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Man Orders Artist To Paint His Portrait For Free Because His Son ‘Has Cancer’, Gets The Response He Deserves
Man Orders Artist To Paint His Portrait For Free Because His Son ‘Has Cancer’, Gets The Response He Deserves
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Man Orders Artist To Paint His Portrait For Free Because His Son ‘Has Cancer’, Gets The Response He Deserves

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An anonymous Spanish ‘artist’ recently uploaded a conversation he apparently had with a fan who asked for a commission.

We all know that artists dedicate an awful lot of time and hard work to their craft, and very often don’t get the compensation they deserve. This artist had clearly had enough, and after claiming that this particular portrait would take 3-4 days to complete, refused to budge on his asking price. That didn’t deter this plucky fan however, and what was to follow was a barely believable exchange that quickly descended into farce, with the fan using increasingly desperate tactics to try score himself some free art.

Scroll down to check out the shockingly distasteful conversation for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments! (Cover image: Lucius Kwok)

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    Here’s how people responded to the ugly exchange

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    Gerda

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying about the illness of a close relative is probably as low as a human can sink. This person is so much of an as***le that he already is to be pitied. Good to see that the artist did not join the game but took this with patience and dignity.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that he's not lying and he's son is really sick... then he's trying to get a free artwork taking advantage of his dying son. Whatever what the truth, he's definitivly an a*s****

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling the person whom you're asking a favour that they are not good enough to do that favour for you is totally gonna get you the deal. Some people just don't know how logic works.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is the foundational principle of negging. "I'm gonna be mean to you and tell you that your (boobs/face/art/ bartending skills/xyz) are c**p and barely within my radar so you throw yourself at me in a desperate attempt to prove me wrong..... I don't understand why anyone would do anything at all with a random stranger who walks up and is casually insulting to you out of nowhere, but I guess it works for some people.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the gofak part. Honestly the artist handled the situation much more gracefully than I would have.

    Daniel Shea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the word artist in quotes in the intro paragraph? (‘artist’) In doing so, the person who wrote the article is questioning the artist's credibility... just like the jerk buyer did. Nice writing, 'author'... (see what I did there?)

    Marie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's that bad trying to get free artwork, imagine the BS he spews trying to get laid.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he apparently uses the 'negging' technique to get what he wants. His pick up lines are probably a laughable attempt at cruelty, easy to see through as the pitiful attempt it is, and never successful, no matter how drunk or desperate the person is.

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    SkyTheImaginer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh this is exactly the reason I stopped commissioning, they call your art c**p but still want it, and when they are still b****y they go straight to the cancer trick. It makes people who actually have family with cancer feel like s**t.

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's art, I don't take art seriously, ergo you should do it for me for free," these people are a stain on society. Artists make the world a better place and they deserve to earn a living! (Not even touching the cancer mentions)

    pete stringer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't fathom why we protect these clowns and don't just shame them, defamation is a thing, but if it's truthful they should just be exposed. The lack of punishment is why these people exist. If you keep protecting the guilty the innocent will stop being so innocent.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do oil paintings on comission. They took me way longer to complete than I charged. I did gifts for friends and relatives but this is taking the p**s

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing, the "client" used about all the guilting excuses in the book.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying about the illness of a close relative is probably as low as a human can sink. This person is so much of an as***le that he already is to be pitied. Good to see that the artist did not join the game but took this with patience and dignity.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that he's not lying and he's son is really sick... then he's trying to get a free artwork taking advantage of his dying son. Whatever what the truth, he's definitivly an a*s****

    Load More Replies...
    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling the person whom you're asking a favour that they are not good enough to do that favour for you is totally gonna get you the deal. Some people just don't know how logic works.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is the foundational principle of negging. "I'm gonna be mean to you and tell you that your (boobs/face/art/ bartending skills/xyz) are c**p and barely within my radar so you throw yourself at me in a desperate attempt to prove me wrong..... I don't understand why anyone would do anything at all with a random stranger who walks up and is casually insulting to you out of nowhere, but I guess it works for some people.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the gofak part. Honestly the artist handled the situation much more gracefully than I would have.

    Daniel Shea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the word artist in quotes in the intro paragraph? (‘artist’) In doing so, the person who wrote the article is questioning the artist's credibility... just like the jerk buyer did. Nice writing, 'author'... (see what I did there?)

    Marie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's that bad trying to get free artwork, imagine the BS he spews trying to get laid.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he apparently uses the 'negging' technique to get what he wants. His pick up lines are probably a laughable attempt at cruelty, easy to see through as the pitiful attempt it is, and never successful, no matter how drunk or desperate the person is.

    Load More Replies...
    SkyTheImaginer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh this is exactly the reason I stopped commissioning, they call your art c**p but still want it, and when they are still b****y they go straight to the cancer trick. It makes people who actually have family with cancer feel like s**t.

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's art, I don't take art seriously, ergo you should do it for me for free," these people are a stain on society. Artists make the world a better place and they deserve to earn a living! (Not even touching the cancer mentions)

    pete stringer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't fathom why we protect these clowns and don't just shame them, defamation is a thing, but if it's truthful they should just be exposed. The lack of punishment is why these people exist. If you keep protecting the guilty the innocent will stop being so innocent.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do oil paintings on comission. They took me way longer to complete than I charged. I did gifts for friends and relatives but this is taking the p**s

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing, the "client" used about all the guilting excuses in the book.

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