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Yup, you’ve read it correctly - this article is dedicated to Mass Effect puns. Yup, puns about that iconic video game, and not a medical term. And it probably isn’t a coincidence that you’ve opened this article, and you most definitely know what Mass Effect is all about, but if you’ve ended up here randomly, then let us explain a bit.

So, Mass Effect is a military science fiction media franchise consisting of four video games playable on several consoles. And if four isn’t your favorite number, then you can ease your mind with the knowledge that a fifth one is in the works. The setting in these games is the Milky Way, and the events take place towards the end of the 22nd century. So, far enough to be sci-fi, close enough to scare the bejesus out of you with its dystopian views. Mass Effect is a role-playing action game, so you can expect to be absorbed in the grim reality of the game right from the beginning. And yes, you gain your skills through playing various missions, all of them spiced up with ultra-cool guns, aliens, and all the things you’d expect from a science fiction video game. 

In fact, this game is so iconic that Mass Effect got named the most important science fiction universe of this generation. And if that sentence doesn’t prove to you that an article full of Mass Effect puns is worth your time, nothing will! But yeah, you can definitely search for more verification on the gravity of our words by scrolling down below and checking out the funny, the hilarious, and the awesome puns that we’ve rounded up in this article.

Still reading? Well then, once you reach the video game puns, give the best ones your vote! After that, there’s only one step left to take, and it is sharing these science fiction puns with your friends!

#1

I have a large amount of Prothean artifacts. You could say I'm a Collector.

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#2

Did you hear about the girl I left on Virmire? She's Ash.

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#3

The newest WWE wrestler is on the scene. His name is Hulk Krogan.

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#4

How many salarians does it take to make a sandwich? Depends on the krogan's appetite.

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#5

What's the hardest part of treating a turian who took a rocket to his face? Figuring out which side took the rocket.

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#6

What kind of yogurt do Asari eat? Probiotic.

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#7

What did Tali say to Legion? You are Gething on my nerves.

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#8

A quarian, a vorcha, and a krogan are in a hovercar. Who's driving? C-Sec.

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#9

Do you know why Batarians can't control dark energy? Because they already are quadri-optic.

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#10

What did Shepard say when he released the tank-bred Krogan? Nothing. He just let out a grunt.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anything to do with Shepard should have they/them pronouns since you can play as either male or female.

#11

You guys need to geth a life.

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#12

There are no steroid users in the Urban Combat Championship — just players Shepard has breathed on.

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#13

I was going to make a pun about Mass Effect... but I figure if I did, I'd be Asari.

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#14

What kind of vehicles does Asari drive? Justicars.

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#15

What's the most popular restaurant on Kahje? Taco Drell.

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#16

Did you hear about Vakarian? You could say he was the Arch Angel of the Garruson.

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#17

What is the primary form of transportation on Kahje? Hancars.

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#18

What did the scientist say to Corporal Toombs on Ontarom? That's quite an Akuze-ation.

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#19

What's a Salarian scientist's favorite song by Boston? Mordin A Feeling.

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#20

What's the first thing a Krogan boy scout learns? How to tie an urd knot.

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#21

Who's the greatest boxer in Quarian history? Muhammad Tali.

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#22

What is Garrus' favorite video game? Halo: Reach.

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#23

What was the most feared Krogan bi-pedal battle tank in history? Metal Gear Wrex.

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#24

What was Garrus doing on the secret part of the engineering deck? Talibrations.

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#25

The Specialist picked up her job very quickly. Never had to Traynor.

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#26

Why didn't Garrus Vakarian dodge the rocket? To give the other men a fair chance.

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#27

How many council members does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, the council can't change anything!

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#28

I accidentally bumped into a blue-skinned lady with a thick Italian accent when at the Citadel. After I had apologized, she herself said she was asari.

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#29

What did the Italian justicar say to apologize? I'm asari.

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#30

Keeping a tali of how many rogue AIs I've shut down cause they're gething on my nerves.

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#31

Quit Saren at me!

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#32

What is Liara's favorite type of human clothing? A sari.

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#33

I am so Asari I showed up late.

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#34

What's the most popular type of sausage on the Citadel? Chor-eezo.

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#35

Why is Barla Von rich? Because he isn't fri-Volus with his credits.

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#36

What do you do when the power goes out on Dekuuna? You just need to reactivate the electricEl core.

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#37

Why was Commander Shepard so angry when she walked into the AI Core one day? There was Legion, and Legion had a hole.

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#38

Why did the Genophage cure need to utilize the Shroud? It needed it to ensure Complete. Global. Saturation.

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#39

What relationship advice did Garrus give to Wrex? You have to IMPRESS Eve.

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#40

Blood Pack required some chairs. How many chairs? Vor-chas...

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#41

Why don't asari wear miniskirts? They like going commando.

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#42

What do you get when you run a hanar through a peanut processing plant?
PB&J.

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#43

Saw Shepard at a cemetery, he was a real spectre!

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#44

Human dancers in Citadel's many bars have a sarious competition.

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#45

Do you know how Krogan homeworld got its name?... They blew it to chunka.

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#46

What do you call an intergalactic banker keeping tabs on the Prothean archives? Mar-Volus!

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#47

I couldn't tell you anything about a Quarian's lifestyle, they know how to suit themselves.

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#48

What does Asari take when they have a cold? Anti-BIOTICS!

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#49

We have to stop them or there will be major Reapercussions.

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#50

What did the italian justicar say to her victim? Find pizza in the embrace of the goddess.

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#51

If you need a stealth expert, Kasumi is your Goto girl.

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#52

Had to deal with Septimus's mother. Angry Turians are never easy to deal with. Yeah she was a real Saren.

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#53

What did Aria say when Nyreen died? OMEGA-dess.

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#54

TALI up your squad points.

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#55

The universe is not expanding. It's running for its life from Commander Shepard.

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#56

Shi'raously guys..

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#57

Don't take Thanes so seriously.

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#58

This joke Wrex everything I loved about Mass Effect!

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#59

This is Ashley getting rather silly.

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#60

I once met an Asari Justicar, she was a good Samara-tan.

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#61

What's the least-favorite Paul McCartney song among members of the Blue Suns? Listen to What the Man Zaeed.

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#62

What did Legion say to the guy at his favorite footwear store? Does this one have a sole?

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#63

Why didn't Chakwas approve Shepard's sick leave? She sounded hale when she last heard Shepard.

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#64

Why don't geth wear shoes? Because the last time a geth asked about a sole, it started a war.

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#65

How do you win a duel with a vorcha? Wait.

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#66

What's the difference between a geth and ginger? Only one of them has a soul.

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#67

What's the difference between Commander Shepard and the reapers? Shepard looks better in high heels.

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#68

Kalros is the mother of all Thresher Maws. She is a Thresher Ma'!

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#69

Mass Effect 2 has a very special effect on me.

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#70

I like the ice planet in Andromeda, you know, the Voeld one.

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#71

Which part of Liara's math homework did she struggle with? She got stuck on pythagorean therum.

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#72

This guy with four eyes won’t shut up about cryptocurrency and guns. I think he’s a libatarian.

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#73

Mordin has done some questionable things in the name of science. Some may call him...Solus.

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#74

Cerberus didn't revive Shepard — Shepard revived Cerberus.

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#75

This has been fun but I Goto go.

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#76

I seriously krant stand puns, but I'm still turian to think of a good one.

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#77

I hope you get Kepral's Syndrome.

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#78

Got quite a few Jokers in here.

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