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Hey Pandas, What Screams “I’m The Problem But I’ll Never Admit It”?
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#1
"I'm an Influencer."
Final score:
28points
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#2
When your comments start "Mʏ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴘᴀʏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴡᴀs $8500 ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ 10 ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ. ... "
Final score:
25points
#3
I'm an alpha male....
Final score:
24points
#4
Incels who blame their inability to find a partner on ridiculous stuff like jaw angles but NEVER on their horrible, woman-hating personality
Final score:
21points
BeesEelsAndPups 1 month ago
I broke my jaw when I was 20. It healed a bit crooked, so I my jaw is visibly larger on one side of my face. I've never had issues finding a partner. Just be kind and generous with your love.
#5
You're the US President with 39% approval rating, but it's the fake new's fault and not the fact that you are a blithering idiot.
Final score:
19points
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
"But he's bullying everyone, and he's the POTUS! That makes him *our* bully ! "
#6
Being a Republican in 2025.
Final score:
19points
#7
A frequently mentioned one, often in the context of dating "red flags", is someone who has had a series of ex-partners, all of whom turned out to be totally crazy.
Final score:
16points
Crystalwitch60 1 month ago
Hmm well I’ve been married three times first at 18 was a wife beater hardly my fault I ran after 6 mths !! second turned out to be a coercive controlling pos again hardly my fault took me 14 yrs to see it n wake up , u dint see that coming , third was ok for 5 yrs we by then had two kids , till he decided his idea of a strong woman was not what i had become so i was never ab u. S e d again . When he turned my trauma n ptsd against me we did stay together for 6 more yrs I add till I had two vile miscarriages at 43-45 , joint choice cos he wanted to be with someone else , IT DONT MAKE IT OUR FAULT ,IT JUST MEANS LOL WE SHITE AT PICKING PEOPLE !!happily divorced 14. Yrs next month bliss n staying that way so saying it’s their fault is cruel !! And very destructive tbh !!
#8
Deflecting questions by answering them with another question. People fear their stance being questioned in case it reveals the truth - that they might not be right.
Final score:
8points
#9
My mother.
Final score:
8points
Crystalwitch60 1 month ago
MY ( thankfully dead ) FATHER !!! N wife killer , leaving me motherless at 8 mths old
#10
A partner (in this case boyfriend) that scares off all other men in your life under the guise of being "protective".
Final score:
8points
#11
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best"...
or
"We just can't get the staff these days", usually followed by "We're all like family here"...
Final score:
8points
Frank Tereschak 1 month ago
People who say "If you can't handle me at my worst" generally don't have a best. It's the worst all the time. They only think they have a better side.
#12
My brother
Final score:
6points
#13
I am your host Ben Shapiro and with me today is my special guest Matt Walsh.
Final score:
5points
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
"Ben, bubbie, you're not the *host*! You're the *Parasite*! Now eat the nice Ivermectin..."
#15
“You just don’t want to have a rational discussion/learn anything/hear another point of view,” after you’ve indicated you won’t tolerate their condescension and sealioning.
Final score:
3points
#16
Turning any criticism into an attack on the criticizer. Inability to see the bigger picture. Anger when there should be self awareness. Being lazy and then angry when things don’t go as planned.
Final score:
3points
Apatheist Account2 1 month ago
The common one seems to be accusing a partner of cheating when the accuser is cheating themselves.
#17
1) Refusal to take accountability or responsibility for anything.
2) Always being the victim.
3) (in the same vein as #2) Blaming every shortcoming in your life on someone else.
Final score:
2points
#18
The tRump Regime.
Final score:
1point
#19
Being confused as to why my waistline keeps expanding whilst also scoffing my bodyweight in cake.
Final score:
1point
The Majestic Opossum 1 month ago
My theory is that I will continue to eat the cake, until my hatred of said waistline outweighs my love of cake.
#20
Going to be down voted but these days - being from the US
Final score:
-1point
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago
Wow! What a coincidence! Aveliney is living the exact same life as Shayla Verity! What are the chances?
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago
Wow! What a coincidence! Aveliney is living the exact same life as Shayla Verity! What are the chances?
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