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Somewhere in the world (let’s be honest — usually Florida) hilariously bizarre things happen every day. So when some people say that the news is boring, we bet they probably never stumbled upon ridiculous, weird, and straight-up stupid stories that made it both to TV and print.

Thanks to the "Internet’s Craziest Headlines" Twitter account, these people might be proved wrong. From "China may be using sea to hide its submarines" to "Large cat spotted" to "Man sold TV to buy remote", the creators of this account bring the most bizarre collection of titles and captions for you to enjoy.

So get ready to witness a whole new level of absurdity because Bored Panda has selected some of the best posts this account had to offer. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones that made you scratch your head the most! After you’re done with this post, you can find some more headline goodness right here and here.

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Nathaniel
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Are you alive?" "Yep" "Sure?" "Yes, pretty sure" "Damn it!"

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    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest: given the opportunity every one would do this.

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    Some say "You can’t judge a book by its cover", but it seems that plenty of people decide whether an article is worth reading or a news segment worth watching just by their titles. According to Brian Clark, the founder of Copyblogger, 8 out of 10 people will read the headline, but only 2 out of 10 will read the rest.

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    After all, getting your title clicked on is hard work. It has to be specific, rewarding, and intriguing all at the same time. Plus, it has to be useful if your goal is to reach more people. The headline is the first (and sometimes the only!) impression you make on a potential reader.

    "Writing a great headline doesn’t guarantee the success of your writing. The benefit conveyed in the headline still needs to be properly satisfied in the body," Clark wrote. "But great body content with a bad or even marginal headline is doomed to go largely unread."

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does not look too sad about it. Good for her!

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    Lina Survila, the editor in chief of Abstract Stylist online magazine, has years of experience working in the press. She told Bored Panda in a previous interview that "editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

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    shae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what, that might actually be the tipping point for changing their support for some people

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    She argued that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it," Lina explained.

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    "So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines," Lina said and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

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    Eva the Egg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when a goose has a better social life than you

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one, I sympathize. Call me when you find it, Florida Man.

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    The founder of Abstract Stylist also mentioned that "clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie."

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, who answers unrecognised numbers these days? It is like answering the door when you are not expecting someone. It does not happen.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new realism to Yo Momma jokes

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep scrolling back to this and sniggering like a maniac

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    However, it turns out that readers also contribute to spreading misleading information — some people share links on their social media feeds without ever reading what’s inside. In 2016, satirical news site The Science Post published an article with a troubling headline: "Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting". However, the body of the article contained nothing more than "lorem ipsum” placeholder text. But nearly 46K people shared the post.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's the second place I'd look! First is down the side of the sofa, between the cushions.

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    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a fun girl to hang out with!

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    According to a study by computer scientists at Columbia University and the French National Institute, 59 percent of links shared on social media have never actually been opened and read.

    "People are more willing to share an article than read it," study co-author Arnaud Legout said. "This is typical of modern information consumption. People form an opinion based on a summary, or a summary of summaries, without making the effort to go deeper," he said.

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    Ayisa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's a runner she's a track star

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's harsh, give the barber another 10 minutes at least.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking forward to the day Mad Vlad is in a similar position

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narrator: And then he was stabbed.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I heard period cramp drops significantly too after age 60.

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    Dyson Fey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why women are men's greatest downfall😂. Lol jk

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have bitten it off.

    Ben Moss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Woman was raped by man with a gun” there, fixed the headline for ya.

    Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how was she raped? She gave him the thing and distracted him until the authorities arrived. (very quick thinking on her part btw)..unless it is actually rape, don't call it rape.

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    HantiChrist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We definitely need context. Are we sure he didn't just distract himself raping a girl's mouth at gunpoint? And she's trying to make it OK in her head after after being traumatized? That sounds way more like a likely situation. As a woman We're trained to literally do whatever they want.

    Anna roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HantiChrist: Maybe you were, I have 3 older brothers who taught me to be whoever I wanted to be and gave me the tools to do it

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    bob bruce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, but a good BJ still requires at least one hand.

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    Nazda Pokmov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's creative to put it mildly....

    Eric Forster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to give you anything more than a handshake.

    Dachshund32
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaaaaat...now this is the sacrifice :(

    Natalie Kelsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There wasn't *anything* else she could have done? No other choice? Sounds sus

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope not me I would have bit it off.

    Eric Lafleur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she stopped blowing at that critical moment

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    Béla Kun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably an onion column, because in real life the woman would be arrested for prostitution afterwards...

    D K
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some sh*t I would do just so he gets caught.

    Anon Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this reminds me of an episode from an internet cartoon called Foamy the Squirrel, about how, in horror movies, a woman should give the killer a BJ to confuse the hell out of him, instead of running away from him 😂

    Jan Slawinski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real story from a gas station in Slovakia (the woman was Czech though)…

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard the police came just in time

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What to do…what to do….ah, I know!

    Sawdust
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please provide your suggestions for the title of the movie adaptation:

    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She reeeeaaally didn’t want him to get away.

    Jackie Nettleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a way to make sure everyone is safe. It’s a shame she can’t accept a reward for this though

    Iapetos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points if she bit his member off.

    Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's someone with a serious oral fixation.

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    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought she was a pastatute.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But where's my pizza?" Said the student.

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    Ayisa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'too old to kill again' what age does spite expire, tell me

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they could have relocated her to the woodwind section.

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    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, if you manage more than 90 years on this shitty planet, you deserve to live rent free.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be filmed as a tv drama.

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    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I like to remind people that there's a sliding scale between "People who just think that anthropomorphic animals are neat/easy to draw" and THIS in the Furry Fandom. They're not all weirdos, I swear.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this explain the intelligence level of its audience?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the whole point of strip clubs is to go see some pussy?

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    fire bug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no less than three levels of crazy here.

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    Guy MacGregor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh... Theo! For those wondering, the cropped guy on the right was the president (F. Hollande) AffaireThe...412737.jpg AffaireTheo-62307a6412737.jpg

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was strongly advised to "just leave Florida"

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    fire bug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have at least thrown him a bone and made him think he saved himself.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavy sleeper. Not easy to take a toilet out without making noise.

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    Noah Berens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not one but both of them were on board and that’s what really scares me

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    Dhairya Gupta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is wrong here 🤔? I think it is justified..

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    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You literally couldn't get anymore badass.

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    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You don't need proof of vaccination? You did here, when we had this rule.

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    Mama Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they wonder why there are so many stupid people walking around nowadays

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey- robbing houses is tiring work.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this 'Murica? Seriously though, what is with these overly violent police?

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s he gonna stick in their g-strings?!? Gauze pads?

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tragic twist?!? Think thats an understatement.

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    IcyPenguinToes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GameStop doesn't have any money to take anyway

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’d like to introduce my weapon into evidence.”

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weekly World News or whatever it is called? Spoof newspaper.

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    F8th
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stuffed horse was thicc tho.

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    Were they put out to pasture?

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    TyrantrumGogoat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put him in jail like Dale the Whale from monk.

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    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually sound like a great movie!

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like 911 is busy with any other calls in Florida.

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    Vinay Pai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is it? "Dentist Assault" or "Firstname Lastname"

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    Mushroomlover
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    This guy must be busy cause it’s the same guys pic as the one who kidnapped a priest to make his dog immortal, lol!

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    F8th
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that we know this is a crime…911 is gonna be busy af.

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    Mama Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know, this is Nikolas Cruz. He was the sole gunman who killed 17 people and injured 15 others at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida USA on February 14, 2018. There is a youtube video of him sitting in the interrogation room trying to play off like he was psychologically damaged. Florida still has the death penalty and I believe he was trying to get off on an insanity plea. It obviously didn't work because he ended up pleading guilty to 34+ charges including 1st degree murder and 1st degree attempted murder.

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