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Hey Pandas, What’s The Greatest Roast You’ve Heard Or Used? (Closed)
Roasts. Burns. Sassy, witty comebacks used globe wide. If you’ve heard em’, say em (and the story!), if you know 'em’, tell us, and if YOU’VE used one, share all about it! Enjoy!
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#1
All of these are shakespeare's sorry there is so many More of your conversation would infect my brain. Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows! Away, you mouldy rogue, away! I do desire that we may be better strangers. I am sick when I do look on thee Out of my sight! thou dost infect my eyes Thou art as fat as butter That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Thou art unfit for any place but hell.
Final score:
4points
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#2
my dog likes everyone but you.
Final score:
3points
#3
Some kid was telling me I was lame because my mom drove a car that wasn't the one he had (He had a lambo) and I was so mad, because we had so many awesome memories with that car. Then he yells, "YOU'RE UGLY JUST LIKE YOUR CAR" and I just yell back "OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE SO UGLY YOUR MOM DROPPED YOU OFF AT SCHOOL THEN GOT A TICKET FOR LITTERING ON SCHOOL GROUNDS" And everyone started screaming and pointed at him and my ginormous and tall friend put me on his shoulders and ran around yelling until the teachers made us all sit down. It was still really awesome though.
Final score:
3points
#6
no u
Final score:
2points
#7
Even blurryface doesnt care what you think. It's a twenty one pilots reference, I love their music lol
Final score:
1point
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