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#1
Wot is le owner doing on box with screen why is owner has box with moving screen and people is are people colorblind top 10 prettiest female poodles
Final score:
9points
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#2
how get rid of cat? why hooman leave? why hooman no get ball? why fridge no open? how get onto counter? toys4pets bawl (shopping for a ball)
Final score:
9points
#3
"CARROT FARM WHERE" "where buy carrot" "carot" "dad give me no carrot today what number call for 911" Yeah, my dog has a 1-track mind.
Final score:
7points
#4
How to give smellyest fart, BACON, how to fake injury to get humman lovens, where is the most irritate place to pee, and cuddles anonomus
Final score:
7points
#5
" How two clen duk blod" " how to escpe nal clipps" " sqeeks toys" Yea, lots of How to's
Final score:
6points
#6
"Will I let my hooman sleep today" The answer is always no. :(
Final score:
6points
Aiyana Menrige 4 years ago
Oof. I thought you said " Will my hooman sleep today " I felt really bad there for a sec
#7
hw 2 mke cat like me petco.com stop humoon from leaving how 2 get squek toy out from under table
Final score:
6points
#8
Why dad go shopping??? Buy treetz How speak English More toys English to dog translator
Final score:
5points
#11
Bets places to hide soks 50waysofbarking.com Squirrel recipes How to scare a kat more Where the pretty poodle I saw today?
Final score:
5points
#12
"how to get mor treets" "wut doz my hooman want frum me" "how to opin food bukit"
Final score:
5points
#13
Thank you everybody who posted! I don't think I've ever got this many responses!
Final score:
5points
#17
Y cat scratch me How to blackmail vet Why other dogs no like me :’( How to stop mom from leave Why mom make me go out in rain Y dont dad like it when I sneeze Y dont dad like when I boop him wit my nose How to sleep on moms couch cushion without being caught How to be lazy My doggo is a lazy Hawaii-born boi. I’m sure all of this has gone thru his head. (Except the cat one, we don’t have a cat)
Final score:
4points
#18
" h0w tobig bran trahs when sistr isn lokkin" "breakexpensiv tings.com" " gfla;lWKEJFERIO" " y hooman mad wen i ete yummi hedfons "
Final score:
4points
#19
How to kill the hooman...
Final score:
3points
#21
Hooman no giv tweat wut i doo DOGGO MERGENCY hooman buy new doggo 911 how to get wid of hooman and new doggo
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3points
#22
newest chucket ball how to steal hoomans food Why does my hooman call me Willow How to get outta bawths How to sneak up on squirls Why does my hooman not gib me enouh food
Final score:
3points
#23
How to get away with murdering a chew toy. How to get away with everything with cuteness
Final score:
2points
#24
How to escape when you have a neighborhood when everyone knows who you are and where you live How to make mom and dad let you sleep on the couch How to destroy your bed How to make mom forgive you for destroying your new bed What is the point of life when you only have a large yard and 3 hours of runs and never go on a leash and get lots of treats every day
Final score:
2points
#26
Why does hooman keep taking pictures of me Who is goodest boi Where to find more treatos How to get more walkies
Final score:
2points
#29
how to oppen dooor wher is de treetz wher is d---- OH MY DAWG THERES A DOG BARK BARK BARK
Final score:
2points
#30
How tO escepe How To kIll Cat WHy no i get poTatO why hooman call oTheR doG How To GEt riD of BiRb And CaT 911 whY Hooman Give No TOy Why no potato my dog loves potatos for some reason
Final score:
1point
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I travel. I seek the Parmesan. 4 years ago
I dun like kiddo i want bedder fud i dun like kibble chicken barking is gud how catch squirrel
I travel. I seek the Parmesan. 4 years ago
I dun like kiddo i want bedder fud i dun like kibble chicken barking is gud how catch squirrel
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