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Baker Just Wanted To Deliver Bagels, Lawyers Turn It Into Corporate Comedy Gold
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Baker Just Wanted To Deliver Bagels, Lawyers Turn It Into Corporate Comedy Gold

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While most of us just want to get through our day and do our jobs, there’s always that one person who seems determined to make things more complicated than they need to be. You know the type, enforcing rules that don’t really matter, or creating drama where none exists.

In one hilarious story, a baker found himself in exactly that situation while delivering a massive catering order. A security guard refused to let him park in a designated spot, sparking unnecessary tension. But the twist? The baker’s clients happened to be lawyers, and they decided to handle the situation in the most brilliantly petty way possible. By “hiring” the baker on the spot, they turned a parking dispute into an unforgettable moment of workplace justice. Keep scrolling to see how it all went down.

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    Huge deliveries can be stressful, especially when there’s too much to carry, too little time, and no one around to help. 

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    In one such instance, a baker shared how their lawyer clients hilariously took matters into their own hands after a security guard refused to let them use a parking spot during a big delivery run

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    Gen Z is often accused of lacking motivation, which can sometimes lead to job terminations

    While the baker in this story wasn’t actually fired, the real world has seen quite a few people lose their jobs lately. According to the 2021 edition of the ILO Monitor, around 114 million people globally lost their jobs, mostly because of lockdowns and shutdowns during the pandemic. That number paints a harsh reality of how fragile the job market can be. From sudden layoffs to company-wide downsizing, no one was completely safe. 

    The pandemic may have been an unprecedented event, but firings didn’t stop there. According to a recent Inc. article, 60% of employers have admitted to firing Gen Z employees they’ve hired. The workforce has changed, younger employees approach work differently, and not every boss is thrilled about that. Many Gen Z workers are more vocal about boundaries, mental health, and flexibility. So when their expectations clash with traditional management styles, things can get messy.

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    One of the most common complaints older generations have about Gen Z? A so-called “lack of motivation.” But there’s more to the story. Deloitte found that Gen Z actually values companies that care: about people, the planet, and purpose. So, maybe it’s not laziness; maybe it’s self-preservation. Why pour your heart into a system that doesn’t give much stability or meaning in return? This generation grew up watching burnout culture in action, and they’re choosing not to repeat it.

    Gone are the days of glorifying 80-hour workweeks and “sleep is for the weak” slogans. Gen Z is rewriting the rulebook on work-life balance. They believe work should fit into life, not consume it entirely. From flexible hours to remote options, they’re pushing back against the outdated idea that being constantly available equals productivity. And honestly, they might be onto something.

    Another common reason people get fired? Misusing company time. Whether it’s spending hours scrolling social media, taking long breaks, or using work computers for side hustles, it’s an issue that spans generations. The modern workplace runs on accountability, and employers are keeping closer tabs than ever before. It’s not just about slacking off, it’s about trust. And once that’s broken, it’s hard to rebuild.

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    However, employees are occasionally wrongfully terminated even when they perform their duties well

    Underperformance remains one of the most common reasons for termination, no matter the industry. It’s not always about laziness, sometimes it’s a mismatch of expectations, training, or even management style. When employees don’t achieve their goals, it can lead to losses for the company. Organizations need people they can rely on to meet expectations and keep operations running smoothly.

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    Some things never change, stealing is still one of the biggest red lines at any job. Whether it’s office supplies, confidential data, or company funds, employers have zero tolerance for it. And with security systems and tracking tools getting smarter, it’s harder than ever to get away with it. Beyond the legal side, it’s a major breach of trust. Once someone’s caught stealing, their reputation rarely recovers, no matter how small the act seems.

    But not every firing is justified. Wrongful termination, when an employee is fired unfairly or for illegal reasons, remains a serious concern. From discrimination to retaliation, there are countless cases of people being let go under shady circumstances. In some cases, people win back their jobs or compensation after a fight.

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    In this particular case, the quick hire-and-fire was a one-time, creative solution. The lawyers handled the situation brilliantly, turning a potentially stressful conflict into a clever resolution. It’s a reminder that sometimes thinking outside the box can solve problems in unexpected ways. What are your thoughts on this scenario? Wouldn’t it be amazing if more conflicts could be resolved with such wit and efficiency?

    Many readers couldn’t help but laugh at the whole incident

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    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate security who take their jobs seriously but obviously not the ones who go on power trips and think they're actual LEOs.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far, two percent of Pandas say they’d “have done the same,” which doesnt surprise me anymore now that I’m aware how many Pandas side with 100% certified аssholes, abusers (of wives, children, or wives and children, as well as the elderly and disabled), cheaters, driveway stealers, work fridge thieves, and so on and so forth. There is no one SO rotten that you can’t find Pandas who’ll side with ‘em! 🥵

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    megabeth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was really well written. I might have a crush on the baker that does everything but bake. Very cute.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute story but why didn't the Baker (who I assume did the deliveries before since the law firm is a regular) tell the guy where to park and how to use the elevator? Because I can't believe they always used to walk up nine flights of stairs?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second paragraph, first sentence: “I had never delivered to BD&H before.”

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    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam could have checked with one phone call but chose to be the a*****e.

    Antoinette the Red
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am having trouble believing this story as I work in admin corporate. There is no way this guy got a parking permit, an employee ID and an access card to the elevator in the time it took to deliver breakfast, among other issues that made it sketchy. But a fun read, anyway!

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. It’s always disappointing when someone hasta complain about the rare wonderful story thanks to a lack of imagination, experience, or both. Either Bob handed all of his own to the baker, or the receptionist did. Baker was only gonna have ‘em for a brief time, so a quick loan wasn’t gonna inconvenience anyone. Sam was in no position to say “Hey! That’s not kosher! They don’t have Baker’s name or photograph on ‘em!” but even if he’d said that, the only proper response would have been to laugh heartily in his face because he can’t tell ANYONE how to run his business. (Yeah, I’m aware that Sam tries anyway, but even if he *had* said that, it’d have ruined the story because that’d be crossing waaay too far over the line from “Plausible” to “HIGHLY UNLIKELY.”)

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loathe jobsworths like Sam.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What right would a security guard have to deny the driver being hired on the spot? Something is off about this story

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you *honestly* never met someone whose imaginary power has gone to his theoretical brain? If you truly haven’t, then I envy you not having had to deal with the frustration such small people engender, but I also feel a little sad that you haven’t your own hilarious stories to tell about them!

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    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate security who take their jobs seriously but obviously not the ones who go on power trips and think they're actual LEOs.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far, two percent of Pandas say they’d “have done the same,” which doesnt surprise me anymore now that I’m aware how many Pandas side with 100% certified аssholes, abusers (of wives, children, or wives and children, as well as the elderly and disabled), cheaters, driveway stealers, work fridge thieves, and so on and so forth. There is no one SO rotten that you can’t find Pandas who’ll side with ‘em! 🥵

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    megabeth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was really well written. I might have a crush on the baker that does everything but bake. Very cute.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute story but why didn't the Baker (who I assume did the deliveries before since the law firm is a regular) tell the guy where to park and how to use the elevator? Because I can't believe they always used to walk up nine flights of stairs?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second paragraph, first sentence: “I had never delivered to BD&H before.”

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    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam could have checked with one phone call but chose to be the a*****e.

    Antoinette the Red
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am having trouble believing this story as I work in admin corporate. There is no way this guy got a parking permit, an employee ID and an access card to the elevator in the time it took to deliver breakfast, among other issues that made it sketchy. But a fun read, anyway!

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. It’s always disappointing when someone hasta complain about the rare wonderful story thanks to a lack of imagination, experience, or both. Either Bob handed all of his own to the baker, or the receptionist did. Baker was only gonna have ‘em for a brief time, so a quick loan wasn’t gonna inconvenience anyone. Sam was in no position to say “Hey! That’s not kosher! They don’t have Baker’s name or photograph on ‘em!” but even if he’d said that, the only proper response would have been to laugh heartily in his face because he can’t tell ANYONE how to run his business. (Yeah, I’m aware that Sam tries anyway, but even if he *had* said that, it’d have ruined the story because that’d be crossing waaay too far over the line from “Plausible” to “HIGHLY UNLIKELY.”)

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loathe jobsworths like Sam.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What right would a security guard have to deny the driver being hired on the spot? Something is off about this story

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you *honestly* never met someone whose imaginary power has gone to his theoretical brain? If you truly haven’t, then I envy you not having had to deal with the frustration such small people engender, but I also feel a little sad that you haven’t your own hilarious stories to tell about them!

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