I’m a graphic designer, lover of vintage things and have a pretty weird/dark sense of humor. So out of all that has spawned Bad Betty’s Greeting Co.

I am obsessed with the juxtaposition of these beautiful antique florals and illustrations with modern snarky, dirty text. Actual cards are not censored!

More info: Etsy

At least it’s not syphilis

Eat a bag of *censored*

Congrats! May your labor be as easy as you were

You suck less than most people

Tis the season to get *censored*faced

In dog years you’re dead

You’re pretty *censored* awesome