45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don’t Laugh At Anyone’s Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

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My cousin has a golden doodle puppy who will fall asleep when he's standing up then he snores so loud it wakes him up.

Kittens! Instant upvote.

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You're going to have a fun year with these students

"Enjoy the small things" as they said in that movie with zombies. paraphrasing perhaps, if I remember it wrong..

Seven teeth lol

Is this... is this Heaven??

Jellybean scented "Jellybean" bath products in the form of pink and white jellybeans. They were not jellybeans. Who thinks that's a good idea? "Lets make it look like sweets, and smell like sweets, but actually, it's soap."

Ah, a disciple of Anoia, Goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.

Pirates with unforseen traffic jams

Actually - completely understandable. I had twins. I can't even imagine having sextuplets.

Show me a cat that can use a fishing pole & I'll show you a man who has taught a cat to fish

There was an actual study where they put speakers playing the sound of water flowing and beavers began building a dam around the speaker. So they hear water flowing and think "absolutely not" Edit: spelling

This... this is absolute gold.

Of course! In fact I'm doing it right now to make people like this comment.

Yesssss

The sorting pepper

I’m not actually afraid of spiders, except for when they can kill you because I unfortunately live in Florida and we have both Black Widows and Brown Recluses so

aaaAAAAAAWWAWWWWWWW

"This contains 5 servings." No, it does not - after it's opened it is one serving only.

You need to study- you are having tentacle difficulties. Let's get kraken.

Oh... We know... We're just waiting for those school reunions...

Well, it is nice dental work

AAAAAHHH!! A safe and stress-free life in a neat and tidy apartment!!!

Got something in your teeth

I would just pspspsp

Cattuchino

Absolutely not right. I can handle compliments way less than criticism

Ok, I thought twice. Can I have my pumpkin spice latte now?

Spot the dad.

"You have forgotten us father. Now we have filled the void of your absence by becoming one."

Because we’re groovin! 😎💃

Give him his back back

The grocer gave you the bird?

My dog passed away and I can't use that excuse anymore. Need to thinking up another way out !!

The taste isn't too bad but the texture is a bit off...

How many bananas?

You: 1 Laundry: 0

Of course. LMAO

Best be aloaf with any strangers there

*Flavored really wet flour

*ba dum tiss*

"do not pet the fart squirrels"

So, BP, are you censoring 'p**n' because it SOUNDS LIKE 'porn'? Gotta try this...luck...spit...punt...

"But dad it's only ½π rad here!"

not sure how to respond…