It is said that pain is inevitable. And unfortunately, there are many types: physical, emotional, mental. Then there's a special kind of pain. The one that hits you right in the brain when you hear, see or read something utterly stupid.
Sometimes, the beauty of stupidity lies in the sheer confidence with which it's delivered. No shame, no hesitation. Just a powerful belief that a certain thing totally makes sense and needs to be shared with the world.
Speaking of sharing, there's an entire corner of the internet dedicated to documenting the outrageously dumb stuff we are being subjected to. Aptly called More stupidity should be painful!!! 2.0, it boasts an impressive 90,000 members, all of whom have a low tolerance for two brain cells. They gather on the Facebook page to mock and poke fun "at pretty much anything and everything under the sun." And they warn that their community isn't for anyone who is easily offended.
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of their most hilariously silly posts for you to scroll through as you come to the realization that common sense is not common, proofreading is optional and thinking things through is clearly not for everyone. So take a deep breath, lower your standards of humanity and be glad you didn't make it onto this list. Don't forget to upvote the ones that made you gasp!
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Sometimes; a person is all over the news, and is orange, and just *know* that the world would be better if no-one ever heard of them.
Oh... multitudes. Lately there have been multitudes.
It's an awful feeling, but sometimes it just happens: you get introduced to someone and you immediately think "You and I don't like each other other". Just a gut feeling - no apparent reason for it
Truth ! I know within minutes of meeting someone if they are nice or a wrong un ,n I’m never wrong !! If I don’t like em that’s that nothing will change my mind !!
"I'm never wrong" - tells its own story right there ...
Load More Replies...What would be the point? Nobody uses their phone for anything other than texting and SM, do they?
Load More Replies...No glee in pressing an imaginary button hard. It doesn’t do a thing to satisfy me like slamming a phone down
So was I !, n ooooo the satisfaction we got back then , I still have a landline lmao n it’s often slammed down on cold callers n scammers , decent people as really need me use the mobile 😂
So don't answer the landlines or turn the ring volume down to zero. Even better get rid of it altogether.
Load More Replies...Think that species nest is called a bundle, like a bundle of wires!
Load More Replies...I remember seeing stork nest after stork nest in powerline towers in Portugal. I imagine they would get in the way!
There are places in the US where they add platforms in high towers for nests that are out of the way of the work areas.
Load More Replies...Never have I had a burrito with olives. I loves olives but they don't make me think Mexican..
We don't have to ask XD She always delivers six paragraphs of her current stream of consciousness in each of her comments XD
Load More Replies...🎶If my thought dreams could be seen, they'd probably put my head in a guillotine.🎶 Bob Dylan. Always resonated with me....
He might have resonated with me if I could have understood more of the lyrics.
Load More Replies...You wanna walk a mile in my shoes?? It begins with a trip through my thoughts. You're not going to make it a mile after that.
I have very large steamer trunks in my head, that have industrial strength chains wrapped around them, keeping them closed.
If you sacrifice a smol amount of tape, by folding it, youll find the end fast 🙃
Load More Replies..."After millions of years of evolution, the human brain is still fúcked by Sellotape." Dave Allen
Now pull on just a corner..for a few spins. Than wrap around your throat, what's the point anway..
If you put this on a dispenser like a normal person, there's a plastic paddle that rests against the tape, and its sole purpose is to help you find the end and peel it up.
I have one single long hair on my ear. My wife calls it Pablo for some reason.
Load More Replies...Those of us who were teenagers in the 90s and 00s know the pain of having eyebrows that never recovered from the ultra-thin look.
You haven't lived until you've had to trim the hair in your father's ears with the scissors he has never sharpened.
Eyebrows literally 0, chin hairs 100, if only my brows had the ability to grow like my chin hairs
Yep. Hairs migrate South, and eventually fall out. So I guess when your 90 you don't need a bikini wax?
Load More Replies...My family refers to those chin hairs, the ones that feel as thick and strong as fishing line, as "bruja hairs". XD
A cat on the kitchen bench or table is a daily occurrence in my home, no biggy, they're easily cleaned.
Humour is subjective. I found this snort-worthy
Load More Replies...Black Sabbath IS Christmas music. N.I.B. (Nativity in Black), The song "Black Sabbath" and um Ozzy said Iron Man is about Jesus.
Was he high when he said that? Sorry, stupid question....
Load More Replies...You mean in other countries you can throw beer at someone?! Dang you're lucky
Load More Replies...Not a chance. The Roman numbers were invented because the OFFICERS wouldn't be able to do simple arithmetic.
Load More Replies...Kids these days will never understand the *agony* of the incessant screeching of the flyback transformers. Running at a line rate around 15kHz, that would be well within the audible range of a young person. A room like that is the stuff of nightmares.
I liked playing Oregon Trail but I sucked at it, and Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, I also sucked at it.
I have ended with maliera and dysentery (sp, spell check gave up on me lol) bajillion times lol. But to this day, Id love to find the OG version of it and just play till i wore it out. You unlocked some deep core memories @TheWickedOne.
Load More Replies...Yesteryear's kids won't either! Haha we had IBM Selectric typewriters! The sound of a room full of them.....CLACK, CLACK, CLACKITY CLACK! There was one computer in the library, but good luck trying to get time on it. Geez, I'm old. Lol
Memories of some pupils hacking the school computer system from the computer room, back in the days of Windows 3.1. Admin fixed that by offering the hackers their own private network ! Which turned out to be separate from the school network so they could (and did) spend all their time hacking each other. Admins rule ...
My wife saw the photo, without reading the meme, as I was looking at it and immediately said, and I quote "Oh he must have really füćķëď up BIG TIME!" 🤣😂
Sorry but long stem roses just don't grow that big/long. Has to be photoshopped.
Maybe he just loves his wife and wants to surprise her with something nice?
Where does one buy roses in a tiny pot like this 😂asking for a a friend ,
The same reason you buy custom cabinets from a 9 fingered custom cabinet maker. They're the best!👍-oops
I love tormenting the fireworks sales guy in the parking lot up the street (a pop up tent place). I slam the car door, act like I'm coming in with a cigarette, the fun goes on and on.
Oh you're evil, Mike F. Hilarious...but still evil!
Load More Replies...Not the hat though, that would be a challenging wear
Load More Replies...White rhino ,we had one born near me at the Cotswolds wildlife park this week ❤️( I assume I’m ok saying that aren’t I? Clearly not allowed to speak on this place full of trolls for some pathetic reason 🙄)
Yes, White rhino named Ruby gave birth to a female, who has been named Mo. The zoo was able to catch the birth on film, which is extremely rare. Little Mo is adorable 🦏
Load More Replies...Got curious and watched an yt about the subject. I have no useful information after, they looked exactly the same to me 😹🖖
Load More Replies...Back in the day we didn't have vice grips. We had to make them ourselves from hand-carved timber and the lever from a car jack.
Load More Replies...Where are the rabbit ears with tin foil on top in the back of the tv? I was the youngest so i was the channel changer. And dont forget, move your feet, lose your seat/ seat saved. lol. I could run to the restroom, get a drink and be back by the end of the second commerical. My older sister was sooo mad lol. Then mom had to institute the seat saved, ugh lol
And d**n the times the only way to get a good picture was to stand there holding the long end of the foil flag.
Load More Replies...Watched a lot of shows that I really didn't care for because I was to lazy to get out of my comfortable position and hike clear across the room.
I think everyone did. You watched a show, then the next one was a drag but you sat through it because the one following was great.
Load More Replies...And changed the channel when the garage door opened. And changed the volume when the dog passed through jangling it's dog tags.
Load More Replies...It wasn't so bad...you only had three or four channels Today you might be standing there for hours looking through the choices.
And after the Tonight Show was over, came the National anthem..then nothing.
We had to walk across 3 feet of s**g carpet and change the channel manually ON the TV…
So now we're censoring roll-your-own tobacco, BP?
Load More Replies...The people who misread this sign gave themselves a b*m steer. But it turned out to be all steer and no b*m.
No one else irritated at BP censoring b u m??? This is so ridiculous! B u m is the nice way to say a r s e (also nice), and in this context it doesn't even refer to that. Wow.
Load More Replies...I know where that's at, about a 10 minute drive from where I work. Boss took our department there for lunch once as a reward.
Nah. You're just disappointing illiterates, but they should be used to it.
Their hearing is so good they can distinguish between the cupboard opening that contains cat food and the one that contains human food.
Oh, Anna ignores me. And then stares right at me to make sure that I know that she has heard me and made a choice to ignore me... so I went back inside. She can go find herself a rodent instead of having a pouch of Felix. [nerr nerr nerr-nerr nerr]
I loved my cats' selective hearing. Means I raised them in my likeness.
My one cat will ignore me yelling at her to stop doing something from 2 feet away, but can hear me open a kitchen cabinet from the other side of the house.
Who yells at our sweet animals. Im sarcastic to them,but don't shout
Load More Replies...Anyone else wonder why they emphasized "MY husband". Were they afraid that someone would think they were with someone else's husband?
I was wondering if they chose to emphasize MY husband, to send a clear message to the recipient, in case the neighbor was trying to entice OP's husband?
Load More Replies...What the wife didnt say was, theyre lowkey asking to partake lol Edit: Clarification. Asking to partake in the bong rips of the devils lettuce
Oh, lookie here. Mr. Moneybags bragging about how affordable apple juice is.
Giving phone to such a young kid. :((( Some time ago I saw ~4 year old with a phone and that kid couldn't talk. He was babbling like a toddler (no he wasn't disabled or anything. just bad parenting).
There could more going on there than first meets the eye - I wouldn't rush to "bad parenting" from a single viewing encounter.
Load More Replies...You've got to love dogs, poor thing is all embarrassed and "mom" is just taking photos And the wee terrier looks like "well, you asked me to call mom" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was a kid, we didn't have e-mail or text. We just wrote messages on paper, tied them to rocks, and threw it at the recipient. If you heard someone yell out in pain, you knew they got the message.
This is so old that the first time I saw it it was supposedly a story from tech support at Word Perfect, and the date didn't have a 2. The date might not even have had a 9.
From your posts you seem to have a stick up your butt about Ireland. Show us on the doll where Ireland hurt you personally.
Load More Replies...All redundancy is repetitive, but not all repetition is redundant. 🤯
Load More Replies...Nope. Items submerged into water get wet, but water is not wet. ---Pedantic Pat
Load More Replies...It's the Department of Repetitious Redundancy Department. Get it right.
Load More Replies...Theo thiks my house is his. Rescued him from the streets
Load More Replies...Did the manufacturer really think that people who are in a I-use-a-plastic-toilet -situation can see those teeny tiny lock symbols?
😂😂😂😂have to ask tho why Botox results in cropped ears pfft n Lakota go find ur sense of humour !,
I have a feeling a lot of people here aren't gonna like this one...
Reminds me of the old joke.....Satan is showing the new guy around, "And there's the lake of lava you'll be burning in eternally." And the guy says, "Actually, since we're underground its called magma." Satan, "You know that's why you're here, right?" Haha
Apatheist, is this what your therapy sessions sound like? XD (I'm teasing - though nobody loves a pedant.)
Why not? I have a nice pedantic. I wear it on a necklace. It's very shiny.
Load More Replies...Better not go to the Oxford English Dictionary, then. They include "anyways" as an informal/dialect form of "anyway."
Load More Replies...Mine to x but shut don’t tell everyone on here they turn on you ,n proceed to revert to bullying children 🧒
Load More Replies...I’m not crazy ! My reality is just different to yours, … the Cheshire Cat. Quote ,I have in my landing wall ,
As a child watching the cartoon version (Disney? iirc) i wondered why mom loved the chesire cat. It freaked me out as a kid. At 48, I totally see why mom did, the cat was speaking truth lol. Dont get me started on the walrus and carpenter. Come to think of it Disney was dark af back then lol
You should try reading the books if you want dark. The 2nd one, Alice Through the Looking Glass is like a fever dream!
Load More Replies...Hand sanitizer and a plastic scraper. Trust me, hand sanitizer gets any sticker off easily.
There will still be someone who attempts to go through it because that’s what their sat nav says…
I am in awe of whoever put that road sign up. Snorkel and underwater welder?
"Subs" in this case is implicated as short for "submissive", as in, the submissive partner in a "bondage" style relationship, where one is usually more "dominant" and is sometimes thought of as the "master" in the relationship. So, by saying "other subs call it 'sir'", they're making a risqué play on words implying that even OTHER sub sandwiches refer to their sub sandwiches as "sir", implying that *their* sub sandwiches are more dominant than other companies'. It's... complex XD
Load More Replies...I'm seriously confused by the statue top right. I really hope it's two frogs waltzing, because the alternatives are making my mind boggle....
Same here, but I thought it was a frog making an offering. In my defence, I didn't zoom in
Load More Replies...If you don't do well with weirdos, you *might* be on the wrong website LOL
Load More Replies...Three holes in the ground , forty foot deep , water at the bottom . . .
Mine is like that , but then , there is no back door . . .
Load More Replies...No need to be Cavendish about it, everybody's got to start somewhere.
Load More Replies...Augustus gloop flavored pie would taste terrible, no one would buy it.
Some time ago I saw a picture of an orchard, and a caption: "in Poland, this is sad". :D
Load More Replies...If he's military, he can just hand salute since he's wearing his built in cover.
Load More Replies...My friend and I always used to do the routine from those vultures in the Jungle Book. "What do you want to do?" "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
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I ɢᴇᴛ ᴘᴀɪᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ $120 ᴘᴇʀ ʜᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. I ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴏᴠᴇʀ $13,453 ᴀ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠɪɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ. sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴀsʜ ɪɴ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙʏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ɪɴsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴs............ 𝗝𝗼𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲𝟭.𝗰𝗼𝗺
