Hey Pandas! Google “Florida man” and then your birthday (day/month) and tell me what a Florida man did! I’ll start: “Florida man with no arms stabbed a Chicago tourist. Florida man allegedly used his feet to stab a tourist.”
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"Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him"
Thats one odd thank you lol
"florida man (literally named florida) breaks into seafood restaurant, steals all their White Claw and dumps it into pond"
"Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonalds"
Now I want McDonalds.
Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road.
Florida man threw a lizard at a Wendy’s drive thru
Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana 'because it was Christmas'
there was another one but i liked this one better
Florida man killed neighbor with kindness. The name of his machete.
June 3rd. Flordia man threw a cheeseburger at a pregnant lady... Za hekk!?!?!?
naked florida man covered in vaseline caught running through a mall, october 22
Mine had a forty year old Florida man with no arms stabbing a guy with scissors
"Florida Man Arrested for Trying To Get Alligator Drunk"
Ummm the stupidity.
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Florida man claims ‘stand your ground’ defense for killing an iguana'
Hmm
Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased
Police: Florida man offered to buy mother’s child for $100,000 at grocery store
Police: South Florida man claims ‘voodoo’ caused him to impregnate 13-year-old
Unsee juice please.
Hmm... Mine are interesting.
"Florida man tries to pay for fast food with bag of weed" sorry buddy
"Florida man was determined to steal a bottle of Pepsi, deputies say" (this guy broke down a convince store door for this...)
"Florida man banned from United Airlines after wearing red thong over his face instead of a mask"
"Florida man reportedly threw Christmas tree at wife"
Y'all... There's actually a website for this. It's called floridamanbirthday.org
Floridian Spiderman robbed a Winn Dixie Wine and Liquor store. He stole $150 in liquor and $420 in Newport cigarettes.
Florida Man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof.
"Florida Man Tells Police He Found Jehovah, Admits To Killing Woman A Decade Ago."
"Florida man shoots, kills puppy from balcony during walk with its owners, police say."
Florida man pulls out 'Dank Gummies' instead of ID after nearly hitting gas pump, deputies say. Suspect claims it was regular candy.
The gummies were Dank
I'm not gonna say it's me... but this is a little too close to home!
'Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven, officials say'
So many good ones for March 17th. Stealing an alligator, which is probably pretty common, same as peeing in someone's house. But what makes a Florida Man special is "Florida Man nabbed after calling 911 to verify authenticity of his meth."
"Florida man pelts girlfriend with McDonalds"
Bonus (did one for my dad)
"Florida man under arrest after throwing baby at sheriff in an attempt to escape during a chase"
florida man chugged 2 beers in under 30 seconds at EPCOT
i found a much worse one, "florida man mollested dog then attacked dogs owner" oh and "florida man steals vending machine"
