. Must be something primal.
#16
Didn'tlikemyoldname 3 years ago
Did you realize the comment above you is talking to you lol
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Mama Penguin 3 years ago
I once left a squashed spider on my wall for several days as a warning to the other spiders.
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 3 years ago
"Spider-man spider-man. I hit Gregory with a--" *SMACK*
pink_panda 3 years ago
There's a corner of my basement I haven't painted yet because the spider in the web wasn't dead yet. I'm not afraid of it, it just seems rude to undo all their work and throw their hard-earned food away while they're still alive.
Queen Jackson. 3 years ago (edited)
Wonder if it’s related to the itsh bitsy spider
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Miku Jackobs 3 years ago
I read "after slamming his brother just the day before" and was very confused.
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Trophy Husband 3 years ago
I would have said apologize. No one ever asks for advice if they aren't trying to save it, and that's the secret of a long marriage, apologize...
Mika N 3 years ago
That's true. It's everyone on the internet's favorite advice to give for any story of a disagreement or misunderstanding no matter how big or small, "run for the hills", "dump him/her" etc.
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Ash 3 years ago
Friends asking me to do a tarot card reading about their relationships... b42cd116fc...85f115.jpg 
Now, running such a big meme page entails a certain level of challenge as well. Besides having to stay relevant and post frequently, Loogi points out that the content has to be such that it gets reach from the Facebook algorithm, but also such that it doesn't get banned.
Fun fact, the aforementioned Zoom Memes for Self Quaranteens was for a time disabled. Sure, it’s not a page, but rather a group, and content has to be moderated differently, but there's still the fact that getting banned, disabled, or otherwise silenced on Facebook as a page or a group is simply a pain in the butt to reconcile.
But having a page means a lot of other great things. Besides congregating a bunch of like-minded individuals and providing meaning in life, there’s always fun to be had in the little things that matter, like seeing the numbers grow, reach expand, and influence go global, as noted by Loogi.
#18
Bonesko 3 years ago
I'm a grown woman in my 30's, and if my boyfriend wakes up middle of the night, this is me 3am hiding my phone I've been playing on for hours when I have to wake up at 6
pink_panda 3 years ago
Lol. These are the kinds of secrets I keep from my boyfriend too.
Load More Replies... Didn'tlikemyoldname 3 years ago
Or you lower the volume to 0 and the volume buttons go CLICK CLICK CLICK all the way
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Must Be Bored Again 3 years ago
Just tell her you have been having some scary dreams and the nightlight makes you feel safer.
ChocolateCake 3 years ago
my hearts is a whole marching band during those few moments and afterwards
love u 3 years ago
bro my dad walked in my room a few days ago and i had my phone and hr literally said "do you have any electronics in ur room?"
Load More Replies... Mekhi Frazier 3 years ago
I used to do this too but my brother moved too suddenly while he was watching and i got caught
Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
Me for the second one, except my parents don't check. And I write in a notebook.
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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
Then you call out to family that they are fighting and then the whole family is there bonding being nosy .
JesseyM 3 years ago
we do this every time while eating our imaginary popcorn
Load More Replies... lauralett50 3 years ago
I watch the guy across the street from me. He will stand on his roof ( 2story) to spray out the gutters of his house. Not to creep, but in ct he fall, to get help for him. Every time he does this it scares these*** out of me I know this is off topic , sorry.
Sara W 3 years ago
Oooo I do this but with the guys who do tree removal. I am always afraid someone is going to get pulled through the wood chipper or take a limb off with a chainsaw. The sad thing is I probably would pass the hell out upon seeing any said event and would be of know help in seeking help.
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Cee Sparrow 3 years ago
Unless it's for the 574,266th time, then you just shut the windows and blast your radio.
Ali Sherlock 3 years ago
me and boyfriend heard the neighbours fight, he brushed a plant with a hair brush while I nail filed the other plant
Mike Soigne 3 years ago
My neighbors-over-the-back-wall have fights over their Alexa playlist -- and I don’t mean "playful" fights either. Alcohol is usually (always) involved, and I won't be surprised the day law enforcement becomes involved, too.
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#22
Harvey Oakes 3 years ago
Miley Cyrus Oh no no no nonononononononononononono Kilometery Cyrus: NANI!?!?!?!?
Now, we get it, this list is finite, despite it including the best of the best posts, but you can always check out the source from whence it all came, the official Memes To Satisfy The Sophisticated Gentleman page, and you can also check out the enamel pin Loogi is trying to make a reality.
But before you go, why not let us know what you think about the page, the memes, the sophistication of it all, the sophistication of anything in general, or share your memes and meme ideas in the comment section below!
#23
Penny Tent (she/her) 3 years ago
Oh no! I’ve been caught out in the wild again, I must go in seclusion for another month.
CPooh 3 years ago
Oh lawd. My mom once talked me into going for ice cream late at night. I was already in the ratty tee and boxers I used for PJs (no bra, hair still wet from the shower) but she convinced me… “no one you know be there, it’s fine”. So of course EVERY SINGLE cute boy I knew from German Club was there, on their way home from a contest. In retrospect, letting them see me braless in a thin shirt might have actually increased my popularity in German Club!
Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Go out looking like a king... no one cares. Go out at my worst... meet all the hottest women in the world! LOL
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I was like this for a while. Now I'm 40 and if I want to go out in public in my PJ pants, Thurston the Cat shirt, slippers, and a beanie that has cat ears and "UwU" embroidered on it, by gaw, I WILL! And IDGAF any more XD
Leedle_Leedle_lee 3 years ago (edited)
I once went to my county fair dressed in my "no one is going to see me outfit" and I thought high-schoolers my age didn't go because it was "uncool" of course, the whole freaking sophomore class was there.
#24
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Are you alright now? Or did you try to make sense of it and crossed the Styx?
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Dr. Amazing 3 years ago
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, giva a fish a man and they'll eat for like 3 months.
#25
Headless Roach 3 years ago
That’s because part represents a big giraffe and part baby giraffe.
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Helen Davies 3 years ago
Haha. That's my old living room set after the kids were done jumping on it. Nice rebranding. Pleather sucks.
Shannon Hawks 3 years ago
it's animal print alright. plus fur, drool and maybe a couple baby teeth if you're lucky
#26
Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
"Well, what if we need them someday?" - me, for literally everything.
the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago (edited)
for real i dont think i've ever looked at my notes. like ever
#27
David L. 3 years ago
There should never be an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, only “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Will Cable 3 years ago
It is when they are not running and you try and step on them heading up and because the steps are different height you perform some weird mix of walking and obscure dance step as your body adjusts.
#28
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Q: What's the best way to keep the doctor away? A: Live in the United States.
Kelly Hartle 3 years ago
An apple a day may keep a doctor away, but garlic will keep everyone away.
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harpling 3 years ago
I used to carry these in my car, just for a friend. It's not like I ever played with it myself. But then I got stopped for speeding once, and the K9 unit smelled traces of marine iguana in my car. There hadn't been any marine iguanas in there for days! The police didn't believe me, and I got charged with possession of marine iguanas and distribution of marine iguanas.
kf 3 years ago
Had to say that out loud to get. Now I can do a passable Japanese Scientist impression. Domo🙏
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
🥺 I... I'm not old, am I...? I played Tetris as a kid...
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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
As the second oldest out of 5 children I feel this to this very day.
Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
I don't care who you are, when a baby hands you a phone of any kind, you answer it!
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Captain Panda 3 years ago
I love watching primates with magic though, they seem genuinely amused by it
#33
too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
Disgusting. Horrific. OREO THINS ARE THE BEST KIND, AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!
le_smol_froge 3 years ago
I prefer the chocolate part myself but for the stuffing lovers I can see the appeal
Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano 3 years ago
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Passerby 3 years ago
Maybe I will be burned on the cross due to my opinion, but I don't like the cream part all that much to be honest.
JoJo Anisko 3 years ago (edited)
Please don't downvote me, but I don't like Oreos. The cookie is bland and the filling is diabetes in paste form.
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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
I can't tell you if nails on a chalk board or this is worse. . .
#36
best turtle 3 years ago
the only reasonable person in that entire movie and he ended up being the hater
Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
Wait...the bee movie's about a woman in love with a bee, even though she has a husband?
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Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right? And swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway. Bee Movie Script According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - H
HardieBoysMama 3 years ago
It's from The Bee Movie. Jerry Seinfeld voices a bee, Barry B Benson, who doesn't want to be a typical bee. He and the owner of a flower shop fall in love. I think she's voiced by Renee Zellweger.
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 3 years ago
I saw this movie and I sincerely remember nothing from it including these characters.
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Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
The only food my mom ever made that I refused to even try as a kid. It was a bad day.
Load More Replies... RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Omg. My five year old stuck magnets to a bunch of snack bags and stuck them to the fridge. I asked her what she was doing. I'm making emergency snacks. FYI, she's dead serious about those being for emergencies only. Don't touch the emergency snacks unless you are bleeding or the house is on fire.
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juice 3 years ago
there are a bunch of memes about going back in time and showing the people modern things to blow their minds. like this one: 49b4439b83...03f0_3.jpg 
but this post is a subversion of that idea, because the peasant's mind is in fact not blown
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Heidi Nicholas 3 years ago
There is a guy who subs at my school that looks like Walter White, so everybody calls him the Walter White sub. He's actually pretty cool.
lauralett50 3 years ago
We think that Heisenberg, came out when Walt couldn't handle certain things. Kinda like Smeagol and Golem. Just saying..
Panda-riffic 3 years ago
Same. I never watched Breaking Bad. I only know this guy is Walter but I don't know what is circled on the hat.
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cogadh 3 years ago
It's not the price, it's the principle. The company was worth him spending $44 billion on, but it is so cash strapped it now has to charge for verification? That don't make no kind of sense.
Roddfergg 3 years ago
The big problem is, they haven't shown a profit since 2018. They sued him to make him buy, since they would have been in bankruptcy at the beginning of the year.
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VonBlade 3 years ago
The only value it had was proving you were important enough to need to prove you are you and not one of the dozens of pretenders. Now anyone can buy it, it's meaningless. "Please buy absolutely nothing of value for basically the same price as Netflix basic".
Mario Strada 3 years ago
Here's what pisses me off about this whole debacle: the guy drops $44 Billions on Twitter, then pulls a $20 a month verification charge out of the blue. Stephen King says "NO!" and he comes back with "About $8?". Then $8 becomes the official charge. WTF? He had months to come up with monetization strategies, instead conjures one up out of thin air the way I make up my mind about what ice cream to buy. That's the issue here, not the $8.
TheRadioDemon 3 years ago
Elon himself made this meme to mock those upset at paying $8 for verification.
Load More Replies... TheRadioDemon 3 years ago
Yes. He posted it on twitter to mock the people who are rightfully upset
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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
Well, if you spend the $8 on a coffee, you actually get something in return.
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