Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line? (Closed)

Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???

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Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Mini the Angel 1 year ago

LOL!

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I wish i were cross eyed so I could see you twice

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Juliette

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Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.

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IDidntChooseReality

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Blue_Mouse 1 year ago

Oh my god lol

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omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??

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freakingbee (she/they)

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Apple Sause 1 year ago

Haha clever

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I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single

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TrashPanda

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rat 1 year ago

*wolf whistle*

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If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

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TrashPanda

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KittyKat 1 year ago

🤦🏽‍♀️

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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TrashPanda

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rat 1 year ago

Ayyyy!

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"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."

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The Panda That Laughs All Day

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The Panda That Laughs All Day (Submission author) 1 year ago

This is not what I said, but I told her straight that I love her, this is just the one I told to her in my dream. (I am an ambivert, so I have to chose how to tell, and in my dream i choosen this but in real life..., It was straightforward)😎😎

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I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”

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jeniffeir gehrke

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giga_chaser 1 year ago

Cuteee!

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#10

are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)

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ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

I understood this!

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#11

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

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TrashPanda

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RafCo (he/him/ele) 1 year ago

Are you a bank loan? Because I keep getting denied

5points

#12

Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.

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WolfZZZ (she/her)

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#13

Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.

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Mini is gone(???)

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rat 1 year ago

I say I like them, if rejected, I pretend to be relieved and have my friends back me up as if it were a dare. Works every time!

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#14

I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.

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Buck Up

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#15

Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

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#16

Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

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RafCo (he/him/ele) 1 year ago

Why would you want to step on a land mine?

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#17

...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.

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Everest the bookworm

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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line? (Closed)

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