98 Funny Japanese Signage Fails That Made English Speakers Do A Double Take

Every country has its strengths and weaknesses. Japan, for example, perfectly blends old traditions with modern innovation and has become one of the strongest nations on Earth. But it does seem to struggle with English.

The Facebook group 'Engrish in Japan' is dedicated to all of the unintentionally offensive product names, confusing signs, and other translation fails people found on its territory.

However, if these slip-ups teach us anything, it's that breaking the rules of a language can make streets, stores, and restaurants much more entertaining. And not in a bad way!

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Found This In Sakae In Nagoya... Don't You Dare To Dump (Make A Dump Or Dump Garbage?) Or They Will Sue The Police!

Hilarious example of getting lost in translation: a warning sign in Japan threatening to sue the police.

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Found This In Sakae In Nagoya... Don't You Dare To Dump (Make A Dump Or Dump Garbage?) Or They Will Sue The Police!

I Have No Idea What Could Possibly Be Going On In There At Night 😂 In Kanazawa

Huh? 😂 Where: Yokohama Iekei Ramen In Hiroshima

At Supermarket In Shinagawa-City, Tokyo

“Please Start Eating” At Toranomon Hills

At The Northern Entrance To Oze, Hinoemata Village In Fukushima Pref

"Please, Take Good Care Of The Stairs." Taken At The Kinosaki Ropeway, Around 2 Years Ago

Yokohama, Kannai. In The Front Of A Residential Building

Saw This One While Driving Around In Osaka. Unfortunately, My Friend (Who Took The Picture) Missed The Other Side Of The Column With More Gold On It

Nothing Like It... If You Need Some Big Wood, Go To Okayama

Got Myself A New Tshirt From Aeon

Heart In The Form Of Pancakes! Taken In Gion (Yamatooji-Dori Street) In Kyoto Around 2 Years Ago

Dairy Park!

Bar Sign In Kawaguchi, Saitama

Found In Shizuoka Airport Yesterday. I Understand What They Were Trying To Get At But I’d Rather Not Have Orange Juice That’s Just Like Tap Water - Not Very Appealing

Someone Seems To Have Corrected The Spelling Of "Seculity". Toyama, 2026

You'res Welcome!

Minoh, Osaka

Chofu Station Building

Somebody… Please, Make A Reservation! Taken Some Years Ago Somewhere Around Noda, Osaka

The Penalty For Train Groping In Japan (Tenma)

They Are Currently

Don’t Take Spare Toilet😏 Where: Akasaka, Tokyo

Was Found In Shin-Osaka Station. Only For Extreme Button Situations

In Case You Need Some Really Small Tissues

They Meant “Pilates”. Near Asakusabashi Station In Tokyo

Rounge In Nishiazabu

Nachi Falls Last Week

Found This In A Park In Aichi

Souvenir Shop At Oshinohakai, Near MT Fuji. There Were A Lot Of Bangers Today, But This One Is Absolute Peak

This Sign Got Me Froored For A Bit Found At A Karaoke Shop In Akihabara

Seen Outside A Restaurant In Kyoto The Other Day. Thank Goodness They’re All Sold Out. I Nibbled On A Few Of Them When I Was But A Wee Lad

In Sakai, Osaka, Japan

"Never Touch This Pipe!! If You Touch, The Roof Will Fall And An Accident Will Occur." Shinjuku Golden Gai

What I Assume Is A Massage Parlour In Sendai

Washing Machine Instructions At A Hotel I Stayed At In Utsunomiya

Somewhere In Yokohama. Took This Photo Last May 2025

This Mall Always Has The Best Shirts (Kawachi Mataubara)

Insert The Temperature Of Your Choice Here. (At A Chocolate Store At Chitose Airport)

Looks Good Tho. Both The Flap And The Pafe. Which One Should I Order? 🙊 📍 Namba Osaka

That Doesn't Seem Like A Very Good Business Model But I'm Flattered, If A Bit Weirded Out

Memory Lane, Tokyo

Sounds Like Fun

I Can’t Remember Where I Took This Photo. I Think At A Mochi Or Steamed Bun Store In Atami

Ureshino, Saga

Near Narimasu Station, Itabashi, Tokyo

Now I Have Questions. And Somehow, I Also Want A Bucket Of It

Charming Sign On Public Toilet, Outside Of Fukuyama Station. I Guess It Worked - It Made Me Smile

Yeah, All Is Ephemeral

One Of My Favorites I Found When I Was Living In Utsunomiya, Tochigi Prefecture

Having "The Talk" At Hiroshima Station. The Ticket Office, I Think?

Stop Idling Around. Yokohama Bay Hotel Tokyu Parking Lot

Was On The Toilet In A Public Restroom At Fuji-Q In Yamanashi, And I Noticed The Sign Below The Button That Says “Flesh Toilet”

From In Front Of The Microwave In My Hamamatsu Hotel

My First Contribution To The Group. I Found This On Holiday In Okinawa This Week, Outside A Bar. It Has To Be Read With A "Yoda" Voice!

Abashiri Prison Museum Parking

Gotta Clern The House Today 🧹🧼 Daiso Clerning Aisle

Toei Bus Will Touch You Firmly

Somewhere Near Umeda, Osaka

Taken At A Game Center, Niigata City

Granny Shop

Ah Yes, The Scientific Latchin Name Of The Species. Osaka Floral Culture Park

In A Restaurant In Hiroshima

Please Waste - At An Amusement Park In Okayama

A Little Shopping In Kumamoto

For Those Embarrassing Moments When Your Skin Falls Off..(Yuzawa)

Dug This One Up From A Little Over A Year Ago. The Worst Part Is This Was At A Translation Conference In Shiga

Small Hand Writing… In Jinbo-Cho, Tokyo

Like, Ok Drugstore Salad Bag In Osaka

MT. Fuji - Yoshida Trail 4th Station Toilets - 2025

Vending Machine At Ohanajaya Station

Is It Like The Axe Commercial, "Don't Use It If You Don't Mean It"? 🤔

They Must Have Been Busy Running Around All Morning And Had To Come To A Halt

Saw This In The Tunnel On The Way To Board A Plane At Kansai Airport. Apparently Can't Even Get On A Plane Unscathed

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Restaurant Menu In Osaka

Shioyazaki Lighthouse, Southern Fukushima Prefecture. I Guess It Still Gets The Message Across… Sort Of 🤷‍♂️?

Spotted In Yokohama. Hare It Is On The 1st Floor

Hareruya Card Store In Akihabara. I Think This Roughly Translates To “YOLO”?

No, you Can't Make The Bed If There Are Things On It. Seen At Washington Hotel Plaza, Okayama