57 Times Vets Heard Such Brilliant And Bizarre Pet Names That They Just Had To Share Them
Deciding on a name for your pet is a big deal. You’re choosing a moniker that they’ll have for the rest of their lives. And your creativity and wit might just brighten up someone else’s day.
X users inspired owners to share the funny, ridiculous, and awesome names they’ve given their pets that ended up making their veterinarians and vet pharmacists laugh way harder than they expected to. Scroll down for some wholesomeness and a big dollop of inspiration.
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My old gray cat was named Wintressia. I got her when I was 15 or 16 and sort of made up the name - I was into Dungeons and Dragons at that time and I got her in the winter, so I kinda just made a fantasy-sounding edit to the word "winter", lol. I pronounced her name "win-tress-ee-uh", but (understandably) the vet staff used to struggle with pronouncing it when getting called back into the room. So we just all started calling her "Win-Win" for short XD
If you love animals and want to work with them, there are tons of different career paths open to you. Just two impactful choices you can make are working as a veterinarian or vet pharmacist. That being said, these jobs come with lots of responsibilities and can be demanding and emotionally exhausting. So, being resilient, having a good sense of humor, and looking for opportunities to laugh really does make a difference.
Veterinary pharmacists are basically professionals who create, manage, and distribute medication meant for animals.
In short, vet pharmacists do a wide range of tasks. As Indeed explains, they consult veterinarians about pet medicine dosages and side effects, study dose and distribution regulatory directives, and supervise and train vet and pharmacist technicians.
What’s more, they develop new medication formulas and test them to ensure safety, track and manage medical inventory, and educate consumers about the proper disposal of medication.
Yep, we have to say "pickup for Stilgar Carlson" at the Costco pharmacy when we pick up his Keppra XD (anti-seizure medication, also used in humans as well.) My ex and I were never married, so my dog-son took my last name, of course :p
Some of the most important skills for veterinary pharmacists to have are being organized, having good attention to detail, and being adaptable.
In other words, pharmacists must be able to organize their time in such a way that they can efficiently fill prescriptions and manage orders, take care of the inventory, and order new medications.
“In the pharmacy setting, there can be many types of medications that look the same, so it's important that pharmacists use organizational skills to ensure they label and store them correctly,” Indeed points out.
Meanwhile, to do well in this career, you need to be detail-oriented. Your patients need to receive the correct medication and dosages, which is a significant responsibility.
My puppy is named Trixiebell Cindy Lou Who but she answers to Princess P00p-a-Loop. BP we are censoring p00p, now?
What’s more, safety is paramount, and you need to ensure that the medications you prescribe don’t conflict when taken together.
In terms of adaptability, pharmacists need to be able to react to new situations and adjust accordingly, Indeed stresses. This means staying calm under pressure, using your critical thinking skills, and quickly implementing solutions to problems.
If you decide that being a vet pharmacist isn’t quite right for you and want to be a veterinarian instead, it’s essential that you don’t overly romanticize the career.
Yes, you’ll be working with lots of animals and making the world a better place. However, the job itself is incredibly demanding, emotionally draining, and can be a source of lots of tension. But vets might not always be the best at gauging what’s causing them the most stress.
For example, one recent study found that most veterinarians think that their biggest job-related burdens are bureaucracy, animal suffering, and communication with pet owners.
In reality, though, it’s financial concerns that have a much bigger negative impact on vets’ mental health than bureaucratic issues.
Other work-related challenges that vets face are emotional attachments, large workloads, burnout, client expectations, financial constraints, and ethical dilemmas.
What’s more, they also have to deal with legal and professional pressure, potential compassion fatigue, and issues arising from team dynamics.
That’s why vets need to prioritize self-care, emotional boundaries, and self-awareness consistently.
Visits to the vet clinic can set you back a lot of money, but it all depends on where you live, the issue itself, and whether or not it’s an emergency.
As reported by Forbes, based on its analysis of cost data from Banfield Pet Hospital, the average cost of a vet visit is roughly $61. And yet, the cost can be significantly higher.
Getting your pet vaccinated might cost between $25 and $50, while a basic health exam might set you back between $50 and $250, Forbes explains.
Diagnostic tests can cost hundreds of dollars. Treating serious illnesses or dealing with an ingested object, however, can set you back thousands of dollars.
A visit to the emergency room might set you back around $125. Hospitalizing your pet can cost over $700. And advanced surgery or specialty care might cost a jaw-dropping sum of money: over $4,000.
“As a concerned pet parent, your pet’s health is a top priority, but at the same time, these expenses can burn your savings,” Forbes notes.
Once you’ve finished reading through this list and upvoting your favorite pet names, we’d like to hear from you in the comments!
Which of these names did you love the most and why? How did you come up with your pets’ names? Have you ever considered a career working with animals, as a vet or vet pharmacist?
I remember when my ex couldn't pick up Stilgar's meds because he didn't know Stilgar's birthdate XD Stilgar is our dog. I, of course, know all of my pet-childrens' birthdates XD
My cat’s names are: Chairman Meow, Margaret Scratcher, Winston Furchill, and George Pawshington.
We've had Pest, Useless, Nonsense, Miss Underfoot, Captain Underpants (my son's contribution), Getouttahere (AKA Gets) and Mr. Floofykins, among others. The vets always wanted to know what name we decided on.
When my dog Fenring found my youngest two kittens in the backyard, the girl kitten was hissy and swatty and stood in front of her brother despite being the significantly-smaller kitten. I jokingly called her "Spicy" the first few days, thinking I would eventually find a real name for her. Nope! XD That's it, that's her name now and forever. She isn't even spicy any more, she's a cuddlebug, but the nickname stuck XD So I feel you!
Load More Replies...I have a rooster caller Sir Cluckington, cats called Miss Gracie and Flickmeister, 3 dogs called Buddy, Orangeman and nooni, a white pony called ebony, an evil pony called bambi, an incredibly large wether called Dexter and a lovely ewe known as mother
My cat’s names are: Chairman Meow, Margaret Scratcher, Winston Furchill, and George Pawshington.
We've had Pest, Useless, Nonsense, Miss Underfoot, Captain Underpants (my son's contribution), Getouttahere (AKA Gets) and Mr. Floofykins, among others. The vets always wanted to know what name we decided on.
When my dog Fenring found my youngest two kittens in the backyard, the girl kitten was hissy and swatty and stood in front of her brother despite being the significantly-smaller kitten. I jokingly called her "Spicy" the first few days, thinking I would eventually find a real name for her. Nope! XD That's it, that's her name now and forever. She isn't even spicy any more, she's a cuddlebug, but the nickname stuck XD So I feel you!
Load More Replies...I have a rooster caller Sir Cluckington, cats called Miss Gracie and Flickmeister, 3 dogs called Buddy, Orangeman and nooni, a white pony called ebony, an evil pony called bambi, an incredibly large wether called Dexter and a lovely ewe known as mother
