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How much horsepower does a horse have? (But it's not a stupid question)

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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering a Horspower is the power needed to lift 250 kg. to a height of 30 cm in 1 second, that's actually a really valid and fascinating question.

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    Why are you so hairy?

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    #3

    ‘Can you speak African?’ No, but I can speak Afrikaans. Also, ‘Are you British?’ South African

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    I was in a Chinese restaurant waiting for takeout. The women next to me was talking to me, she was a bit off but I was polite. The staff was speaking to each other, in Chinese. The women was in awe and asked me "how can they understand each other when they're speaking Chinese?" She was dead serious 🤦

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    #5

    Do you speak Mexican?

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as a Mexican: "Do you have to take a burro [sic] to go to work?" alternatively "Do you have internet/tv/radio in Mexico?"

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    #6

    'Can you hear me?' and 'Are you asleep?' are pretty dumb questions in my opinion.

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    #7

    i have lots, but the 2 i'll put are ones that kids have asked when they want to prove that i'm still a girl: "If you're trans, what bathroom do you use?" "do you have a (male body part) or (female body part)? just wondering."

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    #8

    tell me whyyyy????(not stupid, but my family singing "I want it that way" for five minutes after, adding a dance routine was a bit annoying )

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