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i challenge u to a rizz war.whoevers post got 1st won LMAO im bad at explaining so i hope u get it
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#1
Is that a bandage? Because I scraped my knee falling for you?
Final score:
2points
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#2
Life without you scares me more than Five Nights at Freddy’s
Final score:
1point
#3
You kids have secret meetings to make up words to confuse us older people. What does rizz mean?
Final score:
1point
#4
a spider bit me to make me spidergirl can i bite your neck and call you my girl? treat me like white teez, dont get me dirty *french rizz*
Final score:
1point
#5
damn, you north korea? cause i can’t seem to escape you. “treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty” *north korea rizz*
Final score:
1point
#6
Your phone number seems heavy. Want me to hold it for you?
Final score:
0points
#7
i may be a dummkopf, but i'm your dummkopf me to my gf xD
Final score:
0points
#8
Are you an angle under 90˚, cause your acute (math rizz)
Final score:
-1point
#9
Are you a vape? Because I want my mouth against you treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty *french rizz*
Final score:
-2points
#10
hi again. you like to suck on your girl’s tits? i have something else you can suck treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty (with your cu-)
Final score:
-2points
n<3 (Submission author) 2 years ago
dude its a joke stop downvoting this its a rizz competition
#11
Are you a squirrel? Cause I wanna put my nuts in yo mouth(Squirrel rizz)
Final score:
-3points
#12
you a mommy’s girl cuz i can be your mommy *rizzedently pins you on the bed* treat me like white teez dont get me dir-
Final score:
-3points
#13
Damn are you a bun? Cause I wanna slide my dog into you(hot dog rizz)
Final score:
-4points
#14
hey u a dildo cuz i really wanna do things to ya *lesbian spidergirl rizz*
Final score:
-4points
