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There’s plenty of stuff to smile at online, from chaotic cats to epic fails, and the occasional unhinged comment section. But with so much out there, it’s easy to miss the posts that actually feel worth your time.

Thankfully, one Instagram user known as The Funny Introvert has a knack for finding relatable, entertaining gems from around the internet. They’re not introvert-themed, but maybe being one just gives him more time to scroll.

Here’s a roundup of his best finds. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did.

#1

Twitter post humorously describing growing confusion by repeatedly receiving nickels, featured in hilariously random posts.

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Drema Dixon
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking of nickles and being confused...There was a sign outside a grocery that only fit one word on each line and it said: Nickels Hamburger buns Bratwurst 50% off. I can't tell you how many times I had to read it to realize Nickels was the brand. I kept wondering how nickels could be 50% off...we all have our dumb moments...that was clearly one of mine 😂

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    #2

    Screenshot of a humorous game show idea post featuring a twist, shared among hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Corvus
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be fun.

    Alexander Gräf
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    How is it fun to potentially have people act against their own convictions and sexuality for money?

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    YDNinja
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if halfway through the straight guy realises that he's gay?

    Shannon Donnelly
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally watch this 🤣🤣🤣

    JB
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Traitors meets Bravo

    Aud (she/they)
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would watch the hell outta this

    Bill Swallow
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after the show wraps, the entire cast moves bodily to 'The People's Court' for the inevitable fallout

    Kat Nt
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that mean that the last two finalists win by default since they both would be straight?

    LauraDragonWench
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't watch reality shows, but I would watch the HËLL out of this!

    David Jeffery
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would watch the ever lovin' s**t out of that show

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    #3

    Humorous social media post about American healthcare woes, shared in random posts to brighten your day.

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    Annik Perrot
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were French, or Dutch, or British (just the first ones that come to mind), you'd bleed red, white and blue all the same, but could see à doctor without going into bankruptcy. Oh, forgot Australian.

    JB
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something is wrong with y'all's blood, us Canadians only have the red and white blood cells! 😂

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    williamszita
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's certainly not perfect.....but i am so grateful and proud of the British NHS

    Sam Trudeau
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian response to this: Blue blood isn't real. Red blood cells exist, so do white blood cells. But no scientific evidence I've got that says blood can be blue

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    You wanna REALLY freak out? Eat Superman or Blue Moon ice cream, then look behind you after your daily #2. RFK is on to something in that case.

    Nikole
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat beets and experience something similar. RFK is a fúcking moron.

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    By the way, don’t underestimate how much smiling, or even better, laughing, can do for your well-being. Seriously.

    We might not know exactly why laughter developed (though researchers think it helped early humans bond and survive as social groups), but we do know that it’s basically a superpower for your mental and physical health.

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    #4

    Tweet by Laurent Perrier humorously highlighting women's imagination in seeing potential in a guy with a mattress on the floor.

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    realenancy170
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I met my husband he had blankets over the windows in his apartment and a slice of pizza in the refrigerator. On the other hand he was kind to everyone and had a great sense of humor. He learned to appreciate normal decor and became a fantastic cook. He is still kind and funny. So yeah appreciate the potential that is lurking.

    Gerry Higgins
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter-in-law keeps the mattresses on the floor. She thinks it's chic. urgh

    Billo66
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All they see is potential. "What will he be like when I am done fixing him? So much room for improvement." Like a house flipper :)

    Doofnuts
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprisingly enough, I have lived this. Of course my house at the time was right next to a bar,, so I guess that helped.

    megabeth
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh... guilty as charged 🙄

    #5

    Hilariously random post about medical advancements and the frustration of filling out repetitive forms at the doctor’s office.

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    Ellie Ahmed
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, fair. Some of it is because we have to check there are no changes, to be fair. Some of it is because of insurance/reporting requirements insisting it's completed at each visit. But some of it is because we as a health system are still a lot shitter at managing information than we probably should be. It tends to get put on the backburner. Having said that, all I would ask of people is: don't be rude to the receptionist about it. They're just doing what they're instructed by the doctor or practice manager.

    Kalikima
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please! Where I work, you have to fill out a form every time you come in, and people get shirty with us..

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    Pferdchen
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits close to home. Helped my not-very-tech-literate wife fill out an online form for her doctor's office yesterday. Then, she had to fill out a paper form, most of which could have been extracted from the online form.

    Ian Winn
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind free health care in the UK: no forms! Once I think I had to bring proof of address (an electric bill or something) and that's been it for 20+ years

    KnightOwl86
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK you only ever fill out a form when you switch to a different doctors surgery, it's basic info like name, address, phone number and your previous doctor's name and address. We never have to fill out any forms for hospital visits or doctor's appointments, the only exception is when we have surgery and even then it's just signing a form to agree to the surgery. I always think it's mad when I see Americans (on tv/movies) in the emergency room filling in loads of paperwork. I can't imagine being ill or seriously injured and having to sit around filling in paperwork.

    Heras buddy
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't happen if we had universal health care.

    L.V
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US I guess? In the UK, all my info is on the system, and my doctor can look stuff up from years ago. Only time I have to fill a form, is if I go for a private massage.

    Leanne Hailes
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when once a year forms to be filled out just incase Autism has disappeared and cured itself by itself

    Crystalwitch60
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just move to uk lol u only fill in one form when u register at the start , then they get on computer, few clicks and bingo all sorted and your records appear to them ,🤷‍♀️typical bloody America loves to make so hard for u all lol

    SJones
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very same doctor every time!

    SJones
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same doctor!

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    #6

    Tweet about a teacher’s funny life moment with students, one of the hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Julie Love
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This giving them a shared enemy, to bond over.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! 50th HS reunion.."remember when that teacher.."

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    Michael Largey
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever wonder if that was her intended outcome from the beginning, and the utter joy was "He fell for it!"? Excuse the cynicism of a career high school teacher.

    Grape Walls of Ire
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gasp! She might have to write it down! On paper!

    Niki
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Sing-song voice* Trauma bondiiiinnnnnggggg!!!

    Sue Denham
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are you paying her?

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    Psychologically, laughter gives your mood an instant boost and helps melt away stress and anxiety

    On the physical side, it actually lowers cortisol (your stress hormone) and increases dopamine and serotonin, the chemicals that help you feel happy and calm. 

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    In other words, laughing is genuinely good for you.

    #7

    Tweet humor about Ozempic and class action lawsuit, featured in random posts to brighten your day with hilarious content.

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    HappyShannon12
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will be skinny AND rich

    Crystalwitch60
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I,ll stay poor thanks ! being dead ain’t practical 😂

    NEMESIS
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As some one with diabetes, Ozempic has been a life saver for me. So to be honest, STFU!!!

    #8

    Screenshot of a funny social media post sharing a hilariously random moment about singing Monster Mash in different voices.

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    Pferdchen
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you think she was crying in the first place?

    Donna Peluda
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found out after I moved that in my old house my neighbours could her everything that went on in the bedroom. I was convinced that they couldn't hear anything because we never heard anything from their house.

    Gerry Higgins
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me it's "Moving Right Along" a duet by Kermit and Fozzy

    Meami
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why she’s crying…

    JD Key
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! I guess that explains why my neighbor screams and pounds on the wall. I thought it was a gen Z thing.

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    #9

    Funny tweet about the TV show House featuring random posts to brighten your day with humor and new pics.

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    Ellie Ahmed
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in hospital admin, so the weirdest thing about House to me was... how the f**k do they convince the insurers to pay for half the tests they're running? Can they teach me how to get those claims accepted? Half of the investigations don't even make sense for the presenting problem. They just seem to order this random barrage of them. Also, why is the same doctor doing inpatient review, running the MRI, and checking bloods in the lab? Does nobody else work at the hospital?

    Ahnjunwan
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This and lets not forget all the things they did without bothering to ask the patient. It is also amazing what skills they all had, labwork, some surgery and why not monitor some mrt since we do not have professionals who do that the whole day 🤣 Still enjoyed the show, mostly because of the madness of what house did get away with. In any hospital in the world you would be fired halfway trough the first episode 🤣

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    MagicJacket
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To expand on this, House would misdiagnose the patient once or twice and then near the end of the show he will be thinking out loud or talking to someone and showing his exasperation and say something like "this is medicine. It isn't like some food server in the cafeteria forgetting to put the toothpick through each half of your club sandwi-" and he stops, the light of recognition showing in his brilliant blue eyes. "Tell Dr. Chase to check the patient's r-e-c-t-u-m for splinters..."

    Shannon Donnelly
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, there was one episode where a patient swallowed a toothpick and that was the cause of his problems

    Anonymouse
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing that horrified me was how many times they forced diagnosis #1 on a protesting patient, then realized they were seriously killing the patient because it was diagnosis #2, then as they were treating THAT, it turned out to be something else totally! Realistic sure, but the "trust me I'm a doctor" got old

    C Hendrix
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always bugged me that House invariably misdiagnosed what was wrong twice before getting it right the third time. Every. Single. Time.

    Wolfgang Bonow
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every hospital \ doctor serie is this way.Where he was 100% correct:" Everybody lies ",

    JB
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, but he'd only get the toothpick idea after seeing a toothpick in a sandwich a clinic patient was eating while House was making sexual comments about Cuddy.

    Leanne Hailes
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually the most real medical tv show EVER

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    And honestly, if you’re not making time to laugh or enjoy yourself in some way, you’re kind of short-changing your own brain.

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    “When you’re not regularly activating the pleasure/reward centers of the brain, they go offline. So, in order to feel good, we have to practice feeling good. And laughing is one of the most cost-effective ways to do that,” says Natalie Dattilo, an instructor of psychology in Harvard Medical School’s Psychiatry Department.

    #10

    Funny social media post about socks emphasizing humor in random posts to brighten your day.

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    Drema Dixon
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since my boy could dress himself at 4 years old (now 11) he's worn mismatched socks because he doesn't care nor do I as long as they're clean. But, I did draw the line when he put one crew sock & one ankle sock on while wearing shorts 😂

    K_Tx
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the key to socks. Must match type, thickness, cut. Colors and patterns do not matter!

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    Biytemii
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they are the same type of sock. I can wear 2 different colored socks but not 2 different feeling socks 🧦

    Mavis McCollam
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has deliberately worn mismatched socks since she was 3 years old - for 39 years.

    Michael Largey
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My socks do match. I go by thickness." - Steven Wright

    Crystalwitch60
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY THIS ! n it’s what I told my kids when they were little lol n the sock fairy kept stealing one bloody sock n having loads of unmatched pairs put two together sorted mix n match socks it’s called efficiency 😂

    Ace
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have long socks and short socks, thick socks and thin socks, cotton socks and woollen socks, skiing socks and cycling socks. Colour is a) the least of my worries, b) a big help in trying to find a matched pair.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young, my mother decided to get me several pairs of the same model and color. That's how I ended owning seven white socks and five black ones.

    KnightOwl86
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is too short to waste time matching socks.

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    #11

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter exchange showing hilariously random posts to brighten your day with humorous replies.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JSlow secretly wishes he had the guts to put up Halloween decorations in September.

    Deirdre
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when this ever-changing world in which we live in...

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    Another Panda
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JSlow The Relentless Refuser of Pumpkin Spice Filled Joy. 😅

    Bill Swallow
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'Pumpkin Spice flavored Communion Wafers' are where I draw the line, personally.

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    Doofnuts
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! NOT EVER! No fun allowed in life. Just suffer like the rest of us.

    Ann Hoff
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THe current political administration just wants to rip any joy from anyone who isn't a mediocre white male & be as cruel as possible to them. Prove me wrong!

    Phantom Phoenix
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if relentlessly criticising *is* your little harmless thing?

    CP
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would argue it isn't harmless.

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    NEMESIS
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so long as these same people don't preach about how great they are for doing them.

    Leanne Hailes
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. F₩c€ing. Please. PlEaSe. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #12

    Twitter post about a mix-up involving a student named Maggie Smith, shared in hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Susan Raskin
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW! Lots of emotions for a minute I'm sure

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    Now, you might be thinking, “Okay, I probably laugh enough. I see memes every day!”

    But… not so fast. Hate to break it to you, but you might not be getting your full dose of giggles.

    There’s no official laughter recommendation (yet), but here’s a stat for perspective: the average 4-year-old laughs around 300 times a day. The average 40-year-old? Just four.

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    Yikes. That’s not exactly what you’d call “thriving.”

    #13

    Funny tweet about ghosts and modern trends featured in hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Shannon Donnelly
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those ghosts are haunting the abandoned Blockbuster buildings

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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That you know of.

    Adam Zad
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trevor, Pete, Alberta, Flower?

    Ann Hoff
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen them in jeans & pendelton shirts

    Serena Myers
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juul? Oh, ok, some sort of e-cigarette thing.

    #14

    Funny social media post about a husband considering checking into a hotel with kids during wife's girls trip.

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    JB
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Camp in the yard

    Shannon Donnelly
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the yard better not look like Woodstock after she gets home

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    April Pickett
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure there's a swimming pool, a game room, and a McDonald's nearby. It might be good if there is a video parlor, a movie theater, and a pizza place nearby, too.

    Mimi M
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you should, you know - clean up after yourselves?

    ️Rando Panda
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire a service to come in and make it extra extra clean.

    Crystalwitch60
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you yes , but I’m sure cleaning isn’t that hard a job is it ?

    Jeremy Bolanos
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing she heard as the door closed was her entire family and the last 4 generations of ancestors laughing.

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    #15

    Tweet about the relatable struggle of carrying a 200+ count CD binder, a hilariously random post to brighten your day.

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    nottheactualphoto
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many hundreds of LPs here. But I never lugged them around except when moving house.

    Papa
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a decent collection pf 8-track tapes in the early 80's.

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    Bill Swallow
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 1300 VHS Cassettes in my attic. And a 512 GB MicroSD card in my phone with 1600 locally-stored music tracks and a ton of leftover storage capacity.

    Jeremy Bolanos
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time that if you wanted to hear someone's favorite song, you had to go to their house and drink martinis while they searched which sleeve it ended up in after the last party.

    Vinny DaPooh
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad you don't know the joys of lugging around crates of LPs as a 90s DJ

    Robert Millar
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before we moved house in 2019 we had over 350 compact discs. Now we have 150 and MP3 format.

    Grape Walls of Ire
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember breaking the 200 mark in 1988!

    e gads
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the money i spent on CDs and now i dont even have a CD player

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    And considering that by 40 you’re entering the stage where your body starts sending you weird notifications (“your knee has expired,” anyone?), laughter starts looking even more like a smart health strategy.

    Laughter releases nitric oxide, a chemical that relaxes blood vessels, reduces blood pressure, and helps prevent clotting, according to Dr. Michael Miller, a cardiologist at the University of Maryland School of Medicine in Baltimore. 

    And the science keeps backing it up: one long-term study in Japan found that older adults who laughed more often had a lower risk of serious heart issues. Another study in Norway even found that people with a strong sense of humor tend to live longer, especially women.

    #16

    Tweet showing a funny exchange about a date of birth, part of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, you look great for your age!

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remindes me of a time I had a student passing out in class. I rang the emergency service, and the following conversation ensued: Paramedic [pointing at the unconscious girl on the floor] Is she the patient? Random student: Nah, it's for me. I just felt a bit dizzy when my friend fell down, you nitwit!

    Alexander Gräf
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truck driver stuck under a bridge. "Did you get stuck?" - "No, I'm delivering a bridge!"

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    Richienotsorich
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me when I rang some company and the young lady asked for my name. "Ritchie"..."Do you have a surname?"..."no, no. I only have a mononym, like Prince or Madonna!" I should have said.

    roepi
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then this weirdo with a blue box showed up...

    JusticePanda
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope I'm 1yrs old

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    #17

    A humorous social media post about filling pockets with stones and heading to the sea, part of random posts to brighten your day.

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    Niki
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is unfortunate, as I was emailing you about doing the same thing myself. I suppose this will be a team-building exercise type thing at this point.

    Nea
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Unfortunately FOR YOU’ … nothing unfortunate for me here.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another impending environmental crisis.

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a very powerful one-man play about this very topic while in London.

    Deirdre
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you don't need those concrete shoes when you got stone pockets.

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    #18

    Tweet humor about texting without alcohol, part of a collection of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alcohol makes them much funnier than when sober and serious though. At least mine come out that way.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, mine are always alcohol backed, so I have an excuse.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can type or I can drink. But not both.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither do I , but alcohol makes me think clearer believe it or not n I’m more likely to say exactly what I need to say cos I think more rationally , level headed , where as without I’m just very blunt still make myself clear but not quite what I really wanna say 😂I’m more likely to tell people to F off when I haven’t had a drink m

    If you’re having a hard time finding something to smile about (thanks, economy), try sharing a laugh with someone else. No, really, connection matters.

    In 2004, Carl Marci, an assistant professor of psychiatry at Harvard Medical School, led a study looking at laughter not just in individuals but in pairs, specifically, psychiatrists and patients dealing with anxiety and depression. Despite the serious topics, they still managed to laugh about 15 times during each 50-minute session.

    #19

    Tweet by Jon Drake about old beach towels with cartoon characters, a hilariously random post to brighten your day.

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one with the Noid on it!

    Papa
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a child we had a beach towel that said "Holiday Inn" on it. I have no idea where it could have come from.

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one with Tom & Jerry; had to throw it out because it was in horrible condition, now I have one with R2D2.

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does a Disney’s animal kingdom one count?

    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a few, the scooby doo and spongebob ones from some time in the 90s are my favourites. I have a really old Minnie mouse one from the 80s, it's really rough so i never use it but it belonged to my grandparents so I have to keep it forever (they bought it for me and my sisters when we stayed over when we were toddlers)

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just have one with a Coca-Cola bottle on it.

    Pam McDougall
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Green Giant towel finally fell apart.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    51 and nope, not ever 🤷🏻‍♀️

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, some character from Frozen. None of my kids was the right age for that movie so no clue where we got it

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    #20

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about airport security delays, fitting the hilariously random posts to brighten your day theme.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but guaranteed if you showed up 40 minutes prior, it's be about 3 hours to get through..........

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife played that game once. "Why do we leave for the airport so early?" .."fine when do you want to arrive at the airport?".."oh 30 minutes early". SHE was flying out, when we got to TSA on a Saturday morning, the line was HUGE. She barely made the flight. I asked, "NOW do you understand why we get there 60-90 minutes early?"..."shutup!"

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    L.V
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 of the airports I've flown from for many years will take between 10 min to over 1.5 hour. So yeah, I'll be there early regardless

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously doubt it’s in the top 300 billion of life’s biggest scam.

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    #21

    Tweet about soft launching a call out by saying your stomach feels weird, a hilariously random post to brighten your day.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I'd always "feel a migraine coming on"

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are very useful aren’t they 😂and there’s no outward signs either

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when people at work tell me, "You look pale, are you feeling alright?" I'm just pasty, but you better believe I quickly say, "Oh man, no I don't feel so well..." :D

    AuntKaren12
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ex co-worker would begin complaining of one thing or another 2 days prior to being out "sick". we all knew she would be out.

    Kalikima
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this!

    Mark Trombley
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then everyone will want to feel my stomach.

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    Patients laughed more than the psychiatrists, but here’s the kicker: even when only one person laughed, both showed increased nervous system activity. When they laughed together, the effect was even stronger.

    The contagious laughter, Marci said, was a sign of emotional connection and validation—proof that sometimes laughter speaks louder than words.

    #22

    Text message exchange showing a funny misunderstanding about a street name in hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now he's the Secretary of State.

    Lee Gilliland
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regrettably, seen on a form someone was filling out.

    #23

    Tweet about a Dutch guy ordering every meat and topping at Chipotle, featured in hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm taking obesity as a souvenir.

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can you recommend something I can take home to remind me of my time in America?"..."How about obesity? Or diabetes?"

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    JB
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Dutch guy said he loved the USA? This was pre-2024, right?

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    #24

    Funny social media post humorously imagining a Masterchef competition for men cooking simple everyday meals.

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    Moltar
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    microwaved frozen pizza

    Mark Trombley
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what is wrong with adding a whole block of butter to mac and cheese??

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make grilled cheese sandwich by toasting two pieces of bread and putting a slice of cheese between them as soon as they pop out of the toaster, and then mashing between two plates.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original easy meal. Cornflakes, slightly squashed to create smaller cornflakes, ice cold milk, job done. Still hungry? Have a second bowl.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fried baloney on a single bread heal folded in half with ketchup.

    CP
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go to is ground beef, egg noodles and uncut golden mushroom soup. Add onions and green peppers. Easy and pretty good.

    Papa
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, but I used frozen peas or broccoli instead of the peppers.

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    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy a big tray of shredded chicken in the deli section of the grocery and bag it in plastic zip snack bags and freeze. Take one out to thaw no matter what you have for dinner. Pizza, bread, mac 'n cheese.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out the old Saturday night live skit involving bachelor iron chef.

    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is wrong with dip?

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    So yeah, unless you’re doing it at a funeral or during a very serious Zoom meeting, there are pretty much no downsides to laughter. It’s free, it’s good for your brain and body, and it brings people closer.

    So go on, find something funny, enjoy the moment, and maybe even pass it along. Your brain (and your blood pressure) will thank you.

    #25

    Funny social media post connecting High School Musical 2 and Breaking Bad in a hilariously random way.

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    JB
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all in this together, b***h!

    cj be like
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god walter white could have been a chemistry teacher. be thankful we avoided that

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen the show, but it's a very famous show. Wasn't Walter a chem teacher at first?

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    #26

    A person inserts a coin into Aldi shopping carts, showcasing a funny moment from random posts to brighten your day.

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky ! In UK they cost £1 each . . .

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's your mistake, making a £1 coin. We have $1 coins, but no one in the US will touch them for this reason.

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    #27

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously mentioning maple syrup in coffee to brighten your day with hilariously random posts.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Awkward Australian laughter* what the f**k?

    Holly Marley
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is imagining they are Canadian, with the maple syrup, and getting all the benefits.

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    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had my gallbladder removed, the nurse said "I hope all that mcdonalds was worth it." I told her I rarely eat fast food. She said "Well, now you can because it doesn't matter anymore." I really should get on that.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maple syrup in milk works as well.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upvoted because I have no freakin' idea.

    Sunshine
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he means he is pretending to be Canadian (hence the maple syrup) bc we have free healthcare.

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    #28

    A humorous tweet from Jon Drake about not wanting to go back to the office, featured in hilariously random posts.

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    L.V
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I don't need to see your faces, and listen to your mindless chatter, when I could be home and enjoy the silence

    Patricia Sweeton
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avoid the noise, Temperature, lighting and the soul stealing energy.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to go back to the office, but none of my pants fit anymore.

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    #29

    Social media post humor about marriage and love, part of hilariously random posts to brighten your day collection.

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    Lilybdcsa
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    45 years here. We still love each other very much. He's my best friend.

    brenda s. ehret
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're a 1 in a million statistic. good on ya!!!

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a while, like 20+ years, I think it's a habit you are more comfortable with than passionate love. Why change a good thing: we've got a good life, we like each other, bills get paid, the house is paid for, the grandkids know where we are, we like the same shows, and life is peaceful.

    JohninND
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30+ years still love each other.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't love your spouse then they shouldn't be your spouse.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days you feel like you don't love your spouse. It is often temporary. That is part of what commitment is about.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez lol u get less time for murder 😂

    Oops
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were a lot of storms, catastrophies, worldending, you just have to have the strength of a conch snail.

    #30

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post reflecting on birds and daily stress as a funny random post to brighten your day.

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    Heras buddy
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be better to fly over someone's head and drop it. Your choice. Boss, annoying neighbor or maybe the head of state of a North American country.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls will be happy to accommodate you with the fly by.

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't beat a good dump first thing in the morning . . .

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    #31

    Tweet with a hilariously random caption about Mary, Joseph, and the little drummer boy ready to rock, part of fun posts.

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    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I'm gonna name my band. Thanks!!

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    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoyed this one. The catholic in me actually understood this one.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joseph: "Me neither.". *sound of teeth gnashing*

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joseph; Yeah Mary, I kinda can't believe it either.

    CP
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was it you got pregnant again, honey?

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose..........................in a literal sense.

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    #33

    Tweet about the relatable humor of adult life and doctor’s appointments, featured in random funny posts.

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    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've so far managed to put off my proctologist for 6 years. I'm sure its fine.

    Lowrider 56
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA, we need a 4 day work week. I don't know of any doctors working on Saturday or Sunday.

    Oops
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your doctors appointments!! i was a coward too for too long, got some painful issues so i was forced to visit a doc, he found cancer, (not the issues). i escaped deaths grasp the very last second. Cancer is silent.

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make the appointment and keep them. Nothing more important and early detection saves lives

    #34

    Social media post humor about camping and having a hilariously random weekend to brighten your day.

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    George Costanza
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ancestors didn't figure out how to NOT live in the wilderness just so I could cosplay it poorly thousands of years later. No thanks.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From 0-28 I camped all over Europe. It was fun, I loved camping, then at 28 I damaged my back kayaking in Wales, the tent was way beyond my ability that night, I slept in a B&B, the tent was taken down by my paddling mates, the car and boat loaded by them too. I’ve not slept under canvas since, I miss those nights, the campfire, the stories, tales of derring-do together over a mug of coffee with a shot or two in it. Well I miss the campfire, we now do the rest of it in a comfortable hotel, the boats still go out to play, we just get a good night in a decent bed now!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love camping, but to each their own

    Jeff Hunt
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Camping is what happened to pioneers who couldn’t afford a hotel room.

    Lowrider 56
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lumpy ground, smelly sleeping bags, mosquitoes and everything smells like smoke, no bathroom or shower. Nope, im out.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time I went camping, it took me an hour to get everything setup because I love my comfort. Fold away bed, quilt, power bank powered fan, and solar lights. I've never told so many people that they couldn't sleep with me more in my life.

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And take 57 hours to pack it all up; 87 more to unpack 🤧🤮

    Oops
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    <oh yes, a weekend in a small twoperson tent in heavy rain is really comforting, you will never forget.

    megabeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You weren't with the right person...js

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    Dog Mom to Zoe
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like camping but since I'm seeing a chiropractor, I don't think it would be best to sleep outdoors

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    #35

    Funny social media post about a kindergartner stressed over learning the letter J shared in random posts to brighten your day.

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    Uncle Panda
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An elderly music teacher in the nursing home sat and quietly sang the ABC song, keeping time tapping on her lapboard, about 20 hours a day. Sometimes Ola would get stuck on elemeno (lmno) and would become agitated, repeating elmeno louder and louder until one of us would poke our head in and say "PEE!", quickly followed by a relieved "Q taptap... R taptap... S taptap..."

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never shout "pee" in a room full of people with poor bladder control!

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    Susan Raskin
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore the thoughts that go through kids' heads

    Mimi M
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think that C or E would have that distinction - or even A. J has only one pronunciation.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably writing it. Perhaps J is too similar to I for him to handle?

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    JB
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in for a shock once he hits the bdpq conundrum. J/g is a cakewalk by comparison.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ❤️❤️bless his ikkle heart that’s adorable x

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    #36

    Tweet by David Hughes humorously sharing a random fear about tarantulas, from a collection of hilarious posts to brighten your day.

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    Billo66
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a cartoon shaped hole of me blasting out of the door. I get nausea just looking at one.

    patricia patricia
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never trust a person who has a pet spider

    Heras buddy
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I introduce you to my Wolf spider?

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow ok that’s mine hand it over !! Ty muchly hehehe I adore spiders all off em. Even the obt,s as we call em ( orange bites things ) beautiful but sooo agressive lol had over 100 since I was 21 the only one I never got round to having was the giant Goliath bird eater leg span of a dinner plate of it wasn’t so bloody hot in aus id move there like a shot n I could go out n see them in the wild and the reptiles

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    #37

    Tweet about wanting to stay wild and free but choosing early bedtime, a humorous post to brighten your day.

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    Vicky Phenny
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if Alyssa had kids she would not be getting to sleep at 8:00.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She most defiantly would not lol , n I never understood the sleeping like a baby saying , everyone knows babies DONT SLEEP 😂

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    #38

    Tweet about people sharing Spotify wrapped but then posting pictures of their baby, part of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but Spotify wrapped is how I discovered my favourite genre of music is psychedelic doom

    jasper
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Psychedelic Doom" sounds like a great band name. :)

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    TheGayUmbrella
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely care more about song recommendations than children.

    weatherwitch
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth is Spotify Wrapped??

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or name theirs the same as yours🫤

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spotify wrapped is the only thing I find appealing about the service. Not enough to actually use it.

    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest child's Spotify playlist recently broke 130 hours.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like, at least I like my spotify wrapped!

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    #39

    Tweet text humorously recounting a funny interaction at Chick-fil-A, featured in random posts to brighten your day.

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    Black Cat
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if her min wage job wasn't bad enough, now she has that mental picture.

    Leanne Hailes
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer service is my game; that's a laughable moment. A non laughable moment is a "finger snapper"

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    Sparky
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because sexual harassment is so hilarious.

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor woman. Probably traumatized for life even though it was an innocent mistake, Maybe go to a different Chick fila

    Gg
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My pleasure" makes my skin crawl. I don't know when "my pleasure" became the standard instead of "you're welcome".

    Michael Largey
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More appropriate if a woman says it to her.

    #40

    Funny social media post about aging and desserts from a collection of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Child of the Stars
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk that this is a "getting old" thing. I've never had much of a sweet tooth, neither does my 6yo. We both prefer less sweet treats.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    throwback to when I had an existential crisis when I was nine because I called marshmallows too sweet and was terrified I was aging too fast

    Uncle Panda
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard myself say, "No, that would be too rich" and a little something died inside. How did I get to get be that old?

    Ingrid
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    7 months ago

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    I hate when people say that. And I don't want to be around them.

    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I also hate when people express a trivial personal opinion which has absolutely no impact on my health or well-being. It especially sucks when this means that there is more of sweet treat left for me to enjoy.

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    #41

    Tweet by Keith about a dog barking at 4am with no concept of time, one of the hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Kitty 🥀
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dislike irresponsible pet owners. Animals have no concept of time, but you do, so it’s your responsibility to keep them quiet.

    Robert Millar
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    7 months ago

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    Yeah, he could smell your nastiness.

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    #43

    Funny social media post about falling asleep quickly, included in hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I fell asleep in my bed as fast as I fall asleep on my couch

    #44

    Social media post humor about gas prices adding new hilariously random topics to small talk rotation.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife..."we should just come over here (30 miles one way) and save 30 cents on gas". We then had to do a math problem..."well your Ford gets 30 miles/gal, and we rarely have to put 10 gallons in it per fill up..".

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    #45

    Tweet about making a boyfriend stop everything to admire a really big lemon, part of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Chilli
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see this big lemon photograph

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    #46

    Screenshot of a humorous Twitter post with a censored explicit word, representing hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Task failed successfully?

    #47

    Tweet humorously suggesting the government should fund popular HBO shows, part of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From someone obviously not around in the 60's,70's or 80's...even the 90's.

    Bill Swallow
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Mr. Tuesday Night, Milton Berle' aired in the late 40s and 50s.

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    Luke Branwen
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The important thing: EVERY WEEK. To hell with the "binge release" BS aka. the WORST thing that's ever happened to TV shows. Sorry but I have strong feelings about this... I'm a 90s kid who remembers shows with 20 episodes per season released weekly 😆

    Phantom Phoenix
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A season used to be the entire year minus a short non-ratings period over Xmas/NY?

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    M O'Connell
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can afford HBO?

    JB
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, some of us is on a CBC-and-rabbit-ears budget!

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    #48

    Screenshot of a funny social media post about social circles shrinking to a tense triangle, part of random posts to brighten your day.

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    Strahd Ivarius
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for long if you let them use Edge, real friends would have move them to Firefox

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    Shannon Donnelly
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never had 30 to begin with. Three is much more realistic

    SJones
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this!

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    #49

    Screenshot of a random hilarious post about texting unrelated instructions before contacting a previous employer.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had a problem with this. Vandalay Industries are more than happy to answer some questions about me, their former latex salesman ;)

    Shannon Donnelly
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if I can contact your former employees…

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    #50

    Tweet about a toddler humorously declaring dislike for someone's hair, showcasing hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    #51

    Tweet about a hilariously random Harry Potter storyline where he struggles with his girlfriend crying a lot.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the most unrealistic is when a ginger makes friends (Joke, I'm not gingerphobic, I have ginger friends.)

    #52

    Funny random post about Zoom calls and awkward moments, featured in hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    #53

    Cartoon meme contrasting time machine uses, with a man excited to celebrate his birthday at a 90s McDonald's, random post humor.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with a time machine: Junko Furuta, come with me, I'll explain on the way

    VNES101
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT was a proper play land.

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    #54

    Hilariously random post about changing your perspective by calling your porch a terrace to feel better.

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    realenancy170
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pets are your livestock and the garden is your crops!

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the cooker a range, the back yard is the north 40, the dog is a hound and the wife is 'er indoors.

    #55

    Tweet about the lasting impact of a crush's compliment, one of the hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can help tho, I never used to brush my hair until I had to brush it for a performance and a girl I liked said it looked nice. Now I brush my hair for at least five minutes a day

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse, they'll tell you something they DON'T like and you'll hate that about yourself for the rest of your life.

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before we started dating, i told my bf i liked his hair and now he refuses to cut it even though his sister wants him to

    #56

    Social media post by user charlie humorously describing productivity struggles with noise, featured in hilariously random posts.

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    #57

    Twitter post showing poorly made Altoona style pizza with melted cheese, featured in hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Billo66
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I see a pickle. I'll bet anything there is tuna on that mess.

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Google "It's characterized by a Sicilian crust, marinara sauce, salami, green peppers, and American cheese" and cut in squares. So, not tuna level bad but still not sounding great...

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    realenancy170
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks a friggin lot! I already have insomnia now I am afraid to sleep in case this shows up in my dreams.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white...I'm not THAT white...

    zak
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, I used to love 30 mins from Altoona. Thankfully I've never seen that "pizza" before in my life 🤢

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those Kraft processed cheese slices????????? What the H*ll is happening to this country?

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    #58

    Tweet by Kevin Farzad sharing a heartfelt message to appreciate loved ones in random posts to brighten your day.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friends and I tell each other how much we love each other all the time 🤷‍♀️

    #60

    Tweet by Kevin Farzad humorously highlighting work stress, fitting the theme of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    realenancy170
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they all want someone who looks forward to a challenge!

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    #61

    Tweet about not being able to be Hannah Montana, part of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never be Hannah Montana because I would be petting my cat and forget to pin the wig down and it would fall off on stage

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    #62

    Robot with blank expression reacting to a 3am seafood boil request in a hilariously random post.

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    Serena Myers
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must go and google "seafood boil". Ok, thanks, Wiki: Seafood boil in the United States is the generic term for any number of types of social events in which shellfish, whether saltwater or freshwater, is the central element.

    #63

    Funny social media post about breadsticks humor making a hilariously random moment to brighten your day.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't fill up on the breadsticks, that's how they get you!" That's how they get YOU, coward, meanwhile I am going to bankrupt this f*****g restaurant

    Shannon Donnelly
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it funny 😄

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really doesn't imply that. Your sense of humor just hasn't evolved since adolescence.

    Moana Manana
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently, my 16 yo son made a man out of paper (side view) and asked me to pull one of its legs. I did and a p***s popped out. He was lauging wholeheartly and told me that they were making it in school during the break and let the male teacher pull the leg. He laughed as well. I said, this kind of joke is a evergreen. the teenager sleeps in almost every age and he should try it with father and granddad and bet they would laugh as well. Yup, 16, 32, 46 and 78 old men and all laughed they're asses off. And I find it adorable 🧡

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    #64

    Twitter post from Henpecked Hal humorously asking to be texted when arriving home to enjoy relaxing on the couch random posts.

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    #65

    Tweet about Venmo from user pj, a hilariously random post highlighting social media humor to brighten your day.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really get the point of Venmo, why can't you just do direct deposit to bank accounts? And can people really just request money from anyone?

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have Venmo here but something similar called Revolut. I used to think the same before I tried it. But it's so much easier to send money to someone you know or split/share bills if you're both using the app. You don't need to know the other person's bank details, just their phone number. As to requesting money from anyone, if they're on the app, then yes you can send them a request but no money is transferred unless they confirm.

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    #66

    Tweet humorously reflecting on Taylor Swift presenting an award to Beyoncé and Kanye West being escorted out, in random funny posts.

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    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it might be about the 2025 grammys, because I vaguely remember a story about him and his s*x slave, sorry I mean his "wife", being escorted out because of her see through dress stunt, but I could be wrong.

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    #67

    Car decorated with reindeer antlers and red nose, a funny random post to brighten your day during Christmas season.

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    Vicky Phenny
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh no, my soulmate has a sense of whimsy! I might enjoy things unironically with them!"

    #68

    Tweet by Blair Socci humorously reflecting on a brutal two weeks, part of hilariously random posts to brighten your day.

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    #69

    Screenshot of a hilariously random post about reverse cowgirl and watching a Muppet Christmas Carol for humor.

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    Coralinea
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that doggy style and XFiles or am I just old?

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    #70

    Text post saying 2025 has been mid so far, part of hilariously random posts to brighten your day collection.

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    Billo66
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that autistic kid who had never spoken suddenly said "The yearr was 2023, the world was on fire" and went silent again, I'm happy to still be uncooked. Actually though, I read it on here so who knows if the story was even true.