We’ve probably all witnessed the havoc a misplaced comma can wreak on an innocent sentence. “Let’s eat, Grandma” and “Let’s eat Grandma” are one small mark apart, but only one of them sounds like a line from Hannibal Lecter.
But there’s another punctuation mishap we see all the time, on signs, menus, storefronts, packaging, you name it: the misuse of quotation marks. Somewhere along the way, people decided these little curls were a handy way to add emphasis. The problem? They do draw attention to the words inside them, but not in the way anyone intended. A bar advertising “happy” hour suddenly sounds a lot more depressing, while a deli promising “fresh” sandwiches has us thinking twice about ordering. There are plenty more where those came from, so keep scrolling.
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Bulletin
"Officer"
Beware Of Dog
Some might think punctuation marks are awfully small things to get worked up about, especially when texting seems to have made punctuation optional, at best. But as Louis Menand writes for The New Yorker, punctuation has evolved over centuries, “giving sentences rhythm, shape, and meaning.” And it turns out some of us still (over)think about punctuation a great deal. Morgan McMurrin explored this in a 2025 Parade article, even getting a psychologist to weigh in. And honestly? I’ve never felt more seen.
I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
The Quotation Marks On This Sign Gives It A Malevolent Undertone
It helps to know I’m not the only one who’s written an email or message and then sat staring at it, agonizing over its punctuation. Does that sentence really warrant an exclamation point? Should I move it somewhere else? How many are too many? You don’t want to seem “overexcited,” as Nitsuh Abebe writes for The New York Times Magazine. But the alternative isn't necessarily safer: A plain old period can seem “too brusque. Too cold. Too testy.”
Man, I Could Really Go For A Starbucks, You Know?
Yes, Officer, I'm "21"
I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
Does this mean there are ways to pay at this store without using money?
“It has been this way since soon after the smartphone arrived,” Abebe explains, “when older Americans started getting the unwelcome news that ending their messages with periods was a grave faux pas.” He goes on to describe a “new tonal consensus” in which the period came to seem “pointed, stern, passive-aggressive.” In other words, it had acquired a “newfound role as a jerk.”
That Is Unsettling
Now Im Uncomfortable
Ironic that "Prepare for the unexpected" is one of the bylines XD
Ah, Yes. “Ice” For My “Iced” Drink. Definitely Not Anything Else…
Research suggests this perception can affect how we interpret messages. A 2015 study led by Binghamton University psychology professor Celia Klin found that text messages ending in a period were perceived as less friendly and sincere than those without one, as NPR reported. As Florence Hazrat, author of On the Mark: From Periods to Interrobangs, How Punctuation Remade the World, puts it in a quote cited by The New Yorker, “The polite way to be rude now is to use correct punctuation.”
The Authorities Have Got Wise To Our "Dance Parties"
No Thanks...
Sir This Is The "Police"
The same punctuation mark one person uses to end a sentence without a second thought can leave someone else wondering whether they’ve done something wrong. As a result, as Abebe puts it, our anxieties about tone have “skipped right over the content of our messages to the characters that end them.” Suddenly, those tiny marks don’t seem so insignificant, do they?
Yes, Yes. "Your Business."
This Sign Has Been In My Family Since I Was A Kid And Was Passed On To Me By My Dad When My Wife And I Married
There Were Little “Notes” Like This All Over The “Airbnb” My “Friend” Stayed At Lmao
Quotation marks bring their own set of complications and can leave readers wondering what a writer really means. June Casagrande, author of The Best Punctuation Book, Period., touched on the issue in a column for the Los Angeles Times, noting that quotation marks are often misused, sometimes with comic effect. She also noted that single quotation marks—what she calls “quotation marks lite”—often escape the same scrutiny. “They are misused at least as often as regular quotation marks, probably more. But no one pays much attention, perhaps because these errors seem only about 50% as funny,” she says.
Suspicious Quotation Marks
Sure You Do
This Sounds Like A Secretive Way To Tell Me To Poison Someone
Casagrande outlines the “sanctioned” uses for quotation marks, explaining that “Regular quotation marks have several jobs.” They can indicate direct speech, draw attention to a word being discussed as a word, or signal irony. That last use is what makes some of these examples so unintentionally funny: quotation marks can make a perfectly ordinary description sound questionable, as though the writer is casting doubt on the very word they’ve chosen.
I Have So Many Questions For Whoever Made This Sign At My Work
"Patients"
Uhm
Take a word that usually inspires confidence, for instance. Put it in quotation marks, and suddenly that confidence can evaporate. The marks might suggest the writer is being ironic, is using the word loosely, or is casting doubt on the claim altogether. Of course, the person who put them there may have intended none of these things. But as readers, we don’t have access to that intention; we can only interpret what’s in front of us—and sometimes, a pair of tiny punctuation marks can cast an unexpectedly large (and hilarious) shadow of doubt.
"Banned"
I "Need" This "Poster" To Use "Quotation" Marks "Correctly"
As Opposed To The Meat Filled “Avocados”?
Well, if you know the origin of the word "avocado", then yes, there ARE meat-filled "avocados" out there XD
“The Wearer Of This Helmet Still “Lives” -Wear Yours-“ 1952 Korean War
Probably Offering Food, But Whether It Qualifies As Cuisine Is Up For Debate
You Know
I'm more irritated by the use of superscript on one date but not on the other!
Norwich University: Their "Limits" Can Be Stretched
So many bad things went through the gutter that is my mind upon reading this one XD
How?
I would love to name a boat or a restaurant or something "Frank's Accidental Salmon" XD But apparently it's a reference to some Tesco marketing campaign where your friend and mine, Frank, accidentally broke a whole salmon fillet, but rescued it by turning it into some sort of salmon Wellington abomination, as seen in the photo.
This Is True Of Most Of The Truck Drivers... At Least Where I'm From
My Guess Is The Adult Section
At Least We Know It'll Be Professionally Done
Ummm... Nope... I'll Hold It For The Real Restrooms
Ummm. So Breakfast?
Don’t Use Your “Feet” Please
Okay, I'll use my shoes. They happen to be ON my feet, but I'm not USING my feet!
I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
I’m Not A Fan Of Rabbit “Teeth”
Til That A Strawberry Is Not An Actual Berry But A Banana Is
Some Folks Who Really Don't Want You To Touch Anything But They Are Not That Committed To Being Polite About I
Have A "Safe" 4th Of July Everyone!
Found This At The Secondary School I Had To Drop Out Of Due To Bullying
This is correct. They are quoting their Ofstead rating, and as it's a quote of the final score, it belongs in quotation marks.
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That tacked-on "laughter" at the end feels more like a slash command in an MMO or an RP action like ::laughter:: or /laughter.
Every Man Knows What This Really Means
Not The TV Show
Mmm. "Coffee"
"Fast Frank" Electric Hot Dog Cooker
Hmmm
Nope, doesn't belong on this list. That's a slogan or motto, not suspicious quotations around one word that changes the meaning of the entire phrase.
I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
I Want To Touch It
This list is so much better than all the articles about awful people being awful.
This list is so much better than all the articles about awful people being awful.
