50 Times People Delivered Such Epic Burns, Even Their Enemies Laughed (New Pics)

That’s a great idea.

I do not have children, but I bought my sister a revolver, and taught her how to use it, how to shot count, and how to speedload under duress. I also taught her to aim low, while engaging target, traversing upwards, and in groups of three. I also got her a pair of knuckles, and punch blade.

The problem we have in this country that instead of teaching boys how to be men, we only teach them not to be women.

Too bad your father didn’t teach you to be a better man.

I'm not with the guy, nor with the girl. But there are coments that i think they cross the line. Maybe i can't understand them because im not north american. In any case no one should wish violence to another human being....

That is a really good point.

My mother's fridge bleeps when it thinks you've left it open too long. I did not know this, and I scurried round the house trying to work out which alarm was going off, having left the fridge door open because I was in a panic.

Enough already. I so looked forward to technology because of Star Trek, but it's making us helpless animals instead of expanding us as a species.

We can make little mechanisms that close entry doors. Heck, we can even make kitchen drawers close themselves with just a tiny push! Why don't we have fridges that close their goddämn doors already?!

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Great point

A-effing-men!

Hmm. Food for thought.

Or a bus 🤦‍♂️

Tell that to a Marine!

Non-wussies wouldn't take a noble historical symbol such as the Gadsten Flag (the icon above) and subvert it into a bigoted and racist symbol, but there you go, I guess.

Nasty, but throughly deserved.

I totally b*tched out some entitled f'ckn Karen at the grocery store. She was yelling at two Hispanic ladies for speaking in their native language, like privately, to each other. So I asked the beeotch: if you and a friend (assuming you have any) were in Paris, would you & the hypothetical friend be speaking French? She kind of sputtered and I said - "Oh, so you ONLY speak English, don't you?" One of the Hispanic ladies spoke up and said, "It must be so difficult growing up in a third world country. I not only speak Spanish - I also speak English, French AND Portuguese. How many languages do YOU speak?" I bought them both coffees.

Freedom of speech in the US doesn't mean freedom of speech only in English. You can speak whatever language you want, f**k the old bag in the wheelchair

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While I do think "burn" is in order, this reads suspiciously like one of those "OMG my kid said this" stories.

ouch!

Pass the ice for this burn

Oooooo! OUCH...

Great burn!

get the aloe! someone's got a burn

And we have a winner!

Well, tit for tat.

Oh, bless.

Ouch! That ought to build some character!

I was considerably older than my fellow college students who razzed me for being old. My response: you do understand you're looking at your future.

Just wanted to point out the uncensored use of 'wank' up there.

Don't bother, this is not true. They got their calculations wrong.

Compare the carbon footprint of watching a movie online vs traveling roundtrip to a theater to watch one. Fact is that the 1% create more carbon emissions than the poorest 66%. That includes our favorite celebrities we're watching on Netflix.

Sort of like how every six months, I see another news story giving me instructions on how to clean and sort my garbage. Maybe I wouldn't have to spastically cleanse and dry my debris if plastic was not in every d**n thing I buy. Everything. From food to clothing to dirt and rocks, I end up with a piece of plastic that I now have to figure out how to dispose of - Properly! Even when I buy absolutely nothing, I somehow manage to drag home multiple pieces of plastic that has clung to me as I walk around my neighborhood doing nothing. Wouldn't the simpler solution be to tell the dozen companies that make plastic to stop making plastic. Or make better plastic. Plastic that wasn't totally ruined by the very thing they were designed for. They've only had 50 d**n years to figure this s**t out. It's almost like they weren't even trying to fix the problem they created.

Let's stop perpetuating the myth about dinosaurs being the source of petroleum

Tell their family they love them XD

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I swear my IQ gets lower ever time I open this site. You don't want to see it but you can't look away. What kind of exostential algorithm of circular logic are we caught in here? :Spelling