Have you ever told a joke that was wasted on the wrong audience? Ever wasted a good bit on someone without a sense of humor, but it's too good a joke to let dissipate into the ether? Give that one-liner a second chance here.

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You know how when someone's dog takes a liking to you and you say "he must smell my dogs?"
I was in line at the grocery store and this little girl was being super friendly to me, so I looked at her dad and said "she must smell my children." His face went totally blank and ruined the bit.

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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

STOP IM STEALING THIS... THATS HILARIOUS MATE lol... ima go up to the random old folk who get too friendly with me and say, "they must smell my grandparents" :D

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    Let's just say you shouldn't make cannabis jokes at the family Christmas party...around children. They were meant to be in the other room, but still...

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    I have a joke about Germans, comparing them with the Swiss, which British people will get immediately perhaps 95 % of the time. Baically iit says that Swiss people are very much like Germans bt without the Germans' reckless disregard for authority.

    I run a small apartment holiday rental business in the Swiss alps and always chat to out guests from various countries, so have tried this with fluent English-speaking Germans on a number of occasions. Not once have they been able to see the joke.

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