Everyone's parents have said something that's been surprising, to put it mildly. What's yours?

#1

In the heat of the argument, they said they'd disown me. They apologized soon after. It wasn't such a big deal, but really crazy.

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#2

I asked my mom if i was adopted and she said yes we found you in a trash can. BUT my aunt told me the whole story on how my mom was on her phone during labor. So i dont know if im adopted..

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chinese parents be like 👍 Btw on the first time my mom says I’m from a trash can and the second time she says she gave birth to me. Every time. 😂

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#3

Mental illness isn't real.

My parents are great people, but as someone with anxiety that hurt.

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#4

"Let's have a child"

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My mom: "Don't worry, it was just a little guy and his head is stuck in your porch"

This was was preceded by my son (6 at the time) running in the house and yelling "Momma I pet a possum!" In my mum's defense, she was on ambien at the time.

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