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I was at work at a restaurant and I was sweeping up my section. I saw a table tent on the floor so I put my broom to the side, bend down and BAM! I poked myself in the eye with the broom, and everyone saw. I laugh about it now, but it really hurt haha.
I had a group of friends over once, and as all seats were taken, I sat on the wood floor. During a quiet moment, the unthinkable happened. Reader, I farted.