I am a sucker for dad jokes, and most of them stick.

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

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    my dad told me this one: i was walking down the street when i saw a yard sale with a radio for sale. the seller said that the volume was stuck on high. so i said, "well, i can't turn than down!"

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    What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef. (read it out loud, it works better that way)

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    This is a fun prompt. What do ducks wear to formal events? A duck-cedo! Did you hear about the bird criminal? He's been Robin' banks! What do you call a ghost chicken? A Poultry-Geist!

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    Being put in the iron maiden is either a good or bad experience. It's all in the execUti0n.

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    Sans I summon you to comment. *proceeds to summon*

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya didnt summon sans but ya summond me

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    #7

    Steak is a medium rarely well done.

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    Cow Puns: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Idk much dad jokes.

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    They say you can laugh as loud as you want in Hawaii, but they prefer A lo ha

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