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After posting a couple of illustrations on "How to be annoying" to our social networks, people around the world started sending in their own ideas for us to illustrate.

So we decided to make a official guide, just in case you might want to annoy someone. Here are our top 40.

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CaroleSarvis
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or talk to the person trying to count :-(

JohnMiller
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Random numbers does not work. You start counting but start at a different number. Works everytime.

TammyChapman
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done this to a few people before. I laughed, they didn't. : P

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    ClaudiaGarza
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why this didn't score higher? This is a huge pet-peeve of mine!

    CaroleSarvis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    infuriating and can be deceptive

    Sonia.Alexandra
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading a text 10+ times. At the end, texting back "K" (but you still didn't get what s/he texted) :))

    簡單火貓
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I could wwrriittee eevveerryy lleetteerr ttwwiiccee.

    Alisa Lehmann-Schwarz
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this, but for some reason, I always use tons of commas in my sentences instead of just a full stop.

    Chubstep
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try and make sense of these texts, but still don't know

    ItxhelJaimes
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is complicated when people does not follow simple rules.

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a proud member of the grammar police. Everyone pisses me off. And trying to send a perfectly typed text is annoying and time consuming. I hate texting, why can't people just call each other instead? Was that annoying enough for y'all?? And yes, y'all is now a word. Look it up.

    Aggiefan1999
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this a problem i completly understand this stuff aslo spelling is important

    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes a comma changes the meaning of the whole sentence, and even in the very opposite way....

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    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always type 'Okay'. And I hate it when someone answers me with a 'K'. Can they not type in just three more little letters?

    CaroleSarvis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if that was supposed to be an answer to a question I had asked I would be really annoyed

    AgnesAuxiliatrix
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guilty of doing that once or twice XD

    Sonia.Alexandra
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, no. You did not..."; It kills me every.single.time

    Good 64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make sure you occupy enough space.

    Wulfur
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I just randomly stop walking so the people behind me bump into me.

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    lemsip
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people walk slowly as they are disabled, old or tourists noticing everything. It's the groups of people deliberately walking slowly while taking up as much of the pavement as possible that annoy me.

    CaroleSarvis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also walk in a random pattern of direction

    Isabella Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.M.GOSH!!!!!! I Did that to my sister in the park she was soooo ticked of

    doge-a-saurus rex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a loooooooooooooooooooooooooot of space

    EMMA HIMES
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I always do is walk really fast until I am in front of everyone and once I am, I slow down a lot so that everyone bumps into me. It annoys people so much!!!

    EMMA HIMES
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I always do is walk really fast until I am in front of everyone, and then walk as slow as I can.

    Good 64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time i got friend then did that so no one could go around😂😂😂

    Katie Bear
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband likes to mosey. Just . . . mosey. It drives me bonkers

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    Wynk2u
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father in law will not stop talking even if we are trying to watch something. It's so aggravating.

    CaroleSarvis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or have a phone conversation, use the spice grinder or anything with a loud electric motor

    Leck Goodnough
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, you can vacuum at my house anytime you want to...because I don't want to.

    Mary Denney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what i do to clear out the room. Lol

    KatrinaGreen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad does this every day....-_-

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    NicoleKilgorePinson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate! It is like someone scratching a chalkboard with their fingernails!

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when my daughter was a newborn, (she's now 21, married and in the nursing program at her college) I wouldn't let anyone use that annoying baby talk around her. I don't even talk to my pets like that.

    CaroleSarvis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a tooth grinder from anyone older than 2 years

    EveMas
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, how I hate that! >:(

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    lemsip
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also OMG and unreal. Just as annoying as like.

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was growing up there were way to many people using the words 'like' and 'totally'. I'm guilty of using the word 'anyways', to often, especially if the sentence before it was a run-on sentence. However, there was and still is one particular word that I still think think is pretty cool. And that is the word 'Wicked'. Tells my age a bit, huh? ; )

    Wynk2u
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says I do this, but I seriously don't realize I'm saying it. Also though, there are legitimate reasons to use the word.

    Isabella Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a t.v show called the loud house the second oldest sister uses the word"like" alot

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    nancymendiburu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might as well have the mouth open , revolting !!

    ManonLeGrand
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing more irritating than the feeling that is eating next to you was actually brought up in a sty

    TammyChapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family we're always having to teach kids and teenagers to 'stop smacking'. So annoying.

    Isabella Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That totally annoys me but I do that to my worst enemy!

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    CaroleSarvis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the height of inconsideration to speak loudly when it is not neccessary and to subject other people to your environmental noise pollution

    AgnesAuxiliatrix
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom always yells over her phone while it's on speaker on full volume ( ; ; )

    SusanMoore
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people do this in the hall of my apartment building! Specially annoying when I am sleeping.

    Leck Goodnough
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the grocery store. Or a restaurant. Or the doctor's office. And people complain about lack of privacy... Once a lady was yelling so loudly that I thought she was mad at someone in the office (2 rooms away) but no, she was simply standing outside the school yelling on the phone while waiting on her child (for 15 minutes.) What has happened to the concept of private conversations?

    db52
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ever been to asia? this is the norm!

    Agnes Auxiliatrix
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom all the freaking time. It kills me

    WayneThomas
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You notice that people always talk louder on a cell phone, far louder than they would on a landline. (Do those still exist?) Guess they don't trust the phone to pick up their voice.

    VonjyMaminainaRazafimandimby
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss is doing that all the time, not even taking about work... annoying!!!

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I don't even want to hear their normal conversations.

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    CaroleSarvis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of the reasons I prefer to drive - however I have no trouble in requesting the person to remove their bag.

    lemsip
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask them to remove their bag too on a crowded train or bus with few vacant seats. But once I was on a half empty bus sitting on a front seat with my bag on the seat by me and a drunk got on and sat on my bag. I shouted at him in a loud voice especially as there were two adjacent seats further back and he could have asked me to removed the bag first. He shouted back at me that I shouldn't have had my bag on the seat in the first place. I got out of my seat and complained to the driver who refused to do anything so made a complaint the following day to an inspector at the depot.

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    Isabella Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that on the school bus and that 5th grader got soooooooooo mad at me she wanted to scream she looked like a tomato

    Georgia Stergiadis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this, but, if I see someone walk on public transport and needs a seat, I will put my bag on my lap

    gabiru
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use public transport all the time so I'm almost immune to annoying behaviours... :(

    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to hide my belly with my bag. See, it's not only about good manners. ^_-

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I have always taken a car. So glad that I got away from the big city 26 years ago. Here it takes you 20 minutes to get anywhere. And I don't mind it one bit.

    Michellequehl
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always getting mad at people I have to bus high school kids need there own routes

    lemsip
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the punctuation in your comment?

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    Wulfur
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG im like totally guilty

    Chubstep
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your trying to do an exam, this and snotty noses kill me

    NicoleKilgorePinson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irritating!! I would be very tempted to grab the pen out of someone's hand!

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that is annoying, so is the constant ticking of a regular (non-digital) clock. Especially when all you want is complete silence.

    CaroleSarvis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    past time for that person to see a psychologist for cognitive therapy

    NatassjaGarbawi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carol Sarvis they should make one of these illustrations about you...

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    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the bathroom. Makes it worse.

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just wrong, so very wrong.

    nancymendiburu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also might as well flush the toilet

    Cindy Gerardi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my these are just hilarious, but in my experience, the other person just yells at me, that's not fun!

    Good 64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no do it to an adult they will shriek I know cause i did it to my dad and make sure the washer or dryer or both are on to in the landry

    Remi Shehab
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the bathroom then lock it if you can!

    Harambe
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do it when someone's taking a shower

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    Anastasia PotatoChip
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only okay if it is YOUR bed and you will be the only one sleeping in it. Because then you're the only person who has to deal with it. :P

    Michellequehl
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so guilty I never mean to oops sorry baby

    Aarya Patel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom gets so annoyed when i do this.

    Isabella Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does that... !!annoying!!

    Good 64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would come in honey where my towel

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    ManonLeGrand
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick it in your nose or ear then ask the person to chew it!

    lemsip
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When working in an office and away from their desk it always annoys me when somebody without asking permission takes the pen off my desk to make a note and walk away with it. I don't care how up they are in the organisation I tell them not to walk away with my pen. They should carry their own pen with them or at least ask permission first to borrow somebody's pen.

    Good 64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or to your girl ffriend lol

    Georgia Stergiadis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, borrow someone's pen and never return it. Yep, it happens a lot to me

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when someone would ask to borrow an actual pencil and return it without the eraser. My daughter used to do that to me, till I put hot sauce on them. That stopped that problem. lol

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    suzemagoo
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My beloved does this with every single sip of anything liquid. Comes from having way too many hours behind a wheel drinking coffee from a lidded cup. Understandable but still. I occasionally suggest he pour-n-sip instead of "vacuum" but it only works for a while.

    Leck Goodnough
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a shrieking straw sliding up & down!

    NicoleKilgorePinson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, can't say much cause I slurp my coffee a wee bit. Anyone else doing it is annoying! (-:

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    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this... but I refer to the situation

    suzemagoo
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cherish people who can match my ability for verbal integrity. Too many tuned out people these days have a manipulative, almost deceptive style of communication. Worst remark I made (after someone offered the old adage about attracting more flies with honey rather than vinegar) was "who'd want a bunch of flies???"

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    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oops...missed a proof read part. I also meant that if they're texting someone outside the house then there should be a phone call going on, if it's that damn important! Still a major pet peeve. Cell phones are killing the actual conversations that used to happen between friends and family. Sometimes I just want to take their phones away. It's sad really. And I really miss it. : (

    Good 64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopeful your not on a date

    Georgia Stergiadis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people do that. Especially when I'm out with a group of friends, I talk to them about something really serious and then they are all on their phones checking their Facebook and inboxing other people. Really? You're out! Enjoy being out!

    Leck Goodnough
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After Thanksgiving dinner, at Grandmother's house, every young person at the table pulled out their phone as soon as they cleared their plates...and again at Christmas dinner.

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that. When you have the opportunity to speak to an actual human being you should pay attention to that person. Not stare at your phone the whole time. What can be so damn important that you should ignore the other person in the room? Or having a text thing going on with someone within the house, or the same damn room? Seriously? If it's that damn important then there should be a phone call going on. And just playing on it is unacceptable when there is someone else in the room to actually talk to. This is definitely one of my BIGGEST pet peeves. Can you tell??

    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hai, I only use Saeki (my tablet) for music, or to play dark corridors when I'm alone

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    Georgia Stergiadis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So annoying! Especially when you get two or three different or the same ones at each time. I never respond to them.

    MarinaAllemani(ReginaVeleno)
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it especially regardless of how many times those f-ing chain letters have been debunked as pointless c**p. The more, the better.

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been throwing those away since people were writing REAL letters. I love being able to push the delete button on that kind of c**p.

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    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or no uppercase at all.

    Sophia Cai
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah ikr its rly annoying when ppl text rly fast with lots of abbreviations and no caps at all and no punctuation and bad grammer like this.

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    Leck Goodnough
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I accidentally click caps lock, then I have to DELETE & RETYPE EVERYTHING in lowercase...grrr

    John“Byteman”K
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oR aNSWER wITH tHE cAPS lOCK kEY pRESSED, sO tHAT aLL wORDS aRE bACKWARD iN cASE.

    Sonia.Alexandra
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like shouting through the screen...

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmfao....is it whispering?? I kind of like to start off each sentence with an uppercase letter, then move on with lower case letters. ...lmao

    簡單火貓
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or lowercase. sdrawdrab ro ('or backwards' backwards if u didn't notice)

    Emma Stahl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Do It LiKe ThIs... or this lot abrev no punc and bad spell.

    Isabella Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DO THAT I'M ADDICTED ON PRESSING SHIFT.

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    Wynk2u
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, don't touch me.

    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm okay with people touching my hair (unless it's some potentially perverted unknown weirdo), but messing my hair is a different thing. I used to wear intentionally messed up hairstyles as a teenage though. ☻

    LeraMieRamirez
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont think so. i find this sweet.

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't touch me either. My daughter took after me in that way...she'll even tell me and her Nana not to touch her hair. I imagine the only person allowed to touch her hair is her husband, and I bet she tells him not to, except at bedtime. And Wynk2u that is exactly how she puts it "Seriously, don't touch me". lol

    Emma Stahl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i HATE my hair being toched by some rando. or any one DO NOT TTCH MY HAIR

    Good 64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my sis has makeover even when im doing school work

    Leck Goodnough
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one does this to black ladies...they wouldn't dare.

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    Wynk2u
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they don't know the words.

    AdaminaStark
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or humming to songs (especially the instrumental parts). It drives me nuts!

    Georgia Stergiadis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. Being a singer, you tend to do that.

    Leck Goodnough
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when you hang out with music theatre people...

    AdaminaStark
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or humming to the song (especially the instrumental parts). It drives me crazy!

    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one also doesn't bother me in general.

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    Isabella Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very annoying what if they picked their nose or put their fingers in their mouth

    Ann Dayes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poke someone while also giving them mint waffles.

    Peta Everton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like to be patted (pat, I don't know I'm sick and confused) or stroked. Infuriates me.

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    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spelt one of my cousins name the wrong way for years. I know it now, but I always felt bad about it, especially since she never pointed it out. People are always wanting to misspell my name or add extra letters, thinking it's short for a different name. VERY annoying.

    suzemagoo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the first valentine I sent hubby (of many happy years now) I spelled his name wrong. He kept it too!

    Amanda Friend
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get asked how to spell my last name so often, that I just spell it now out of default

    Sophia Cai
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I have a un-spellable name apparently.

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    Amanda Friend
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get asked constantly how to spell my last name

    Leck Goodnough
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it is usually an honest mistake...people can't even pronounce my first name, which is a phonetically spelled 4 letters.

    John“Byteman”K
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some time after I met her, I thought my cousin's girlfriend was "Aubrey" - I even made a gift with that spelling, and they never corrected me. Eventually, I saw the correct spelling on a Christmas Card. Next time I see them, I'll joke with them about it. Mark-Aubrey.gif Mark-Aubrey.gif

    ArnicaKhaton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I forgive people i barely know because, how are they supposed to know? But if they are a really close friend then I'll be annoyed

    MelodieJones
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll email someone, or they have my name on a list, but I usually get my name back spelled with a "Y". Do they think I'M spelling it wrong, so they make it "correct" when replying? So annoying! (Melodie)

    SusannaVesna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when ppl write your name with no capital first letter....It's like a quiet insult

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    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, there are airports that allow you to bring your own food?

    smash17
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airports do not stop you from bring your own food. They stop you from bringing water or liquids on a plane. Plus you can buy food in terminals and take it on a plane. The main restriction is flying internationally and taking certain foods (that are biosecurity risks) off a plane.

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    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would p**s me off, especially if it actually stank in a really bad way.

    KfSamandari
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the office. People do this at my work and then throw the stuff in the trash so the whole place smells nasty all day.

    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I brought sushi into school once. smelt of rice, salmon, pro=awns and seweed all day. and no-one noticed

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    smash17
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience, this is a US phenomenon. But I'm always amazed in the US by the sheer number of people who bring meals on the plane at all. Like because people can bring food on planes, we've been conditioned to think we should or we need to. I'm like "Jesus, it's just a couple of hours. Surely, you can eat before the flight and just eat a snack or two on the plane" - kind of like going to the toilet. I mean, it's not a long-haul international flight or anything.

    JainePullen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or spray the perfume you just bought!

    Michellequehl
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have made more sense if they put bus instead of plane that is one of mine

    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. Interesting. Different experiences - different perceptions.

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    Georgia Stergiadis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only on a plane, but any enclosed space!

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    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, bocchan does this... and always when there is like three people who need it

    suzemagoo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the bigger secrets to marital bliss: separate bathrooms!

    Georgia Stergiadis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loathe this. Especially, when you're out somewhere (for example: a pub or a concert hall) and all the stalls are taken and you have to wait 15 minutes before you can even use the facilities and your bladder is about to pop. Hurry up!

    TammyChapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is MY HOUSE!! Get out of there!! But, I live alone and if I do something like that my psychiatrist might worry more than normal. LOL

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    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to p**s me off all the time. Even when I was a kid, my little brother would leave it off and I would end up in trouble for it. Then I just got used to putting it up after him. He's 41 now and I'm 46. I hope for his sake that he doesn't still do this. I kind of doubt it, his wife would probably kick his a*s. lmao

    簡單火貓
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this all the time and my mom always f**ks me off for doing it

    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminded me of a song by Hladno Pivo.

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    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or make phone call to your friend while s/he is enjoying their favourite song. Make sure it's the climax part of tge song too. ☻

    Remi Shehab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they take them off to ask you what you want, say, "What do you want with me?" They'll then put their headphones back on. Keep pretending to talk to them and then they'll take them off again. Say, "What is it this time?" Repeat this over and over again until they realise you're messing with them.

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    lemsip
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you have to when the person you are talking to doesn't listen properly. I get annoyed when people working behind customer service counters and reception desks are spending ages on a phone to a customer repeating themselves because presumably the customer is asking the same questions again.

    Agnes Auxiliatrix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I tend to memorize weird things like random stories my friends told me, so when they repeat it, it bugs me

    Paylen Glover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this but on accident because i have horribale memory and i'll forget i told someone so i have to think about all the people i told already

    Remi Shehab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeat the same thing quietly but loud enough that you're heard. For reasons unknown I used to mutter easyJet under my breath all the time.

    AkiDitto
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for emphasis, EMPHASIS!

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    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not funny when you are the one that tripped and people are laughing AT you.

    Remi Shehab
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but sometimes you can't help it! And anyway you're trying to be annoying. Surely you can't stifle a giggle when someone trips over.

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    Agnes Auxiliatrix
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they do it really weirdly and it looks like theu sustained minimal damage then I'll laugh my a*s off - especially when it's my friends

    Demon_Boy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people are simply born sadists, we can't help it

    gabiru
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop myself and I totally understand if someone laughs at me when I fall.

    Wynk2u
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's terrible, but ever since I was a kid, I've had inappropriate reactions to these kinds of things. I think it stems from anxiety.

    Emma Torp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a nice trip see you next fall

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    Savdat02
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this nervous habit where I CANT HELP but tap on everything

    Leck Goodnough
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tap on your knees...they are more out of sight & not so noisy.

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    Remi Shehab
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it in a subtle manner so the others don't know you're trying to be annoying.

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    JennyMason
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has to be done, otherwise they will go around for the rest of their lives saying things wrong. I would rather someone told me than not.

    Wynk2u
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, sometimes you just have to if it's especially egregious.

    Savdat02
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry the grammar nazi can never rest

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I correct people all the time. Otherwise they'll keep doing it and it will get more annoying. There are a few members of my family who really hate it when I do it. However, my daughter (who is in college), will sometimes call me to ask the meaning of this or that and how to properly spell it. And I love it every time she does it, it makes me feel needed and smart. When I was young I ran out of things to read, so I read an entire set of encyclopedias. When I read all of those I read the dictionary. I love to read and I was really bored...lol. Years later I read a newer set of encyclopedias. I just love learning new things. And I am really proud of my daughter, she is also a bookworm and loves to learn.

    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to do that, but as a foreigner I kinda have no right to cortect native speakers of their most frequent mistakes....

    Paylen Glover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends correct my spelling or grammar i will spend the next 2 minutes yelling at them using horrible grammar and spelling like i'll spell "like" as something like "licky" and its so funny

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    Ann Dayes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they do it give them 2 dollars

    Peta Everton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My damn partner does this. He just has to walk around. Makes me anxious.

    Suzi Williamson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this or when people don't leave the room to talk on the phone, like all other rooms in the house are unoccupied, but no...

    sebaschan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hai... I can't stand it though

    MargaretAltheaElvenshadow
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that whenever I'm talking for a while! It's a habit! I don't circle OTHERS, though - I circle furniture.

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    JudeGagner
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spouse emails people at the dinner table, so now I put empty cereal boxes so that I can't see him, like my brothers and I did when we were young. lol

    Remi Shehab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my sister used to do that so we didn't have to see each other. It was kinda dumb so we stopped.

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    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people do that. Just sit down already.

    Remi Shehab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never experienced that before, but I'd assume wearing slippers that are too big for you would naturally make a shuffling sound!

    JudeGagner
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spouse does this and it drives me crazy. I want to tie his slippers onto his feet, as they're too big and he always wears them in the house .

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    DariaB
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dooo yooou have an opiniooooooon? A mind of your ooooown? I thought you were speciaaal, I thought you should knooooow" ♬♪ Sorry, I just had to. (Garbage fans will understand)

    Remi Shehab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be contrary. Say the opposite of what someone else says. I do this naturally sometimes.

    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iie(no) but I give it anyway :p

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    MarciaBrenner
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some unknown reason I hum my way through the grocery store.

    cyan fletcher
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmhmm hmmmmmmmmm

    Isabella Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for some reason our teachers don't let me do this

    Remi Shehab
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just humming doesn't work on everyone. You can hum out of tune - that's super annoying, or you can hum in tune, but some really annoying, outdated or catchy tune (for instance, Shotgun, George Ezra or Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley. Make sure you hum the climax part of the tune. If you do do one of these, be prepared for it to get lodged in your head for the next three or four hours.

    sebaschan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lipsync to songs... especially those from Kuroshitsuji or by Yuya Matsushita

    JohnDoe
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once sat next to a guy who used to chew gum and makes this annoying clicking sound with it, and it drove me nuts!

    MehmetBayburt
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my co-worker and yes it is so disturbing to listen to someone humming all day long

    Michellequehl
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My step dad is the worst for that random notes it's not even a song so annoying

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    AndreasPedersen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This only applies to USA, where asking "how are you" just small talk. Outside USA, it's seen as a bit funny..

    JohnDoe
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually depends on the context of the conversation, and the person saying it.

    gabiru
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this answer because the most common answer in my country is: "meh, so so" (even if you've just won the lottery!).

    sebaschan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bocchan also says that. but I say maa maa as it means so-so.

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    John“Byteman”K
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, I'll answer, "Can't complain." Then after a pause, I'll add, "Who'd listen?"

    Remi Shehab
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just so dumb. It doesn't even make sense. Some other dumb answers: dunno, can't disagree with you there, I guess, I s'pose so, uh huh, I think so, whatever, eh?!, what are you talking about?, or even answer in another language altogether. (One that's not very common like Hebrew or Farsi, not French or Spanish because they're likely to know what you're talking about).

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    AshleyBrien
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog locks himself in the bathroom if I do this

    It's Caturday
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg hahahah that's hilarious! And frustrating, for you.

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    Remi Shehab
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After you've just done a number two

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nasty. At least use the Lysol or the Febreeze in there. Damn.

    Wulfur
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only in public places with dirty bathrooms

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    SusannaVesna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My manager keeps scratching his back on the door frame when he comes to talk to me! I told him I will buy him a scratch stick!

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    AlisonGrace
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is using exclamation marks annoying?

    TammyChapman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use exclamation marks. But I don't use them all the time. Just when I am trying to make a point or draw attention to what I posted.

    Michellequehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! There great! Cause every sentence is exciting! (Sarcasm)

    簡單火貓
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see what i mean? it's not ANNOYING

    doge-a-saurus rex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use them EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Arpi Veres
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations now you know how to be a asshole :D

    Remi Shehab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exclamation marks are good, so are hashtags, question marks at random intervals, emojis really get on my nerves, commas and full stops in the middle of a sentence. If you really want to get on somebody's nerves, don't put a space between each word!

    Samantha
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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