It's self explanatory!
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Them: "I'm going to run to the store real quick"
Me: "Why dont you take the car, it's much faster than running"
OR
Them: "I'm going to jump in the shower"
Me: "That doesn't sound safe, maybe just step in like normal"
How many people does it take to skrew in a lightbulb?
None. Its a LIGHT bulb!
I got you a Toyota! What, you're looking for the car? No, it's a TOY YODA.
that's what my mom named her car. we have a Toyota named Toy Yoda
What kind of music do windmills like? They’re big metal fans.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but they don't work.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
Have you heard the song Dynamite by BTS? Its kinda bomb :>
whenever someone asks me how my day was i say-
i had a sans-ational day today.
if you hadn't guessed i love undertale or more specifically sans and the sans aus.
I want to get into it, but I only know two of them. Some wholesome guy named Blueberry (I think ) and some creepy guy named Ink ( Also I think )
Dude 1: Want to hear a construction joke?
Dude 2: Sure!
Dude 1: Nvm, Im still working on it.
We used to have one Security Operations Centre, but now there are two.
It's a pair of SOCs.
My friend would tell me this one all the time, I think he forgets that I remember him telling it to me so I go along with it and pretend like I haven’t heard it to make him feel better lol
What do mermaids use to wash their hair
TiDe!
Have you met the new Irish hairdresser?.... Tim O'Taye
How much does an Irish person pay for shampoo in London.... Pound-Ten
