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After the Titanic hit an iceberg during her maiden voyage to New York City, the musicians decided to do their part while the crew loaded the lifeboats. Looking to soothe everyone's nerves, they continued to play as the ship sunk lower and lower into the ocean. All 8 musicians perished that night in the sea.

Such heroism is hard to match, but there is a select breed of people who remain calm in all sorts of ridiculous and weird situations. And many of them end up featured in the subreddit r/hmmm. Continue scrolling and check out these bad*sses!

#1

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Ciara Stone
Community Member
5 years ago

Idk why I find this funny but that guy is someone I'd totally be friends with

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    #2

    Hmmm

    porr1t0 Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Adapt, improvise, overcome.

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    #3

    Hmmm

    Apostjustforthis Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The best snoozes are done in the presence of cats.

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    #4

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    naranman314 Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That escalated quickly ...

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    #5

    Hmmm

    PB_Monk3y Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This captures my high school experience.

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    #6

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    RocketRambo Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A keeper.

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    #7

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    dizzydwarf28 Report

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I bet he also does naruto running in his spare time.

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    #8

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    digeratisensei Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    pew pew

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    #9

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    reddit.com Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Priorities!

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    #10

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    FortPhoenix Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Ahh, they found it

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    #11

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    CamTheChest Report

    Yettichild
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Run Indy!

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    #12

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    lewisyext Report

    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "We're the firestarters, twisted firestarters"

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    #13

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    ab436m Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is sparta!!

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    #14

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    reddit.com Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, let that man ahead!

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    #15

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    smilon1 Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I need the backstory!

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

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    MrMariomans Report

    Pillowhead
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done But when I call, you never seem to be home

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    #17

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    itsyaboy_spidey Report

    Judy Dunlevy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Really long movie or triple feature

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    #18

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    barbadosas Report

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    In case someone can’t find the odd thing: His shadow.

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    #19

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    No.Mad Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's a great book.

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    #20

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    eratropicoil Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This makes me want to run just looking at it.

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    #21

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    ItsMOLESTIO Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mystique?

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    #22

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    Maelarion Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Here's johnny.

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    #23

    "Ok, Try It Now!"

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    twoflowerAUT
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That is the trunk. Engine is in the back.

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    #24

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    ilikemountaingoats Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How to sneak your dog into the movies without paying.

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    #25

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    itsyaboy_spidey Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ah hah, caught red mouthed.

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    #26

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    12321232123212321a Report

    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Emperor Palpatine, fish lord

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    #27

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    bigbigbigwow Report

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Highhhh....

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    #28

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    loishark Report

    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    BUSTED!!

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    #29

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    CamTheChest Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Trump when the democrats told him no

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    #30

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    fvck3dup Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    wake up hooman and feed me!

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    #31

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    Vozzingen Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Smol ^_^

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    #32

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    necromimi Report

    TexasPK
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks like one of the Late Show With David Letterman stunts. He would send a bunch of clowns into a restaurant one at a time to see how many would fit. He also sent mascots of one fast food place into a competitor's restaurants. Miss his stunts.

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    #33

    Hmmm

    MaminPapka Report

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is mass murder attempt

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    #34

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    OldToast1234 Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Preparing for gorilla warfare

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    #35

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    reddit.com Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    everything is a d*ldo/b*ttpl*g if you're brave enough

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    #36

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    LiberatorFalcon Report

    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    me and my bank account

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    #37

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    gramadaru Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Guy Fiery you say? Ok, great, now let me finish my giant burger blonde-electricized-hair-man.

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    #38

    The New Ultrabook Every College Student Needs.

    breaking_jackpots Report

    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    watching bear grills on a laptop

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    #39

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    CosmicKeys Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    if you have never been arrested in preschool, you haven't lived at all.

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    #40

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    Shimnii Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The cop is obviously posing for a photo.

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    #41

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    Joejoeswanson Report

    John Hopkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Counter strike de_dust2 counter terrorist starting point to the left down a ramp

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    #42

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    Commando2352 Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What a way to protest traffic

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    #43

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    EmotionLotionSkylerJ Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Never sleep again!

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    #44

    Spotted On The 109 Tram

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I did this. Once you are sitting nobody cares anymore. Nowdays most likly people won't even notice.

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    #45

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    Abigail Moses
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    omg thats my ex

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    #46

    Hmmm

    CoconutMilks Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hare today...

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    #47

    Hmmm

    worx777 Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A caring husband

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    #48

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    daddywang Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me trying to read a whole semester's work a night before exam.

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    #49

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    Bongnazi Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That is super impressive chalk art.

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    #50

    Hmmm

    simpletonsavant Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's one tall baby!

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    #51

    My Coworker Decided He Wanted A Standing Desk

    tsaven Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Keep the monitor at eye level they said.

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    #52

    Hmmm

    SadCrab_ Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You have managed 1 million steps today!

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    #53

    Hmmm

    Negative_Mussel Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ruh-roh!

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    #54

    Hmmm

    reddit.com Report

    Lavendar rose
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    She is so high!!

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    #55

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    TheOriginalJunglist Report

    Pillowhead
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Isn't this from The Haunting of Hill House?

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    #56

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    ninzmrqz Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Linda Blair's son

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    #57

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    Lamp512 Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    For those who ordered extra onions.

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    #58

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    Nero420 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hope he got out before the truck got to him. I guess he could just duck but still a close call.

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    #59

    Hmmm

    fine_shrine Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sigourney weaver behind the scenes

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    #60

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    sirhcthatsme Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Chillin' by the pool...

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    #61

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    rjw223 Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The fisherman delivered!

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    #62

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    jeuw1 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Could he not get out coz it was too slippery? Usually you just do a little run up to get out.

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    #63

    Hmmm

    Iterrynand Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow, that's just sad. What would be worse is if they were texting each other.

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    #64

    House Across The Street Is Burning. Fire Trucks, Police Cars, Flames...my Kid Gives Zero Fucks. She Wants To Swing.

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Probably to calm the child

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