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Hey Pandas, What Did You Do Last Year At 7:27 On June 7th?
You know what you did. You can't hide it for long. Just admit what you did now.
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I held a gang boss at gun point and asked him to give me some pumpkins for his life. (Obviously these posts are joking and shouldn't be taken seriously. Unless you do know what you literally did, then type that.)
I was selling pumpkins to a guy who wanted then to exchange for his life.
Were they a thing of lasagna? A lasagna of death perhaps?
You mean the unfortunate bowel movement? You saw that?
I was being held at gunpoint and was asked for pumpkins in exchange for my life >:(
Are you a gang boss? And was there a chicken in the room?
June 7th, 2023, the week before my birthday…
…which my younger brother shares with me. in a jealous fit I used witchcraft to haunt his room with the ghosts of birthdays past. Nobody can know.
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction blah blah blah my brother does share my birthday though )
Given it was my bday, I was definitely not watching cctv footage of a gang boss being held up by a chicken.
Do you have a sister who haunted your room the week before?
If we create a full on story arc of this I will be amazed.
I'm so sorry I couldn't wish you a happy birthday at that time. I was in an... unfortunate situation... Happy super late (or early) birthday!!
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I'm so sorry I couldn't wish you a happy birthday at that time. I was in an... unfortunate situation... Happy super late (or early) birthday!!
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