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#1
I found a body while cleaning the track at my school... The day was hot, the breeze was non existent, and there were no donuts in sight. Basically i had the job of raking and my friends would hold the bag of leaves. After a good hour of raking i came across a very large pile of leaves. I approached the very orange pile and accepted the challenge. As i raked all the leaves into multiple liftable piles i came across my last rake. I removed the leaves, and as i looked down i saw what would make anybody squirm. Loads of ants crawling in blood, and the worst part MY FOOT WAS AN INCH AWAY FROM THEM. after i moved my foot i called my friends over and jokingly said "something died right ther'". While my friends looked at the thousands of ants i went back to raking. As i went to bring my rake over to more leaves, i notice it was a LOT heavier than it was. I looked down and saw a corpse. I dropped that rake and said a huge NOPE as i walked away. So that was my saturday, wbu :P
Final score:
4points
WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin 2 years ago (edited)
Was the body identified???? Also any clue on how they died?
Do-nut touch da donut (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
The body was never identified... i wanna say it was injured and got burried under the leaves.... im just confused on how it stayed there for so long withoit anyone notocing... lol
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Do-nut touch da donut (Submission author) 2 years ago
I was pretty grossed out but it was a good laugh and fun story to tell :3
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#2
This isn’t even a little bit of the dumb stories my dad has One time my dad lit a firework in his house when he was a teenager. It only caught one thing on fire. His foot. He was flailing around like a cat with tape on its foot when his mom walked in the door. Safe to say he was grounded for quite a bit. He also cut his knee open while trying to fling a machete at the grass one time. These two events weren’t even a month apart. This was in the late 80s btw. My dad was a self admitted dumbass growing up.
Final score:
3points
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Your dad sounds like the type of kid where his own parents would brag about him to their friends :P
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
'Oh your kid aced his sat well my kids set our pool on fire whilst baking a grilled cheese, a quite yummy cheesey, beat that sharon' :3
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Ingrid Jeffers 2 years ago
I threw a log at my head (accidentally), gave myself a nosebleed whacking myself in the face with a yearbook, and so on. I injure myself rarely, but when I do, I do so foolishly.
#3
my older brother (he's in high school) has this one teacher who lets the students eat food in class as long as it's healthy. so my brother made an ENTIRE CHICKEN POT PIE and ate it in class!
Final score:
3points
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