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In the age of Tinder, hooking up and getting yourself a date has never been so easy. And it has never been so hard. Yes, we're flooded with potential candidates whenever we connect to our account, but so are they. We need to stand out. Catch their attention. Make them swipe right.

Like these gentlemen and ladies.

We at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the funniest Tinder profiles, and they're so creative, their owners must be matching with everyone. Surprising and funny pictures, poetic and witty bios; they have it all. And then some.

Continue scrolling to meet the best people in online dating. For more memorable Tinder profiles, fire up Bored Panda's earlier articles here and here.

#1

A Rough Experience, I Must Admit

A Rough Experience, I Must Admit

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Raine Soo
Community Member
5 years ago

Hilarious!

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    #2

    Changed My Age Range Just For Fun And The First Profile Is

    Changed My Age Range Just For Fun And The First Profile Is

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    Laura Würker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Thats a good one.

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    #3

    She's Not Wrong

    She's Not Wrong

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Beautiful and clever!

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    #4

    I Super Liked Her, Just For That Awesome Bio

    I Super Liked Her, Just For That Awesome Bio

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    Anna Te
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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    #5

    Touché

    Touché

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    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Yes, please

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    #6

    Genius

    Genius

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    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    took me a moment

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    #7

    Spotted An Angel

    Spotted An Angel

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    Aaleyah _ aesthetic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    perfect

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    #8

    Glad To See Humor Isn’t Dead

    Glad To See Humor Isn’t Dead

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It actually makes me kind of sad.

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    #9

    His Bio Cracked Me Up

    His Bio Cracked Me Up

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Damn! I had to laugh.

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    #10

    This Legitimately Made Me Laugh Out Loud

    This Legitimately Made Me Laugh Out Loud

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Omg this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

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    #11

    I Swiped Right, Not Gonna Lie

    I Swiped Right, Not Gonna Lie

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    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is legit hilarious

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    #12

    Seems Like A Good Plan

    Seems Like A Good Plan

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    Mimi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh, I'd join in right away!!

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    #13

    Friends With Benefits

    Friends With Benefits

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    KATELYN BERRYMAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This genuinely made me laugh...

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    #14

    She’s Just Looking For Her Prince Charming

    She’s Just Looking For Her Prince Charming

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Probably a joke but if those were true, wouldn't you leave Tinder all together?

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    #15

    Had Me In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie

    Had Me In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    😂😂😂😂 I had to stop myself from laughing

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    #16

    Just Promise The Perfect Date, And Watch The Matches Roll In

    Just Promise The Perfect Date, And Watch The Matches Roll In

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    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I like him already😭

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    #17

    Sorry, What?

    Sorry, What?

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm in

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    #18

    Do You Think Her Mom Uses Reddit?

    Do You Think Her Mom Uses Reddit?

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sad, but probably not an exception

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    #19

    Great Bio

    Great Bio

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love the dark humour in this one!

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    #20

    Sounds Like She Already Has Everything Planned Out

    Sounds Like She Already Has Everything Planned Out

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mamma Mia!

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    #21

    I Can't Stop Laughing

    I Can't Stop Laughing

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Report rat... usually it's the other way round! hahahah

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    #22

    Lean Into It

    Lean Into It

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    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Managing your expectations accordingly

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    #23

    Holy ****

    Holy ****

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think she sounds very positive.

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    #24

    Best Bio I’ve Seen In A While, Westjet Is The Airline

    Best Bio I’ve Seen In A While, Westjet Is The Airline

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OMG that twist tho... it took me a second 😂

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    #25

    Good News. We Matched

    Good News. We Matched

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    too copied

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    #26

    Tragedy Of Tinder

    Tragedy Of Tinder

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    you have a beagle... i don't need to know more!

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    #27

    I Swiped Right

    I Swiped Right

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Words have abandoned me

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    #28

    *tears*

    *tears*

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    Daria Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol too relatable 😂

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    #29

    Shocking Discovery Tbh

    Shocking Discovery Tbh

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    As a teen in the 80s I am sure I would have thought the same.

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    #30

    Perfect Bio Doesn't Exist

    Perfect Bio Doesn't Exist

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    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahaha lol

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    #31

    That's One Way To Get Help Moving

    That's One Way To Get Help Moving

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Plot twist : They wanna make out with your dresser

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    #32

    Figured I Gotta Get Over My Fear Of Girls Somehow. Wish Me Luck

    Figured I Gotta Get Over My Fear Of Girls Somehow. Wish Me Luck

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    your Pokemon girl is out there somewhere

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    #33

    I Accidentally Swiped Left

    I Accidentally Swiped Left

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You already see this guy has a sense of humour

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    #34

    She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

    She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ...You do you girl.

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    #35

    Easily The Most Legendary Bio I've Come Across

    Easily The Most Legendary Bio I've Come Across

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    ASHRFOX
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Clever girl.

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    #36

    I Think I’m In Love

    I Think I’m In Love

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    Lotten Kalenius
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Will definitely try this!

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    #37

    She Just Kills It

    She Just Kills It

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If you call yourself Da, you'll have all Russians screaming your name in bed.. I'll let myself out now..

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    #38

    One Of The Best Covid Related Lines I've Seen So Far

    One Of The Best Covid Related Lines I've Seen So Far

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    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    wOw this is cheesy

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    #39

    Well That's Disappointing

    Well That's Disappointing

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My right or your right?

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    #40

    The Perfect Woman Does Exist

    The Perfect Woman Does Exist

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would definitely love to meet her! 😄

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    #41

    Today I Came Across The Best Tinder Profile

    Today I Came Across The Best Tinder Profile

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    Eslamala
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahahahahhaa

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    #42

    She Forgot The Mileage

    She Forgot The Mileage

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "no evidence of rear-end damage" makes me very suspicious. Is it because she has 80's style hydraulic impact absorbers behind the bumper, or because she's had insurance work done?

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    #43

    Earth Friendly

    Earth Friendly

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    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    haha!

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    #44

    I Never Super Liked Someone So Fast

    I Never Super Liked Someone So Fast

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    Joanne O'Brien
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same!

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    #45

    I Swiped Right, For The Laughs And Entertainment, Now I’ve Matched. Awkward

    I Swiped Right, For The Laughs And Entertainment, Now I’ve Matched. Awkward

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No pressure...

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    #46

    Saw This On Tinder Today, Unfortunately We Didnt Match

    Saw This On Tinder Today, Unfortunately We Didnt Match

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same 😂😂😂

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    #47

    Respect Sir

    Respect Sir

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dang

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    #48

    Wow

    Wow

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And noone ever heard about Grace again

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    #49

    My Older Brother Recently Got Divorced And Wanted To Show Off His New Tinder Profile To Our Group Chat

    My Older Brother Recently Got Divorced And Wanted To Show Off His New Tinder Profile To Our Group Chat

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    Dylan_Is_Gay
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahahah

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    #50

    These Photos One After The Other Made Me Laugh

    These Photos One After The Other Made Me Laugh

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    Random Person
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    good job annika

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    #51

    We Matched, What Am I Supposed To Do Now?

    We Matched, What Am I Supposed To Do Now?

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    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    loving these detailed stories haha

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    #52

    Seriously Considering Swiping Right

    Seriously Considering Swiping Right

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    Jackie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hahaha

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    #53

    Comrade Anastasiya Reporting For Duty

    Comrade Anastasiya Reporting For Duty

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    comrade (english)= tovarish (russian) [may be slight inaccuracies]

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    #54

    Just Came Across This Gem

    Just Came Across This Gem

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Haha, this is great! Too bad the person has it on kilometres instead of miles, but it still works.

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    #55

    The Most Accurate Bio I Have Read

    The Most Accurate Bio I Have Read

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    Bernardita Valdés
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Relatable

    #56

    RIP To The Ex

    RIP To The Ex

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    BlueThunder
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Yikes

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    #57

    She Won My Heart

    She Won My Heart

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    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i hate travelling. i don't mind _being_ in new places, but the actually travelling is usually awful

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    #58

    Few Good Tinder Profiles

    Few Good Tinder Profiles

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    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I like him

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    #59

    One For The Gamer Bois Out There

    One For The Gamer Bois Out There

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    Random Person
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    hahahahah nice

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    #60

    His Tinder Profile Is Like Selecting An Outfit In A Videogame

    His Tinder Profile Is Like Selecting An Outfit In A Videogame

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    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He is the character you play in Temple Run 2

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    #61

    Words Of Wisdom

    Words Of Wisdom

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    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh dear. I totally read that as find the best c**k!

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    #62

    I Call This The Break Quarantine Challenge

    I Call This The Break Quarantine Challenge

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    MangleTangle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    General Tomfoolery

    #63

    I'm Not Even A Prime Member

    I'm Not Even A Prime Member

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    Thenatural
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Did they become an 'item' .....I'll get me coat..

    #64

    Stay Hopeful

    Stay Hopeful

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    denzoren
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Been there, done that Thelma.

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    #65

    It Ain't Much But, It's Honest Work

    It Ain't Much But, It's Honest Work

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    ZeroHargreaves057
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    SEAN KERNAN? SON OF QUORA?

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    #66

    At Least He’s Considerate

    At Least He’s Considerate

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Pardon me?

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    #67

    I Like Her

    I Like Her

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    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Will you be there for the inevitable rage quit?

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    #68

    I Think She Nailed It

    I Think She Nailed It

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    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Haha

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    #69

    I Think I Found The One

    I Think I Found The One

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    leia's emotional cupcake
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I DONT LIKE SAND!!

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    #70

    A+ Effort

    A+ Effort

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Winnie Cooper!

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    #71

    Acting The Maggot

    Acting The Maggot

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    Jackie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why does that sound like my aunt smh

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    #72

    Shouts Out To Greg For Having The First Bio To Actually Make Me Laugh Out Loud

    Shouts Out To Greg For Having The First Bio To Actually Make Me Laugh Out Loud

    y_u_no_mek Report

    ZeroHargreaves057
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i don't get it

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    #73

    A Roller Coaster Of A Bio

    A Roller Coaster Of A Bio

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    Jackie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh noooooooo 😂

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    #74

    The Trick To A Good Bio Is Letting People Know A Lot About You

    The Trick To A Good Bio Is Letting People Know A Lot About You

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    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait, how tall is he?

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    #75

    I'm Never Changing My Bio Ever Again. This Is Me At My Peak

    I'm Never Changing My Bio Ever Again. This Is Me At My Peak

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    #76

    Quit Playing Around

    Quit Playing Around

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    J. Zingler
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sei freundlich, Arsch!

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    #77

    Matched With This Girl, 8/10 Bio

    Matched With This Girl, 8/10 Bio

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The name of the anthem though...????!!!

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    #78

    Gotta Love Honesty

    Gotta Love Honesty

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    ToxiCity
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    whoever blocked out the name forgot that at the bottom it said 'share "June's" profile'

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    #79

    Grant’s Liver: Wooah What Is This My Dude, You Normally Chug Them 6’s Grant: I Played Ya Boi

    Grant’s Liver: Wooah What Is This My Dude, You Normally Chug Them 6’s Grant: I Played Ya Boi

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    #80

    Me Whenever I Match Someone On This App

    Me Whenever I Match Someone On This App

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    ZeroHargreaves057
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    69!!!!!!!!!

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    #81

    This Was A Pretty Good Line

    This Was A Pretty Good Line

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    #82

    Pray For Me

    Pray For Me

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    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Run

    #83

    I See What She Did Their

    I See What She Did Their

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The subtle use of you're there..

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    #84

    Quality Bio

    Quality Bio

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My honest first thought was "I'll get my amp clamp and we'll figure out that fuse-blowing issue." Maybe that's my problem.

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    #85

    Sometimes You Just Gotta Swipe For The Bio

    Sometimes You Just Gotta Swipe For The Bio

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    Jackie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What’s wrong with too much spicy food?

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    #86

    Shame, Really

    Shame, Really

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    J. Zingler
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I sakute you, your Majesty. :)

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    #87

    I Made A Stereotypical Tinder Profile For My Martial Arts Dummy And He Has Over 8000 Right Swipes

    I Made A Stereotypical Tinder Profile For My Martial Arts Dummy And He Has Over 8000 Right Swipes

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    Wonder Woman 848
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    straight bisexual? how does that work?

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    #88

    I Really Hope We Match

    I Really Hope We Match

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    #89

    Now That's Dedication

    Now That's Dedication

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The last one!

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    #90

    Wooing Us Ladies With His Powerful Photoshop Skills

    Wooing Us Ladies With His Powerful Photoshop Skills

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Putin ?

    #91

    Absolutely Wild How Well This Bio Has Worked

    Absolutely Wild How Well This Bio Has Worked

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    #92

    Introducing The World’s Worst Catfish

    Introducing The World’s Worst Catfish

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hats worn like that just irk me. But to each their own.

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    #93

    How Is Your Fat A**?

    How Is Your Fat A**?

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I had to read that way too many times....

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    #94

    Well, Thanks For Letting Me Know

    Well, Thanks For Letting Me Know

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    #95

    Her Bio Is Funny

    Her Bio Is Funny

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I never thought about that... but it makes sense.

    #96

    Sadly We Didn't Match, But This Girl Knows What's Up

    Sadly We Didn't Match, But This Girl Knows What's Up

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    #97

    Dual Front Airbags

    Dual Front Airbags

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    Linda Williams
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is getting old 🙄

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