35 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers And The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Don't use your kids as an excuse for your poor financial planning.

LMAO

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This is my favorite so far.

I pictured a swimming pool in my mind, like if people with a pool can let strangers come and chill for a few bucks

He doesn't care about the price, he just wants to feel like he won.

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So, $2.00/hr for 50 hours a week. With zero benefits. Meaning, you have to be able to live on $400 a month and never get sick. SMH.

Maybe try to work ?

Someone needs to find that youtuber that does free lawns. But also, yes, I would like you to take away my waist.

good.

Had a guy come to my home to buy a double bed frame. He wanted the matresses too, even though the add said only frame. I told him we need those but he just said "cant you buy new ones?". Then after some debating, he settled for just the frame, then he asked me "how will I get it home?" I asked him if he didnt bring a van or something, and he said, "no I took the bus". The guy - for real - took public transport on his way to buy a big double bed frame... He kept begging me to help him. I said it wlnt even fit in my car and he - for real - asked if I couldnt go rent a minivan or pick-up...

I love the seller's answer!

Cat urine is a landlords worst nightmare. It’s not only the carpet that has to go, but often times the subfloor as well. I’d take a renter with a dog before a cat. They usually go outside for their business.

The way things are going lately, if this farmer can have this contract in writing ima camp out the 10th with my wellies and gloves primed and ready

Don't promise what you can't keep by your own devices or with your own account.

In France i had a romanian woman on my street with a sign asking for "meds for sick kids", so as a nurse i try to explain her that we have some special unit with free care for refugees at public hospital. She just replied "move the f**k out of here"...

Don't get her anything.

Hahaha, hahaha

Well, all I have for them is rude comments so...

"i don"t trust the beaches" is such a dumb quote ^^ Yeah sure your kids are way better in bleach and chlorine than in a naturally salted water.

I like what the wife told them. "STFU and accept the gift."

You look poverty.

Two people had kids with this woman.

Sounds like you can't afford a dog

None of this qualifies for "in need". The audacity of some people, they even want a ride!

Here’s what I don’t get about the whole influencer thing. Since they openly say they will give a good review in exchange for a free meal, why would anyone be influenced by the review? And so why would the restaurant give them the free meal? Unless the influencer’s followers were all morons. Oh, wait, …

No.

“I’m selling you nothing. And, yes, you can have free shipping on that.”

$10 for having someone dress up as a princess and talk to your daughter for 30 minutes on her birthday is not a lot of money. What is wrong with people?

The people who might be interested might not be the kind of people who should be watching your son.

Y'all need to read the whole conversation - it's hilarious 😂 press the grey writing below the screenshot in the left corner. Don't forget the popcorn.

Perhaps an artist who doesn't need to eat, with a roof over their heads.

Many years ago when I was at the little rural grocery store near where I live a man approached me and said he had been told I'd check on and take care of people's cattle for them when they went on vacation, and was that correct. I told him it was, and what I'd charge. He said he'd let me know, but I didn't hear any more about it. I didn't care. About a year later I happened to see him there again. He said he was going on vacation and would like me to check his cattle. He had his son do it the year before, and one of the cows got down and couldn't get up, but the son thought she was okay. I guess he learned you get what you pay for.

I really hope this person has not reproduced.

“This is a Steinway and Sons Model K52 that's only ten years old and in brand new condition.” *drools in pianist*

Seller is in retail, not costuming.

Again with BP, not including the entire conversation. If you’re gonna steal from Reddit, can’t you include the entire thing?

"wE dOnT nEeD lUcK wE aRe mArInEs"

oh its the same guy that wanted to go to the 400 dollar festival with his wife

I don't have an excited seven year old, but I do have a mildly content nine year old

Jesus they actually got an offer, what the hell?

You want someone with a masters to work for free? Delusional!

I've now decided to sell it instead and will use the money i get to buy him one of them games as that's more important than the system

i'd say if god could exist he probably don't really care about you having a tv for free

You gotta go read the whole message thread. The choosy beggar is downright delusional.

Well, having a potluck meal can be a way to have a nice, inexpensive wedding. But not 6 days ahead and like this.

Unlike the Insta model, Mullet Dude actually seems pretty chill.

The webzine probably isn't very "famous", either. Years ago I had a Flickr account and posted a lot of my "amateur" travel pictures. Mastercard contacted me about buying several of my images for one of their promotions, offering $100 per image--and I wasn't a professional /famous photographer.

Pro-bono experience with picky eaters...that's something each chef would pay millions for, of course.

LOL, busted!

if it's only a hobby and not a skill, why do you need someone with experience who isn't a beginner? it's almost as if you want someone ... skilled.

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Spell cocnut with her waist?

mmmm once you need to stay with me then it's suddenly my business.

I'm looking for a free Mercedes G Wagon 2020 or newer. No more than 200 miles matte black with the bulletproof option no substitutions. Delivered to my home no later than Sunday. We are a family in need so no rude comments. Thanks God bless.

25% of the material is on the unpaid workers.

Because watching kids is so easy it’s only worth $2 - $3 per hour?

Those poor animals will never see a vet.

M**********r how about hiring someone TO teach your children English because they sure aren't learning it properly from you!

Greedy son of gun, aren't they?

Free shitt!

You could always, you know, drink water?

Insanity.