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"Thou art but a clay-brained peacock!"
Perhaps more along the lines of "You eye-offending sheep-biter!"
No judgement here. Just share and get it off your chest.
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#1
Worked as a grocery cashier. A man, who worked another department, came through my line and said, "has anyone told you how pretty you look?". When I said no, he looked at his watch and said, "there is plenty of time for that to happen". I couldn't stop laughing. He was always coming up with something. I knew he was trying to make me laugh, he never fails.
Final score:
5points
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#2
Fat, pig, etc. I break down in tears every someone says that. I suffer low self esteem.
Final score:
4points
Samyan Elrod 3 years ago
I'm so sorry, fat shaming is s**t and led (in part) to my eating disorder.
Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet (Submission author) 3 years ago
There was days to weeks to months were my parents grew so worried because I refused to eat. Fat shaming is s**t and people should stop. I’m sorry about your eating disorder.
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#3
Your mother must have washed you with ultra downy.
Final score:
4points
Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet 3 years ago
Kids at school are trying to say I smell like cheese. B******T. I bathe everyday before school! (Sorry… i didnt mean to vent)
crowspectre (he/they) 3 years ago
Maybe u actually are cheese and just in denial
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I dont know if it was meant to be an insult, but someone told me my sideberns were uneven the other day. I told them to shut the F up and get back to work before their paycheck is uneven.
Final score:
4points
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
This guy appears to be an insecure, homophobic, racist, 12-y/o or still living in mom’s basement troll.
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As a person with psoriasis, I've dealing with insults for a long time now. The worst part of it is that most of the times, it comes from near ones. I don't care about what strangers say as they aren't a part of my life. But it really hurts when someone I value says or does something that implies as me being an 'untouchable'. That thing breaks me down to pieces.
Final score:
4points
Sleepy children love Moon 3 years ago
I'm so sorry about that, sending hugs! but um, would you mind telling me what psoriasis is?
Lady Lestrange (Submission author) 3 years ago
Psoriasis is an auto-immune skin disease that causes a rash with itchy, scaly patches. It can appear anywhere on the body, but most commonly on the knees, elbows, trunk and scalp. It is a common, long-term (chronic) disease with no cure. It is painful, interferes with sleep and makes life harder. Thank you for the love. Sending hugs too <3
Load More Replies... Channon Doughty 3 years ago
Please cut those people out of your life as much as possible. Love is KIND. They are not.
Lady Lestrange (Submission author) 3 years ago
Right now, I'm in the process of doing exactly that and I must admit I've started to feel a lot better already. Thank you so much <3
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I was told I was hideous, and though it's not the technical worst insult I've ever received, it's the one that stuck with me. I was 10. And I'm still affected by it 5 years later. I can barely look at myself in the mirror some days.
Final score:
4points
Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet 3 years ago
You my say it but your not hideous and I don’t know what you look like. No human being is ugly and deserves to be loved. I can’t look in the mirror sometimes too. Know you are loved.
#7
Once I was baking a cake, and my friend asked me what baking powder was for. I told her that it made the cake rise. They looked at the batter, then at me, and said "the only thing this is going to rise up from is the dead"
Final score:
3points
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago
This tickled me; hope it was a good friend who you joke with like this normally!
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I could write a book on this subject, but a couple that stand out to me are: - My ex calling me a 'f*****g r****d' because the pizza I ordered had pineapple on it. He didn't want any pizza, so I ordered one for myself and our daughter; pizza comes and he changes his mind, has a slice of mine, and goes off on one. - A guy from my old school was messaging me, and asked me on a date. I politely declined, and he said I was 'frigid', and that I 'wouldn't do it, even on date rape'. Like tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.
Final score:
2points
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