Artist Illustrates Funny Realities Of Living With A Cat (35 New Comics)

"Scratch me, scratch me, get your hands off me, slave!"

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

Guilty of doing this

You forgot the butt in the face face routine.

We call this cat-high-five.

Videos with meowing cats are the worst!

Pay attention to MEEEE!!!!!!!!

I love the feel and weight of my cat’s body by my feet.😊

My cat all the time

cat and fox=samething

You may now Briefly pet my tummy ☺

:)

*spends next 5 hours staring at spider*

Even just going to the toilet by the front door

Yeah. This.

well you can’t expect such royalty to adore his servants

Under the loaf. 🍞

My two female cats, Smudgy and Tabitha, tend to grab a big mouthful of food out of the bowl, and drop on the floor in front of the bowl to eat smaller pieces of it. Of course, I end up having to scrape the dried, stuck-on, crumbs of food off the kitchen floor later in the morning.

You forgot the ending to all this. She picks up the stray cat and takes them home to live with her.

Me

it matters not the size of the cat in the fight, but the size of fight in the cat. -whoever the f**k

Does where even exist cats like left one?

No talk me, Im angy

same idea

i must learn the usual routine of the human. once i finally finish it i can take their place, and soon all the others will too! no one can stop us! *cue evil meow laughter* ooh food time

When they're fluffy, their great heaters. Edit: spelling.

Mine know their names, including their nicknames. They may not know the word “No”, but they sure as hell know that particular tone of voice we use when we say it to them!

My furry wake up call is usually my youngest cat, Tabitha, licking my face. She’s a real kissy cat for some reason. Sounds nice, right? Maybe, at first. After that, nope.

That's why I always have to go pee without turning on the bathroom lights.

perfect. now make passive aggressive signs out of the fur

Every time I bend down lol

Chair smells like favourite hoomans.

f*****g ✨𝙧𝙚𝙙✨𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜✨𝙙𝙤𝙩✨

Luckily our cats are terrified of the bathroom, as it has lots of water and water-sounds. 😅

Bonnie the red nosed kitty! (bonnie is the short form for a cat name i would give to a tuxedo cat. y’know, james bond, bonnie for a girl)

Aka my cat

Yeeeees, that clik sound!

show. no. mercy.

Upvote this. Why is it at the bottom!

Third panel could be “My Other Cat”, and a picture of the scratch pad being totally ignored, unused, and collecting dust.

I have both. Two very different cats. One who patiently sighs and one bitey little terror. 😹

And they usually don’t—-but not until they’ve licked it so you can’t eat it. You know, “I don’t want it, but I’m going to make sure nobody else can have it”.

five minute crafts: OMG SUPER EASY DIY FUR SCARF!!!!1!1!1!1!!1

Through the years, and I mean decades, my cats seem to zero in on one coveted spot in bed next to me, and will even have disputes over who is entitled to it. Usually, the winner is the oldest cat, but sometimes it’s just whoever gets there first. The spot is on my left side, in the curve of my torso when I sleep on that side—-basically, the spoon—-and it means I will put my arm over them and hug them. Yeah, I can see why it’s a coveted spot.

Oh no…

Welp, guess we're sharing...

huh?

If you have a cat, you will inevitably have occasion to hear a mystery thump, crash, or other sound like something falling, and possibly breaking, that requires immediate investigation. Even if it’s 2 o’clock in the morning—-hell, especially then, because you don’t know if there’s something that’s now leaking all over the floor and/or furniture.

Cat is like o-o

Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.