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Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Name For A Human You’ve Ever Heard? (Closed)
I'm feeling bored so tell me the weirdest names ever!!
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#1
I once heard of a police officer with the name "Rob Bank". Not the weirdest name but very ironic.
Final score:
17points
Misha Writer 3 years ago
I went to school with a girl whose last name was Graves. She always said she was going to keep her last name and when she had a child, she was going to name the baby Robin Graves. I don't know if she ever did, but I think that one deserves a mention.
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#2
Anita D**k. Her parents were living up their last name.
Final score:
14points
#3
I once knew a woman who took her husbands surname when they married. It was Cowslut.
Final score:
13points
#4
My cousin named her baby Stoney Also some twins in my brother's class were named Fire and Ice
Final score:
12points
#5
La-A (pronounced La-Dash-Ah)
Final score:
12points
#6
My mom used to tease her younger sister and say that she would name her first born child "Ida Clare," (I declare.)
Final score:
11points
#7
This one is actually not bad, but I met this kid named Shy Angel. First name Shy Angel.
Final score:
11points
#8
Richard ‘D*ck’ Head (a boy my mum went to school with). Why? Just why? I also went to school with a Tabitha Katz (as in ‘Tabby Katz’). Some parents are odd.
Final score:
10points
#9
I went to school with a Sunday Knight.
Final score:
10points
Bun bun holy pug 3 years ago
Usnavy... she was born in Veracruz, Mexico and her father saw a ship docked in the port and the rest is history
#10
My friend's name is Cricket. Biological. He's an amazing person, never teased once. I think it's a cool name, honestly.
Final score:
10points
#11
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
Final score:
9points
#12
Arckode (boy in my science class 💀)
Final score:
8points
#13
My foster brother for three months was named Great Wolf. His biological father, a bald white man, thought he was a Native American healer.
Final score:
8points
#14
I use to work with a woman who's last name was Niederguess. If she had taken her husband's name when they married, she would have been Niederguess Pozybutt. On a different theme, in my college dorm the head of my floor was Kitty Hawk (site of the first controlled powered airplane flight). Her brother's name was Tommy Hawk (think tomahawk, a type of hatchet).
Final score:
8points
#15
Dandelion
Final score:
7points
#16
I think the weirdest name is my name. its Areah.
Final score:
7points
#17
I have a cousin named Cinderella. She goes by Cindy needless to say.
Final score:
7points
#18
Sky Walker
Final score:
7points
#19
Abcde. Pronounced Ab-city. Like...what? Also Goat. I heared that one and thought, "poor kid."
Final score:
7points
Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago
if i didn't know better, i wouldve thought the last two scentences were a pun
#20
Once overheard a mom yelling at her kid "canyon" to stop splashing random people at the pool.
Final score:
6points
#21
a girl who i went to summer camp with was named arugala
Final score:
6points
#22
His last name was Boles. His first name was Sterling. Sterling Boles. I always wondered if his middle name was Silver.
Final score:
6points
#23
Saw a name come through work from parents setting up and account for a child (less than a year old). &roux… (Andrew), apparently he’s going to be called &y for short! Have also heard there is a Nat#a out there too - Natasha
Final score:
6points
#25
Authuymn (her parents said the spelling was `easier')
Final score:
5points
#26
My brother went to school with Shawn Lamb.
Final score:
5points
#27
Someone I know… Ben Dover. Honestly. Also a guy called Hugh Jass . Why… just why…
Final score:
5points
#28
I knew a man in the UK named John Thomas, which is also British slang for a pen¡s
Final score:
5points
Cheyanne Pavan 3 years ago
We had two of those in high school, but one of them (a very good friend of mine who is now gone) was Greek so the spelling was "Tsamis."
#29
Worked with a guy from India whose name was Ishit! Fortunately for him, it was pronounced "Ee-sheet", and I managed to keep a straight face when looking at his name tag.
Final score:
5points
#31
Aeropagita, it means "member of the Areopagus of Athens" in Spanish
Final score:
4points
#32
finger
Final score:
4points
#33
Oh! I have another one. Down the street from me, their child is Briar. As in Briar Patch- prickly bushes. So..yeah. In the South, we keep the maternal lines going by naming our boys maiden names as first names which is why you have a lot of southern boys with last names for first names. Just a bit of trivia.
Final score:
4points
Robin Roper 3 years ago
My son has as his maternal great grandmother's maiden name and his middle name is his paternal grandmother's maiden name - I'm from the US south, North Carolina to be specific.
#34
Family in my elementary school last name Rhor (roar). Kids: Ikan and Tigha. Cousin: Tanner Black Sister in law hyphenated her last name: Black-Brown.
Final score:
4points
#35
See, I don't know if this counts but I went through a (rather annoying apparently) phase of using the pet name 'Snerticus' for my wife. It still makes me snigger a lil bit. I know, I'm a child. Snerticus. Hehe.
Final score:
4points
#36
It's actually a banger name, but there s a kid in my class named Tripp.
Final score:
3points
#38
I met a girl named Foxi. Cute name, but idk if that’ll end up well later. I also heard of a lady’s named Cinna, short for Cinnamon.
Final score:
3points
#39
I met a woman with the legal first name "Baby."
Final score:
3points
#40
I was a PA (program aid) at Girl Scout camp named zazy pronounced zAY-zee. We called her za-zee for 3 days before she got the courage to correct us. We felt so bad.
Final score:
3points
#41
My grandmother was a teacher, she had a student named Teresa Green.
Final score:
3points
Bored Panda 3 years ago
Uh? Is that a character from a book or something? Sounds normal to me.
#42
I knew a girl named Ginger Snapp. I met her coming down the cookie aisle at the grocery store once.
Final score:
3points
#43
I had state testing in the third grade, and we had to do it at some church building. I sat next to this one girl who looked nice, and we talked for a bit before the test. I asked her the usual questions for that age. You know, how old are you, how many siblings do you have, what's your name, what's your favorite color, etc. She, like me, was about 8-9. She had 5 siblings. She also had a ton of siblings. Her name, I swear to you was something like "Starshine Pineapple" with like 5 other similar sounding middle names crammed in there; Awesome, Rainbow, Rockstar, stuff like that. I thought she was kidding, but when they brought in the scratch paper for our math test, they have stickers with out student info on them, so our names were on there as well. She was not kidding. It was her legal name. She liked purple.
Final score:
3points
#44
Merlin
Final score:
2points
Awkward Lady 3 years ago
A good Welsh name, the wizard in the King Arthur stories. I knew a Merlin in school.
#46
I dont know if I am writing it exact. But a friends brother from junior highs name was Sidha JoRae Jakamo Hackett.
Final score:
2points
#47
Knew a Ben Dover and a Rick Shaw both real names Some peoples parents ugggh
Final score:
2points
#48
Denephew
Final score:
2points
#49
Cinderella and Graphite
Final score:
2points
#51
First name Knowledge, middle name Supreme. Knowledge Supreme. Also, Franny Doody.
Final score:
2points
Elizabeth VanDyke 3 years ago
I had a friend whose name is Judy. I called her Judy Doody. I mentioned to her that if she married Howdy Doody, her name would really be Judy Doody. She didn't find it funny.
#52
Teresa Brown
Final score:
1point
#53
Awerie and Owerie - boy twins
Final score:
1point
#55
A girl from my high school named her kid Tynleigh..
Final score:
1point
William Tinsley 3 years ago
That's one of my best friends' sister's name and my last name is Tinsley. Their last name is Ryan and that's my brother's name. Strange world we live in :)
#56
One of my former schoolteachers named her child Loveday Daisy.
Final score:
1point
#58
Once on YouTube I was watching a video about funny yearbook quotes and one person's name was "d*ck long"! i proceeded to laugh my a** off
Final score:
1point
#59
Tyrassassazzion
Final score:
1point
Ruth Kilpatrick (Submission author) 3 years ago
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#60
My mom went to jr high with a girl named Summer Eve (as in the feminine hygeine product). And my high school geometry teacher's name was Mrs. Circle.
Final score:
1point
#61
Lady I knew whose first name was Joy took her husband’s last name, which was also Joy. Joy Joy. Sigh.
Final score:
1point
#62
My Dad told the story of a woman he worked with whose name was Elizabeth Stykonya, everyone called her Liz. She was engaged to a lovely guy called Eric. One day Dad and a mutual friend overheard Liz talking in the break room about her upcoming marriage and one of the girls at the table asked if she was considering hyphenating her surname. Liz commented she hadn’t considered it. When they were back off break, Dad’s mate said to Liz that he would suggest Liz really think about if hyphenating her name would be a good idea. One of the girls got shirty and accused the bloke of being rude and it was Liz’s choice and it was none of his business. The bloke agreed that was true… but then went on to point out… Liz was marrying Eric Colla. If she hyphenated her name it would be Elizabeth Stykonya-Colla… or as she was more commonly known… Liz Stykonya-Colla!
Final score:
1point
#63
Barnabe. (Barnabee?) I dunno. Ive never met anyone with this name, but I remember hearing it in a Benny Hill skit.
Final score:
0points
#64
Savory, is not pronounced like savory food but I'm not sure how to spell out the pronunciation.
Final score:
0points
#65
One job where I was a SysAdmin, we had a user named 'Polycarp Mguebwuo'. Then there was the guy in the Publications department, swear to God his name was 'Clark Kent'.
Final score:
0points
Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago
keep an eye on mr. kent- he may try to skip work to save the world occasionally
#66
In the 1960s in my hometown we have Earthalene and Epluribus.
Final score:
0points
#70
So this is a name I hear all the time, because it's mine. My name is Noam. Not gnome. Not No-Um. It's Noam. Oh and did I mention I live in Japan. It's even worse hearing it with an accent
Final score:
0points
#71
This will only make sense if you remember the old Lone Ranger show. In my son's middle school class there was a boy named Hiro (Hi-roh) Silba. I kept hearing what I thought was Hi-ho Silver at an awards ceremony and thought it was a joke. Then I found the name written out in the program. If the kid was a bit older, he probably would have gotten teased about it, but not many folks get the reference any more.
Final score:
0points
Yoli Lawrence 3 years ago
If the boy was from a Japanese background that is no surprising. L and R are interchangeable in the Japanese language. In Australia we have two large grocery stores Coles and Woolworths. My Japanese teacher would always tell us she was going shopping at “The place that is not Coles” as she hated trying to pronounce Woolworths.
#72
When I worked in Alberta there was a student named Pinky Butt in one of the classes.
Final score:
0points
#73
I am a civil servant and I work in a health unit on the outskirts of São Paulo and strange names are no exception: Joleno (it was supposed to be John Lennon), Valdisnei (Walt Disney), Maryrryanna (sounds like marihuana), Lindão (very beautiful) inspired in the name of Lyndon Johnson...
Final score:
0points
#74
I used to deliver for FedEx and had a customer named English King. I asked her about it once and she told me that her maiden name was Ivy and her parents thought that "English Ivy" was clever. Then she married Mr. King.
Final score:
0points
#75
Meconium....really! It is a poor childs name, and the title of a babies first poop.
Final score:
0points
#76
There was this one girl at my elementary school who I will always remember… just for her name. The chick’s name was Marsip. I’m ashamed.
Final score:
0points
#77
I met a girl named Rahbekkah . . . Pronounced Rebeka . . .
Final score:
0points
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