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I work at a morgue. People ask my why? Because its dead quiet.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you talking about?
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What do you call a joke without a punchline?
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Montanavanna 1 year ago
Why can't a lesbian wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time? Can't eat Jenny Craig when you got Mary Kay on your face.
Montanavanna 1 year ago
Why can't a lesbian wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time? Can't eat Jenny Craig when you got Mary Kay on your face.
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