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Okayy, I've got quite a few. ~What do you call a security guard for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy. ~Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over. ~I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger... And then it hit me. ~I threw a boomerang a while back... I now live in constant fear.

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    What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣

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    What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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    When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves to get some milk and never comes back.

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    What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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