Quotes can be wise or dumb. Maybe even funny. Quotes can be from a movie or real life. Share your favorite ones!

#1

"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx

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#2

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx

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#3

The one that resonates most with me is:
"I’m wearying to escape into that glorious world, and to be always there: not seeing it dimly through tears, and yearning for it through the walls of an aching heart: but really with it, and in it." -Emily Brontë

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#4

"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often the best thing to do and always a clever thing to say." -- Will and Ariel Durant

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#5

“Shut the fluff up before I shove fluffing rocks into your fluffing mouth and watch you choke” - Me

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#6

"Alright, why a duck?" -Chico Marx

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#7

"But I guess that's the way it is. When you lose something irreplaceable you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself." -Harpo Marx

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#8

"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
-Gilbert K. Chesterton
Ok I have two
"A two year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
-Jerry Seinfeld

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