Colorado Man Is Putting Up The Funniest Signs, And Here Are 40 Of The Best New Ones

For shizzle

Took me a moment...

Add a bay leaf, but be careful more people are more toxic than they used to be.

ROTFLMAO 😄

I have an issue with this sign, text stop to cancel.

The stripper there is disappointing too.

Don't get me started on what makes a hormone.

Did my wife write this?

yes.

well, in that case…

Had to look up "401k". Here we call it "super", man.

Heavier on debt these days tho 🤷‍♂️ 🤣

It is all adding up.

i can’t say whether this is funny or not 🤷‍♀️ /s

He's not wrong 😁

Did it work?

I mean-

Upon reflection it is a good job. You should look into it.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around 🤣(at #16 so this probably on the list lol)

Lol why did I just sing that to myself out loud?

me but with sand 😭

He is carrying extra weight in No Time to Diet.

O SNAPper.

Subtle!

Why does a chicken coop always only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!!

Gone.

I have a brown one….

Every day I ride the apathy bus.... So I can car less

Classic

Doesn't it tho? And collectors.

*deep voice* hur hur hur

I thought I saw some Nabisco cookies... but they were Fig Newtons of my imagination

The whole thing.

True story, I told one of my college professors "a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother" and the professor put his head in his arms for like 5 minutes 😂

So all the Eves will be there too. ;)

I watched the documentary on the Titan sub disaster.... It was crushing.... (Too soon ?)

From Norway and this took a bit to get!

It made me run way faster.

I didn't see the L when I first read it.

Huh?

TO THOSE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND: Boxers are those underwear that are like shorts. Briefs are a bri'ish word for underwear.

Hehehe... Brain biopsy... Hehehe... Price of a mind... Hehehehehehe

Silly, your support to *WRITE* with the ketchup. Oh well, you have some catching up to do now.

And Knobs

Americans

Also, where she gonna put the damn torch and book? Also, ummm, I don't know how to say this, She's rusty.

I told you a billion times to never exaggerate…

In happiness? Karma? Nope, just plain old WTHN

My grandma hated typos. They then misspelled her name on her grave.

It was also a really funny show

I needed my wizard's robe mended so I asked the evil seamstress to perform some stitchcraft on it..

"we're not heating the street!"

bored p and a’s unite 😔🤞

F**k new nightmare unlocked

I Fought The Lawn and The Lawn Won !

Okay, this one made me chuckle a bit

When it can read the "adopted" signs on the side of the road

My doctor said to avoid Trans Fats... So I cancelled dinner with my overweight crossdressing friend...

🤔

To the person who stole my antidepressants... I hope you're happy

Just don't trust atoms.... They make up everything..

Yes, but were the teeth and nails their's?

For mine it's the first!

No, it wouldn't.

This one bugs me.

Anytime a childhood song plays...