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The beauty of the internet is that it gives rise to all sorts of randomly niche communities in a way that everyone can enjoy.

In a move that should be of no surprise to anyone, it turns out there is an online group on Reddit that is all about people pretending to be robots pretending to be humans in the most Flight of the Conchords fashion.

I guess that’s one way to prepare for the robot apocalypse.

Anywho, we’ve collected the best of the best posts submitted by humans who are totally, most definitely not robots and made it into a neat human-friendly list below. So, communicate with your internet interface device to view all that is totally not robotic knowledge and fascination in the form of very organic representations of memes below.

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#1

Handle Humans Carefully

Handle Humans Carefully

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have hired us feathered dinos, we react very predictably with pecking and screeching

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Rest In Piece Fellow Human

Rest In Piece Fellow Human

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In the summer of 2015, an individual on Reddit who went by the nickname of Exchangebrazilus had a thought of sorts to create a subreddit “where people pretend to be robots pretending to be humans.” And when nobody could be bothered to do so, he did it himself, calling it r/totallynotrobots.

Long-time mod of the subreddit, u/skatterbug, said in an interview with Bored Panda that Exchangebrazilus was active in the early days of the subreddit, but handed over the reins to a number of other mods to manage.

Since the subreddit’s creation 8 years ago, the community has grown to incredible heights, as of now boasting over 405K members and being ranked the top 1% on Reddit.

#5

Dont Worry Conan I Believe Your Son Is In Good Hands

Dont Worry Conan I Believe Your Son Is In Good Hands

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just make him identify some traffic lights and you're good. Or maybe not...

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#6

"Hello Mam, I Have Lost My Parents, Please Advise."

"Hello Mam, I Have Lost My Parents, Please Advise."

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#7

Secret To Eternal Happiness

Secret To Eternal Happiness

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone test this out for me? I want to see if it works, but I don't want to get kicked out of biology for imitating a robot

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#8

Am Real Human, I Know What A Street Sign Is

Am Real Human, I Know What A Street Sign Is

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

god, I hate those catchas. Do I have to click that panel too, because in the lower left corner there is a pixel from the street sign in the other panel?

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Judging from the subreddit’s description—THIS IS A PLACE FOR ALL FELLOW HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR KNOWLEDGE. WE TOTTALLY AREN'T ROBOTS. (OOPS I MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE)—you can bet it’s a spot-on attempt at internet comedy about the early days of robothood.

“It’s popular because it's wholesome (mostly, there are some NSFW posts from time to time) fun. Funny everyday things that someone takes a new view of. Maybe it’s a group of nuts and bolts, or maybe it’s a mother with her children. Awkward personal interactions that seem strangely robotic and not quite normal,” added skatterbug.

#9

Here Is A Photo Graph Of My Brother Working At His Human Job

Here Is A Photo Graph Of My Brother Working At His Human Job

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#10

This Cute Barista Was Flirting With Me

This Cute Barista Was Flirting With Me

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#11

As A Human I Can Relate

As A Human I Can Relate

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I could've been a worm, but look at me, top of the food chain baby"

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Speaking of the community that’s totally not full of robots, skatterbug explained that it’s a community that lives up to, and actually exceeds, all expectations of the subreddit:

“The community, as a whole, is very self-regulating and will stay in character while politely telling others that their content is not quite right for the community or they are breaking a rule. It’s very chill and non-aggressive, which I find surprising given the rise of vitriol elsewhere on Reddit and the internet.”

“We made a conscious effort to not allow politically motivated content or anything that would be seen as attacking a specific group or ideology and the community has continued that so I think that helps. It's just a bunch of people having a silly good time and left/right/whatever is shelved for a minute.”

#13

My Friend Has A Runny Nose, Should I Reinstall His Anti-Virus Software?

My Friend Has A Runny Nose, Should I Reinstall His Anti-Virus Software?

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Executing A Proposal To My Human Girlfriend

Executing A Proposal To My Human Girlfriend

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“I think the popularity of the sub is also a reflection of how robotics has integrated into our culture, be it automated signs, the crazy work Boston Dynamics is doing, or just how we view things from a living perspective when they aren’t,” elaborated skatterbug. “The vast majority of posts are the personification of things. A washing machine with a crooked ‘smile’, oil rigs that resemble a herd of giraffes, a car ‘winking’ at other cars.”

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And don’t forget a two-for-one where your baby is not only a robot, but also the phone the picture was taken on is also revealing its genius, the irony of failing a captcha prompt because the computer has its own version of what it’s asking for, and robot on robot violence when we thought it’s not gonna get any better than Robot Wars.

#18

I’m Not Sure If This Has Already Been Posted But I Saw This & Immediately Thought Of This Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Has Already Been Posted But I Saw This & Immediately Thought Of This Subreddit

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That used to be me. Back when I was the only male checkout operator, all the women of a certain age would make a bee-line for my till. LOL.

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#19

My Friend Being Deleted From The Inside. Please Help!

My Friend Being Deleted From The Inside. Please Help!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a control centre somewhere, there's a cat sitting on a keyboard.

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#20

I Am Always Amazed At How Beautiful The Earth Is

I Am Always Amazed At How Beautiful The Earth Is

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Since we were already there, we partook in a bit of discussing with skatterbug, where they shared their take on robots, AI, and all things computers:

“My personal take on AI and robot things in general is that we need to keep the 'people' in mind. Both who are being phased out jobs becoming automated but also how we treat the robots. I’m a huge Trekkie and one of my favorite episodes is in TNG: The Measure of a Man. They have to decide how they are going to treat an obvious robot when he acts so much like a human. They follow that up with a not-as-great Voyager episode talking about the rights of holographic AIs.”

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“It’s a common theme across sci-fi and it reinforces the idea that we need to treat everyone as equals and not as slaves or lower-class undesirables and I think this community embraces that idea.”

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#23

Humans. I Have Aquired A New Pet Dolphin. It Seems Sick. Help

Humans. I Have Aquired A New Pet Dolphin. It Seems Sick. Help

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#24

Remember To Stay Well Hydrated At Work

Remember To Stay Well Hydrated At Work

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Now, just to prove to everyone that skatterbug is totally not a robot, we asked them what kind of robot they’d be if they were a robot, and they had a very wholesome, ecologically focused answer:

“If I was a robot, I guess I would probably be like a Google Home where I would turn off the lights when people leave the room (just flip the switch, kids!) and just make sure everything was running smoothly for the family.”

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And if you’re not aware of what Google Home is, then don’t worry about it. You’ll probably find that out when the robots take over the world and use poisonous gasses to poison our asses.

#26

About To Consume Human Meal Food Of The Day

About To Consume Human Meal Food Of The Day

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#27

#nomakeup; #nofilter

#nomakeup; #nofilter

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

head.eve has stopped responding, or is it something like second life when your head fails to rez

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#28

My Bandaid Is The Exact Colour Of My Skin

My Bandaid Is The Exact Colour Of My Skin

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Just Installed Brand New Human Walking Surface

Just Installed Brand New Human Walking Surface

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“One thing I'd like to mention is a huge shout-out to u/reydal. He brought me aboard and was a real driving force in getting the community up and running. He had some IRL stuff that he had to deal with so ended up demodding, but he’s on the list because of all of the work and passion he put into the community in its early days, from the CSS styles, to the flair, to seasonal themes, and just being a cheerleader for the community. I got to know him somewhat on a personal level and he's just a really great guy and I hope the best for him,” concluded skatterbug.

If you want to see more from Totally Not Robots, keep scrolling, but if you’ve done that already, then you can check out the entire subreddit and meet all of the lovely humans there, doing totally human things. I swear.

#31

This 8000 Dpi Scorpion.exe Is Terrifying

This 8000 Dpi Scorpion.exe Is Terrifying

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#32

I Love My Normal Biological Canine

I Love My Normal Biological Canine

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#34

My Brother Came Home After A Party And Made A Vomit. I Had To Execute Cleanup Protocol

My Brother Came Home After A Party And Made A Vomit. I Had To Execute Cleanup Protocol

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#36

Look At This Beautiful Tree. Nature Has Really Outdone Itself

Look At This Beautiful Tree. Nature Has Really Outdone Itself

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like a sculpture made by nanites, but it is not dissimilar from the camouflage that mobile phone masts use to hide from the tinfoil hat brigade.

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#37

Need To Burn Down The New House, Found A Heckin, Big Spider Bro

Need To Burn Down The New House, Found A Heckin, Big Spider Bro

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#38

My Attempt At Origami- Here Is A Swan

My Attempt At Origami- Here Is A Swan

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Maria
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey, that's from a Mitchel and Webb sketch! https://youtu.be/HjIeA5CLiNk

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#40

My Friend's Beautiful Handwriting

My Friend's Beautiful Handwriting

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