This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, Here Are 35 Of The Best (New Pics)
Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.
We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.
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Unused York City
Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge
Burn The 5g!
Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.
They’re Feeding You Lies
Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers
Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Cabbage are great. Kirsti is idiotic.
Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.
“Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.
Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch
“Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”
And then you used something so important under the wobbly leg of the table...
And now they are only a few clicks away. Here in Sweden you can look at a license plate and easily get personal number, adress, income, legal record, phone numbers etc from the web.
Wow! That would change road rage to even higher unacceptable levels in the US
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I live in a rural community. I was looking for a plumber , by using the internet of course. Half were no longer in business and others were from 45 miles away. I asked my neighbor and she said" use the phone book". Turns out they still print one and it is the most reliable way to find businesses. Mind blown.
I miss the yellow pages! Looking for businesses and agencies was so much faster and easier! I even kept a small one in my car because it also had maps of my city and I could scan the pages quickly.
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The best part was the phone booth had a phone book chained to it as well so you could look up and threaten and plan assassination from completely anonymous untraceable booth on random street corner.
Not yellow, but here in the UK we still get regular updates of that book.
Now, we go online and add perfect timing to the list, relatives too.
Come on now - even the Terminator knew to look in the phone book for Sarah Conner
yeah these days though, instead of just your abode, they have YOUR coordinates in REAL TIME lol
In some districts these were used as booster seats for toddler children as well.
When googling people first became a thing, so many people were freaking out "OMG, they can find where you live using the internet!!" Ummm, phone book, anyone? I'd say that, and get "Oh. Yeah..."
Don't you mean the stand in for the Playstation you were "returning"? They weighed about the same (and it happened more than once at the place I worked at).
If Raisins Wanted Attention
I always prefer to sit with the kids! My 5 neices and 11 nephews are some truly wild, funny, interesting and intelligent little people and I love spending time with them. Eg; I have a 5yr old niece who is obsessed with animals (especially bugs) and is full of interesting facts about them, she also loves magic tricks and playing pranks on people. Her 4yr old brother is princess crazy and loves to wear dresses, he is the most sarcastic kid ever, has the craziest expressions and treats all adults like they're idiots because they don't understand his logic (yesterday I was an idiot because I didn't know that his insistence that he only wanted to eat 'no 4' meant that he wanted French toast? Figured out that no5 meant lollypops though.) I'd rather spend my time with some cool little people than talking about boring subjects or stupid gossip, that I don't care about, with a bunch of dull adults!
The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as 'food weapons' to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn't surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?
The Children Yearn For The Mines
“Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”
This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.
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Dinosaur Sauce
Low Maintenance Bones
It Was The Mouse’s Truffle
Uhhhh What?
Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd
Bisexual Goose
Tiny Rat
"Chaotic Eating", where the only food you eat is half a frozen pizza and 2 jumbo marshmallows.
Orange Cat Behavior
Gladis The Orca
Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop
Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date
Hell yeah! Even I would totally go for someone who hit me up like that, ethos pathos logos your way to romance homeslice ✨
“… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”
It’s a valid question tho lol where DO you guys put it? Is it just hidden in the folds of ur pants or smth so you can’t see from outside?
This Is Real
Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me
Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil
I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…
"A platypus statue?" *puts hat on statue* "A Perry the Platypus statue?!"
*bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed
“Entirely Too Many Cows”
The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano
The Bigfoot What Now
"A Life Raft In The Back Suddenly Exploded And Hit A Gay Flight Attendant In The Head"
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"Thor is the lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France". Said by me several years ago to my friend while we were waiting for the train.
Did you have a thought or did you just string some words together?
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Ever a fan of Stephen Fry's “hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers,” I was not disappointed by this thread.
"Thor is the lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France". Said by me several years ago to my friend while we were waiting for the train.
Did you have a thought or did you just string some words together?
Load More Replies... Ever a fan of Stephen Fry's “hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers,” I was not disappointed by this thread.
