The Only Way You&#8217;ll Lose Your Head Looking At These 11 Religious Cartoons Is By Laughing

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Master Markus 8 years ago

Then he sees a rainbow and remembers that he promised not to do that s**t.

76points

Naomi Armitage 7 years ago

"Flood" shouldn't be there, because that's the only one He promised not to use again. Genesis 9:14,15

24points

BusLady 7 years ago

But he still has 3 other choices

16points

Jobo Jobo 8 years ago

Downright Biblical.

5points

Cindi Hinch 5 years ago

Seems to have forgotten that promise already in 2020. Thrown everything at us.

3points

Brandy Grote 5 years ago

He said not water, but fire. And it's here.

3points

Just Another Girl 3 years ago

Just the flood. Everything else is still on the table.

2points

Talis 6 months ago

Well, he did it just another time... 😳

0points

happyapple89 5 years ago

😂

0points

KaileighDark05 8 years ago

Lmao 😂

9points

Christina Sersif 6 years ago

his beard and the clouds...I guess it's clouds...is made from the same material. or maybe his beard is made of clouds??

5points

Jessica Hepler 7 years ago

Wrong lever Kronk

4points

Matteo Durasevic 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

3points

Steve Internet 5 years ago

He decided to pull the ‘Covid-19’ lever

3points

DramaNerd 3 years ago

And the fire lever

0points

temmie 5 years ago (edited)

i thought i was the only one that noticed this the year trump was elected their were all those natural disasters. heres all natural disasters 2017 when trump was president ( https://www.cnbc.com/2017/12/26/2017--a-year-of-disaster.html ). I first thought that trump was bad luck and god was trying to tell us.

3points

Allana Rose 8 years ago

I am waiting for sh!t to go down!

3points

phoenix McCabe 8 years ago

sooo funny

3points

Tifferooski 5 years ago

He doesn't need to, we're doing his work for him this time around.

2points

#2

If Moses Descended From Mount Sinia In 2017

Final score:

14points

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BusLady 7 years ago

How is he going to fix this problem?

31points

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 3 years ago

simply what he did in the bible- break the tablets.

1point

Rose Civitts 6 years ago

ok boomer vibes coming from this one

8points

Elijah Kenny 5 years ago

Agreed. I did click on the “funny” category, right?

4points

Cringeworthy Potato Dragon 7 years ago

wow sad but true

8points

Naomi Armitage 7 years ago

Mount *Sinai

3points

FailBunny17 4 years ago

😅 I looked down expecting it to be a skeleton walking down...

1point

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

OMG ROTGLMAO

0points

Demon Deadly Dragon 4 years ago

I wish the ok boomer meme was still around

0points

Ray McCollum 5 years ago

Instead of 'mistakenly' dropping the 'third tablet', like in "History of the World" by Mel Brooks, he just slams them all to the ground and says "F it"!

0points

#3

Reluctant Muslim

Final score:

13points

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Kieron Behan 8 years ago

Talk about an EXPLOSIVE situation!

49points

purple boi 4 years ago

mhm

3points

Hailtobaphomet 5 years ago

This is discrimination against Muslims they do not suicide bomb people wth is wrong with y'all

16points

Kennedy Longworth 5 years ago

Yes, my grandpa's side of the family is Muslim and this is a little discriminatory.

6points

M 5 years ago

Shouldn't this be Reluctant Jihadist, not Muslim? Or have I got that wrong?

9points

Christina Church 5 years ago

Yes, you're completely right.

8points

Allana Rose 8 years ago

Ah yeah...this is what we call, BAD timing dude!

9points

POLARBEARLUVER 4 years ago

VEEEEEERYYY BADDDDDDDDD

1point

amir pakmehr 5 years ago

These people are NOT Muslim

7points

Fareha Asif 7 years ago

Didn't like it

7points

Danial Mohammud 7 years ago

Tf?

6points

Ansu Seesay 4 years ago (edited)

Okay, I know this comic is a joke, but I'm a Muslim and can confirm that like, 1.8 billion of us don't suicide bomb passenger planes into massive skyscrapers in New York City

5points

Chimera141 3 years ago

This is just discriminatory towards all Muslims around the world

2points

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

yea BAAAD TIMING AF

1point

#4

Hide And Seek

Final score:

13points

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KaileighDark05 8 years ago

"You Need Jesus" -Squeaky Kid

53points

KaileighDark05 8 years ago

I regret writing this comment 😂

7points

phoenix McCabe 8 years ago

jesus is on the run he is wanted

5points

Bob Edwards 7 years ago

"I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch."

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

I didn't know He was ever lost

3points

Kieron Behan 8 years ago

Na, last time I seen him he was just hanging around...

2points

Geeki Nikki 3 years ago

But why is he naked?!?

1point

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

huh

1point

Brandy Grote 5 years ago

He was behind the couch the whooole time!

1point

Phoebe Stein 2 years ago

I f*****g hate jehova's witnesses.

0points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

business man looking guy is sus

0points

#5

The Future Of Sports

Final score:

12points

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Allana Rose 8 years ago

Not a bad idea! Get all the religions into a ring and let them fight it out there. Fair and square.

48points

Unfortunate beauty👁 5 years ago

This may be funny here but it would cause major chaos in the real world...

9points

Mari 5 years ago

Christians are supposed to be peaceful and turn the other cheek. we would just have to stand there and be beaten up. But, that happens nowadays anyway. ALSO DISCLAIMER: please do not hate on us. if you've had a bad experience with a Christian, I apologise on account of my religion, and if they have not represented us correctly, and you might need to think if their a fake or not. :) Also I do know that Islam and Buddhism are also peaceful religions, so don't come at me. we all have hate directed at us, and even though I am a Christian, i educate myself, these religions, especially Christianity and Islam are targeted and hated on. Please remember that we are humans, and just because we believe in something you don't, doesn't give you a reason to laugh and mock us. sorry for the long speech but I needed to get this out of my system

8points

HufflepuffPanda 5 years ago

I got 10 bucks on the Atheists.

4points

Skure 7 years ago

I agree

4points

bananapower_2.0 5 years ago

islam is about peace thoght

3points

Spider Man 4 years ago

Christianity would win every time

2points

Cindi Hinch 5 years ago

Whoever doesn’t hit someone wins

2points

Zucchini 4 years ago

But there are some religions that are against all forms of violence! they would just end up being beat up.

1point

Phoebe Stein 3 years ago

Yes. And while they are fighting the agnostics and atheists can take over!

0points

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

They've been doing that for thousands of years.

0points

PandaRave 3 years ago

Lol that’d be so cool! But after seeing all those Christian Gyms that’s gonna be a Holy bloodbath

0points

Ryan King 4 years ago

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2wmnje

0points

M 5 years ago

Religion has been a full contact sport for millennia.

3points

Hic Sunt Beones 8 years ago

I'd actually watch this.

3points

Bear Hall 4 years ago

Unfortunately there's nothing new there. Full contact religion is going on for millennia in different leagues: oppression, terror, massacre, war and the big one, genocide.

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

This is very worrisome.

0points

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

wgaat

0points

Kittycow 4 years ago

Violence in't always the answer, but here it is

0points

SeaShell 5 years ago

I feel bad for the person that got spit on.

0points

Ffaelan Condragh 5 years ago

It kind of already is. Well, not a sport. War.

0points

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

YO YO YO THIS IS NOOOOT WUT CRISTIANITY IS. WUT THE F**K

-2points

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

sorry bout the bad languege

1point

#6

Who Are The Real Animals

Final score:

12points

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Lynn Lee 8 years ago

I agree with the monkeys

92points

🌟Jim Phoenix🌟 8 years ago

Same here

13points

Caoimhe_Snowleopard 5 years ago

They're not monkeys they're apes

6points

purple boi 4 years ago

me too cuz im not hooman but i wuz

3points

Sawyer Kidder 3 years ago

I identify as a tomato

1point

Mysterious Panda 4 years ago

I agree because it's preposterous.

1point

Flynn Riordan 2 years ago

me too

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

The future of humanity

4points

EJ Halle 7 years ago

Why are the monkeys acting stereotypically British?

4points

SoozeeQ 5 years ago

Perhaps because Charles Darwin was English?

4points

Addie Alifanz 5 years ago

sheer poppycock...

2points

Lit 6 years ago

Planet of the apes!

2points

Onion Cutting Ninja 3 years ago

Literally this is just planet of the Apes

1point

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

yezzz

1point

Demon Deadly Dragon 4 years ago

reject humanity return to monkey

1point

Anna Cat 5 years ago

switch places

1point

The_Tired_Artist 3 years ago

PopPYcOCk

0points

#7

The Origin Of Christianity

Final score:

11points

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Raptorex 8 years ago

‘‘DINO NEWS’’ ‘‘Monkeys think they're 6000 years old’’

44points

Anto Antivero 8 years ago

poor dinosaur !!!! :c

10points

Matteo Durasevic 5 years ago

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BusLady 7 years ago

The Pope's evil smile

8points

Naomi Armitage 7 years ago

Rude.

2points

That Spinosaur 2 years ago

WATCH OUT

0points

️‍grindelwald️‍ 2 years ago

why is jesus holding lucille? is it cuz he's a lord and SAVIOR? haha.

0points

Murphy 2 years ago

peepee pants city

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

The pope in the bg (I think that's the pope.)

0points

Liam tranum 3 years ago

Why is jesus holding Lusyeel from the walking dead

0points

Little letitia 3 years ago

Lucille*

1point

Skidanpump 4 years ago

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

-1point

HufflepuffPanda 5 years ago

Yes!

-1point

#8

The Future Of Warfare

Final score:

9points

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Kieron Behan 8 years ago

Someone on Facebook assumed someones gender?

69points

Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago

No, the grammar Nazis took them both down.

14points

HufflepuffPanda 5 years ago

This will not stand! -Twitter.

4points

Zoe White 5 years ago

I mean you shouldn't do that anyway... but probably

3points

blugeagua 7 years ago

Well then you shouldn’t.

3points

Phoebe Stein 3 years ago

Well I mean that is rude, but yeah..

1point

Phoebe Stein 2 years ago

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0points

SRAMLNS 8 years ago

Ah, tumblr. Always getting offended by sense of humor. Because im a jerk.

7points

JustAAnotherGirl 5 years ago

Tumblr for the win guys!

4points

🌟Jim Phoenix🌟 8 years ago

THAT'S NOT SURPRISING.

2points

BeastlyKing 2 years ago

Facebook has oculus screw twitter

1point

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

woah

1point

Satirical Duchess 5 years ago

I feel like they'd turn up to battle wearing the same colour and the Facebook Karen's would ask to speak to the captain.

1point

Mysterious Panda 4 years ago

light blue and dark blue

1point

Lotekguy Premium 1 year ago

Best case scenario --- heavy casualties on both sides.

0points

Sosena Hailu 3 years ago

you think they'll survive until then???

0points

Phoenix0923YT 3 years ago

Facebook versus twitter!!! lol this is so true

0points

#9

Nohammed

Final score:

7points

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Master Markus 8 years ago

I don't understand how that's a punchline. Also, is the fat guy supposed to be the Laughing Buddha? You know he's not "THE BUDDHA" like, that the religion is based on?

20points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

it's a punchline because he just told the laughing buddha to have a sense of humor. I think he knows that the laughing buddha isn't THE buddha but the laughing buddha was needed to make the joke work.

8points

Teucer T 4 years ago

Think about which religious figure is NOT in the cartoon.

1point

Cat_Snake_Ferret 4 years ago

Um... Buddha

0points

Zaerhin Sk 6 years ago

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Debster 6 years ago

Love this

2points

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

brooo

1point

VANILLA 5 years ago

Has anyone wondered why Buddha has those large droopy ear things?

0points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

uh it's believed that if you had big earlobes, you would have great fortune....... no idea why

4points

#10

St Andrews School Days

Final score:

7points

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Panda Man 8 years ago

I don't get it

49points

GermanSAVAGE 7 years ago

Means no religion in school my good panda man

29points

Sandra Wolf 5 years ago

Go google "Andrews cross"

9points

Aldea 8 years ago

Meant to reply to you.

5points

MantisKeeper 5 years ago

it's saint andrew carrying his cross

4points

WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too) 5 years ago

Jesus was made to carry the cross without help before his trial and execution. Only a farmer had pity and tried to help. Or something like that- I'm an atheist who grew up in a christian school.

4points

Conrad Strucker 6 years ago

that *bloody* thing

4points

Babyoda42 3 years ago

Andrew the disciple was executed by crucifixion. He didn’t feel that he was worthy enough to be crucified like Jesus, so he convinced them to crucify him diagonally. He is often portrayed with an X cross

3points

purple boi 4 years ago

me to

3points

Holly The cat 2 years ago

Might have something to do with "we all have our cross to bear."

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

I think he got confused over which cross.

1point

Andrew Newsome 3 years ago

Andrew was an apostle and was crucified on that

1point

Riley Reynolds 4 years ago

Me either

1point

Layla Blank 4 years ago

flip it diagonally and then its a cross

1point

Matteo Durasevic 5 years ago

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1point

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 5 years ago

I pray over my my food at school lunch, and I get so much c**p for it

6points

Vance Neumann 5 years ago

Good for you. Keep it up and don't let anyone put you down for it. That's also the best way for you to spread the message.

4points

Mari 5 years ago (edited)

Jesus died on a 't' shaped cross while his disciple Andrew died on a 'x' shaped cross . Ik this is ANDREWS CROSS BUT Jesus's blood was shed on the cross, and he died on it, so it would be classified as "bloody" please remember that he was - whipped = blood - given a crown of thorns on his head (he was forced to wear it and it pricked his forehead) = blood - nails were put through his HANDS AND FEET to attach him to the cross (uhhh ouch) = blood and he did this so that we could be saved (if you chose to accept him tho)

3points

Little letitia 3 years ago

Jesus died for somebody's sins, but lord knows he didn't die for mine. I'll stand accountable for own damn sins, each and every time! 🎵🎵

1point

Peter Watmough 8 years ago

It is also incorporated into the union flag of the the United Kingdom.

3points

Peter Watmough 8 years ago

St Andrew is patron saint of Scotland. The cross of st Andrew, white on blue background, is the national flag of Scotland

2points

Donut_Addiction 7 years ago

So why is the teacher mad

4points

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

i do

1point

GermanSAVAGE 7 years ago

Jesus take the wheel

1point

Mariah Beane 8 years ago

Me either

1point

Magnus Eklund 3 years ago

Just 4 straps and it's bdsm gear.

0points

Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago

I don't think any of this is funny. here we laugh at somebody's torture, doesn't matter if he's a saint or not

0points

#11

Moses Discovers A Typo

Final score:

6points

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Claire 8 years ago

Thou shall not covfefe

87points

The Cube Cat 8 years ago

You made my crappy day better

13points

Peggy Schuyler 6 years ago

Thou shalt not eat hamberders

6points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

Thou shalt not commit hamberger

2points

Desdemona Adelaide 3 years ago

Thou shalt not pregart

1point

SCP 4666 3 years ago

not even a bigly one?

0points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

Tell that to my cell phone provider...

3points

David Furritus 3 years ago

It would explain the tax-free status that so many religious organizations enjoy...

1point

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

thou shalt not make TYOPOS

1point

Kittycow 4 years ago

lmao, I wish

1point

Nat Rich 2 years ago

Thou shall not have two left feet

0points

Laura J. Davis 3 years ago

Moses should be more concerned with what is going on with his toes.

0points

Phoenix0923YT 3 years ago

K was changed to B lol

0points

Little letitia 3 years ago

No s**t sherlock...

0points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

This would be so cool if it were true. I don't need to pay bills, because the Ten Commandments say so!

0points