People say all sorts of weird sh1t. What are some things you've heard people say?
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friend 1- “You’re gonna die!
friend 2- “No, you’re gonna die!”
1- “No, you’re going to be the first to perish!!!”
2- “You’re gonna die!”
1- “YOUR MOM.”
This is a conversation between two of my classmates:
"That's why you're 5 foot you short piece of potato!"
"At least I don't run into tree branches every time I walk!"
"At least I can see the tree branches!"
And here is something someone said at the movie theater:
"I can't taste Sprite anymore. It tastes like chlorine."
“But Teacher, what if I want to become a pineapple? Would I have to do math then?"
1. "I'm not gay, but I'd f*ck Ryan Reynolds."
2. "Are you self-concious about your forehead?"
3. "You get an opinion when you stop being short."
4. "So imaginary numbers are just math fanfiction?"
I was at the mall, waiting in line. Heard a girl say “I realized my hand wasn’t working because my nails were hurting inside, but I realized I had those rubber serving tongs and with some oil….wait let me call you back.”
