Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???
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Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.
omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??
I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."
This is not what I said, but I told her straight that I love her, this is just the one I told to her in my dream. (I am an ambivert, so I have to chose how to tell, and in my dream i choosen this but in real life..., It was straightforward)😎😎
I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”
are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.
Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.
I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.
Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice
Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time
...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.
Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me
"Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model"
-- Flight of the Concords
DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉
are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 i see. 😘😏
