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Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest LGBTQ+ Joke You’ve Heard? (Closed)
Let's celebrate pride month by sharing the funniest (NON-OFFENSIVE) LGBTQ+ jokes we have!
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#1
I once heard my friend say “ let’s get one thing straight, I’m not” 😂
Final score:
5points
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#2
The A in LGBTQIA+ stands for Allstar by Smash Mouth. Wanna know where I heard that? SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Final score:
3points
#3
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Final score:
3points
#4
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? (single) - What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (a lickaloto'puss)
Final score:
2points
#5
Having gay parents must be horrible. You either get the double amount of dad jokes or you’re stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”. I’ve been asking people what LGBTQ+ means - nobody’s given me a straight answer. Are you a Mr or a Ms? I’m a dr. But are you a man or a woman? I’m a scientist. No, what’s is your pants? Physics. I hope you enjoyed these! Please do tell me if they were offensive in some way, I really don’t want to offend somebody!
Final score:
2points
Dark Pearl 5 years ago
Are you a boy or a girl? I'm a villain. But what gender are you? Evil. Yeah, but what's in your pants? DOOM.
#6
So I vape and I was having a friend pick up some juice for me and he asked what kind I want. I told him “something fruity like me”
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Ella Greenman 5 years ago
I saw one about being ace like me- If I am asexual, and you are asexual... then who gives a f**k? And another time my friend said "My hair is not straight." And I said neither am I. I am aroase
heyitsfionabtw 4 years ago
My friend is gay af and she lets everyone know, and she always says, "sounds gay, I'm in" or when she's talking to Alexa she says, "Alexa you're sounding kinda gay rn". She's hilarious. p.s. don't tell her I have a crush on her! :)
California Jones 5 years ago
This was my friend's, though she told the joke about herself. Screen-Sho...b2-png.jpg 
Ella Greenman 5 years ago
I saw one about being ace like me- If I am asexual, and you are asexual... then who gives a f**k? And another time my friend said "My hair is not straight." And I said neither am I. I am aroase
heyitsfionabtw 4 years ago
My friend is gay af and she lets everyone know, and she always says, "sounds gay, I'm in" or when she's talking to Alexa she says, "Alexa you're sounding kinda gay rn". She's hilarious. p.s. don't tell her I have a crush on her! :)
California Jones 5 years ago
This was my friend's, though she told the joke about herself. Screen-Sho...b2-png.jpg
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