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We can't help ourselves, we see an open blind and it's human nature to steal a glance! A woman weighing her boob, a rogue postmen and a latex clad ‘man dog’...
This English artist Paul Blow has illustrated some of the most bizarre stories.
More info: Paul Blow | Commissioned by English Blinds
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#1
“I Work As A Window Cleaner So I Often See Into People’s Homes While I’m Working – It’s Hard To Avoid. The Strangest Thing I’ve Ever Seen Was An Old Lady Eating Dinner At A Table Completely Surrounded By Her Cats, Who Were Also Eating Dinner.”
Final score:
89points
Puddin Tane 9 years ago
Why is that strange? She wants company at dinner, so she makes her own. I say bully for her!
AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
He must be very young and inexperienced if this is the weirdest thing he has ever seen. The 'net is full of pix of people eating at the dinner table with their pets. And often the pets are a little more, um, exotic, than cats.
Richard Petch 9 years ago
I used to deliver to a bedridden old woman that used to have thirty two cats, that were never allowed out of the house, I used to have to sit and write down her next order sitting on her bed covered in cats, you can imagine what the house smelled like, and me for the next three hours.
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#2
“My Neighbour Is A Bit Of An Eccentric Man. I Always Knew He Kept Owls, But I Didn’t Know They Lived In His House With Him Until I Spotted Him Eating Breakfast One Morning With A Large Owl Perched On Top Of His Head. The Best Part Was He Looked Quite Unfazed By The Whole Thing.”
Final score:
82points
Amber Ridgdill 9 years ago
I have a cardinal that sits on top of my head regularly lol I'm certain my neighbors have seen it at least once.... now that I think about it, none of my neighbors talk to me @_@
Ashley Manney 9 years ago
hahaha I own a bird, it sits on my head. I wonder if people think I'm nuts... I don't care, I love my bird friend, he's so cute
#3
“The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen Through A Window Was When I Saw A Lady Weighing A Single Boob On A Set Of Kitchen Scales. Not Sure What Recipe It Was For!”
Final score:
70points
Zinaida Aleksandroff 9 years ago
I did that myself once, because my boobs are so big I always get comments that most of my weight is in my boobs. Just to know exactly how much I checked
AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
She didn't know that this is NOT how to figure out your cup size.
#4
“I Can Hear My Gate Open And Close From My Bedroom, And I Notice It Most In The Mornings When The Postman Comes. Strange Thing Was, Sometimes I’d Hear The Gate Open But I Wouldn’t Receive Any Post. Well, One Morning I Was Up And About Earlier Than Usual When I Heard The Gate Go – I Then Saw That My Postman Had Taken To Using My Garden As His Personal Toilet Stop. I Knocked On The Window And Waved, And Since Then I Only Ever Hear The Gate Open When I Get Post!”
Final score:
56points
#5
“I Was Once Walking My Dog When I Happened To Look Into Someone’s Front Room. I Saw A Woman Wearing Black Leather Walking Her ‘dog’ – A Guy On A Leash! Each To Their Own, I Guess.”
Final score:
55points
#6
“My Neighbour Is Completely Obsessed With Justin Bieber. It’s Actually A Little Bit Odd. Apart From The Posters All Over The Wall, I’ve Even Seen Her Sitting On Her Sofa With A Life-size Cut-out Of Him. Gives Me The Creeps!”
Final score:
52points
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Maheak 9 years ago
A really hilarious post...the only thing is that all of these can be true...
Spinaap 9 years ago
I've seen funny things through windows too and learned that curtains are needed, for your privacy and the visual health of others :-) (did a lot of traveling by train, a lot of people who live along railtracks don't have curtains ...)
Michel Guntern 9 years ago
A lot of people who live along rail tracks don't have houses.
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Maheak 9 years ago
A really hilarious post...the only thing is that all of these can be true...
Spinaap 9 years ago
I've seen funny things through windows too and learned that curtains are needed, for your privacy and the visual health of others :-) (did a lot of traveling by train, a lot of people who live along railtracks don't have curtains ...)
Michel Guntern 9 years ago
A lot of people who live along rail tracks don't have houses.
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