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Hey Pandas, What Are The Strangest Things You’ve Overheard? (Closed)
Lots of people may know this, but we all at some point have overheard something strange while walking, at one point or another. Here are some of the weirdest...
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#1
DISNEYLAND, 2023 "LOOK LOOK, ITS DALE AND CHIP" Seriously, who the H*LL calls them DALE AND CHIP. ITS CHIP AND DALE!!!
Final score:
7points
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#2
8th grade ELA class Some kid: “Bro… My sister is like.. actually hot. Like, REALLY hot..”
Final score:
5points
#3
"I'll tell Jesus"
Final score:
4points
DERPY WOMBAT 3 years ago
If I had a younger brother, this would be him. Wait a minute... I am a younger brother. Cr*p.
#4
Not exactly the strangest but definitely scariest. Once with my cat at the vet. Overheard a parent talking to the nurse. Her female senior cat just had an operation and found a stone baby in her body. Creepiest part is she was neutered at her very young age...
Final score:
3points
#5
"Whats the difference between acne and a cathlic priest" "IDK" "The acne comes on childrens faces after they turn 12"
Final score:
2points
#6
"when you smell someone's armpit" -a literal college class
Final score:
2points
#7
that i have a sideways tooth in my jaw! it gives no pain or anything i just have it there
Final score:
2points
DERPY WOMBAT 3 years ago
What blasphemy is this? I will let no human named pineapple be on my post unless they therefore admit pineapple does not belong on that of the creamy, stretchy, delicious food that is pizza!
#8
"Hello Kitty drag queens force feeding Noah cocaine"-a kid on my bus
Final score:
2points
#9
"The potato is coming. Run."
Final score:
2points
#10
A little girl on the bus, out of the blue: Girl: "What is the best dinosaur?" Me [taken aback]"I dunno. Triceratops?" Girl: "Ugh. That's stupid. Boys are dumb?" Me: "Sometimes. What is the best dinosaur, then?" Child: "Stegosaurus, dah! Boys never think of back protection..."
Final score:
2points
#11
Was at a zoo. Looking at some pecaries Some dude walks by singing that one lion king song.all I heard was:""when I was a young warthog"" Pecaries look like warthog. Idk man
Final score:
2points
#12
(No offense to the furries bc ik not all of y’all are like this) the other day I heard something I will never unhear. Furry pussy. I need ear bleach
Final score:
1point
#13
I have a ton, but the best was probably the time ym choir teacher said he was going to push someone off a fence (metaphorically)
Final score:
1point
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