Spooning is nice, being crushed to death – not so much. Redditor jonathan881 appears to have solved the everlasting bed wars issue. For just $35.95 he bought a laser and marked the sides of the bed he shares with his wife. Having worked over 15 years in tech has finally paid off.

“In our house there is no debate, ONLY DATA,” writes Jonathan. “I asked whom she thought was the more frequent offender, she guessed 50/50 i’m no noob…this is totally playful, no spite at all. I’m a lucky guy.” Your bed is king size and you still end up on the floor? Maybe it’s time to get a laser, too.

(h/t: jonathan881)