With Christmas season rolling around the corner, our minds are often occupied with thinking about kids' toys—as (not-so) nice memories, or as necessities. Either way, companies sell some weird, weird stuff and I want to see the weirdest you can remember.
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Monkey
It doesn't help that there is a Steven King's short story called "The Monkey" involving this toy in which someone dies whenever it crashes its cymbals. There was also a movie called "The Devil's Gift" which features this plot. Parts of this movie were also shoehorned into "Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders."
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There are a lot them in Fallout 4 and my strongest intention in playing the game is to shoot every single one of those creepy things
Okay, this is incorrect. Cymbals are NOT played like that. It's hard to explain without showing, but whoever created this toy did NOT do their research. (I play percussion, BTW)
What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth
The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...
Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!
"THE POOP POPS UP!" [Pushes with insane intensity] [Poop skyrockets at 78.6 MPH]
Wouldn't Wanna Buy This Stuffie...
Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.
I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.
When You Realize You Left The Oven On
Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.
Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again
Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.
The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho
we have a polar bear, deer, and chicken that all do this. I used to load them with Skittles or Smarties
Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross
That Barbie Dog Poop Eater
My friend used to have this, she would put playdiugh in it
This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?
Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...
Pregnant Barbie...yuck.
This picture itself isn't creepy, but there are some really weird looking ones out there.
Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.
Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!
A Whole New Meaning To "Butt Face"
Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This
Yummy Poop Machine
A Family Favourite I’m Sure
I got a "Image width has to be at least 700px" message when I tried to load it, but when I was a kid there was a wind up coin bank that looked like a coffin and had a skeleton hand come out to grab the coin and pull it into the coffin. It would appear in Christmas catalogues as a novelty stocking stuffer.
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I'm too afraid to google it for a picture, but, I once bought a pen in a souvenir shop. It was among the little kids toys, It made wiggly lines and you could replace the ink and use different colours. The pen itself was shaped, well let's be honest, it looked like a dildo. What made it write wriggly lines? If you put batteries in it you could make it vibrate... I was too young at the time to know about such things though. Now that I am older I wonder what my mum thought when I said I wanted it :D
I got a "Image width has to be at least 700px" message when I tried to load it, but when I was a kid there was a wind up coin bank that looked like a coffin and had a skeleton hand come out to grab the coin and pull it into the coffin. It would appear in Christmas catalogues as a novelty stocking stuffer.
You can just post a semi-related image and then put the actual image in the comments.
Load More Replies... I'm too afraid to google it for a picture, but, I once bought a pen in a souvenir shop. It was among the little kids toys, It made wiggly lines and you could replace the ink and use different colours. The pen itself was shaped, well let's be honest, it looked like a dildo. What made it write wriggly lines? If you put batteries in it you could make it vibrate... I was too young at the time to know about such things though. Now that I am older I wonder what my mum thought when I said I wanted it :D
